Chapter 2: We Say Ouch, You Say Dork!

The next day, Eddy awoke grumbling. He jumped off his bed on his chair, and as he came rolling across the room he heard knocks at his door. "Eddy! Rise And Shine!"

That was Double-D's voice Eddy thought to himself as his chair came to a halt causing him to fly into his clothes closet. As he got up and grumbled some more, glaring at his chair, he then heard another voice. This wasn't Double-D though. "Hey Eddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy!"

Eddy slipped all his clothes on as he muttered. "Ed..." That was annoying he thought.

Eddy opened his door only to get a huge bear hug from Ed. Eddy's face turned blue and stammered. "E-Ed! C-Can't breathe!"

Ed let go quickly, and Eddy fell to the ground, sucking in air. as soon as he could breathe normally again, Eddy got up, and said coolly. "Well now boys, I got the perfect-"

"Scam."

Eddy glared at Double-D as he casually whistled. "Well AS I was saying, this scam is going to be perfect!" He smiled proudly, but Double-D just sighed.

Ed just stood there, staring out blankly. Eddy shook him, yelling. "Hey Lumpy, snap out of it will ya!"

Ed got out of his little trance, and looked at Eddy. "Awwww you took me out of my happy place!" he whined. "Forget it Ed, we need to get cracking! Let's movvvvvve out!"

Ed did a salute, and ran out of the backyard with his same ol funny laugh. Eddy was following directly behind Ed, and chuckled. As Double-D was coming up from behind taking deep breaths, he could hear eddy mutter. "Those kids won't know what hit them. Mwahaha..." Double-D shivered at the 'evil laugh'. It was a bit disturbing for him.

As they ran down the sidewalk, they noticed something odd. (not counting Ed. lol) Nobody was there! "WHAT THE...!"

Eddy was practically blowing steam out of his ears, and ed noticed this. In his 'lovable oaf' way he said. "Double-D, Eddy's blowing steam out of his ears just like in the movie, I Once Was A One-Man Oven...Part II."

Eddy scowled at Ed, and then turned his head to Double-D. "WHERE ARE ALL THR PIDGEONS SOCKHEAD!" He said angrily.

But then unexpectedly, something hit Eddy outside his head. something hard. Eddy tumbled onto the street unconscious. This made Double-D and Ed panic! "EDDYYYYYYYYY"

Ed ran up to his knocked out friend and shook him frantically, while Double-D looked around to see what hit Eddy. Not surprisingly, Kevin was walking up with a baseball glove in his grubby hand. Kevin stared at the Small boy and the baseball near his head, and he held his mouth shut with his other hand to keep himself from laughing.

Double-D walked up to Kevin and said. "Kevin! That wasn't cool at all!"

"Whattttever dork." Kevin said, going over to get his ball. And then, a weird chain of events followed. Out of nowhere, The Kankers came over, Lee picking up the ball. Then out of anger, she pitched a fast ball right in Kevin's face, and he fell over backwards with a mark on his forehead. He was obviously in pain. "You keep your grubby hands off my boyfriend!" Lee said angrily.

Double-D was frozen in place at the scene. Ed was next to him. "I think the Kankers are here Double-D."

Double-D was too shocked to hear ed, and as Kevin got up, he was pushing up his sleeve ready to hurt Lee. But then, surprisingly, he pushed it down and walked away, holding his ball. "Um...uh...thank you." Double-D stammered, looking at the Kankers.

For once in a life-time, the Eds and The kankers were looking in each other's eyes. And for once, The Eds didn't run away, nor did The Kankers try to kiss the Eds frantically. Marie and May got a creepy smile on their faces, tempted to jump the two boys, but then Lee put a hand out saying. "Our work here is done girls."

May looked at Lee surprisingly and said. "But Lee, we didn't even get to kiss our boyfr-"

Lee closed her mouth and Marie slowly walked away, blowing a kiss to Double-D before she ran away. Lee dragged May away, and Ed and Double-D were just standing there silent. Until someone broke the silence.

"Buttered Toast?"