THE WATERFALL SCENE, PART I: Now in Glorious UnspokenVision!
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Fruit gathering, jungle walking, brush rustling. A twig snaps. Our heroine throws at a rock at the marauding whatever.
"Ow! Son of a bitch! What the hell are you doing?"
SawyerUnspoken: You've got a mean fastball, Freckles, but save it for the Island all-star game. Damn! Christ. It's all fun and games until someone loses a kneecap. (And by someone, I mean me!)
KateUnspoken: Sawyer? Sawyer got off his lazy ass and followed me into the jungle? Hey, Sawyer likes me. Saw-yer likes me, Saw-yer likes me...and I find it oddly exciting. Weird.
"You stalking me?"
SawyerUnspoken: Hey! Just because you're so incredibly cute that I could eat you alive--starting with your adorable nose--that doesn't mean I would actually stalk you and eat you. I think you got me confused with that damn polar bear. Get a grip, woman.
"Stalking you? I was protecting you!"
KateUnspoken: Okay, you're right. I was being too harsh. It wasn't so much stalking as peeping. But what the hell kind of show did you think you were gonna get out here, anyway? Save your singles for Shannon's string-bikini show. Jeez.
"From what? Southern perverts?"
SawyerUnspoken: Hey, I have made some good money in my day by being a Southern pervert, so don't knock it till you've tried it, princess.
"Yeah, whatever. I can't believe you!"
KateUnspoken: You can't believe me? That's your own damn fault. I totally explained that I was unstable, unpeggable and unpredictable, and that you didn't know my type, but do you ever listen? Noooo. Sawyer smart! Sawyer know everything!
"It's not that bad."
KateUnspoken: By the way, that's "I'm sorry I hurt you" in Katespeak. It's a hard language to comprehend when you first encounter it, but you're...smart. You'll catch on eventually.
"It's my knee. I'll tell you how bad it is."
KateUnspoken: How bad is it?
SawyerUnspoken: It's as bad as it needs to be for me to finally get me your undivided attention.
"What the hell you doin' all the way out here anyway?"
KateUnspoken: Fighting crime. What does it look like I'm doing? Gathering. As in the part of hunting and gathering that reliably supplies the group with carbohydrates and vital calories. Try to cope, handsome.
"Everyone's been eating a lot. This is the only place the trees aren't picked clean."
SawyerUnspoken: Can't we pay some migrant farm workers to do that while we make out?
"Yeah, well, you shouldn't be out here alone. Not after what happened to--"
SawyerUnspoken: Whatshername. The blond one who can't operate a diaphragm.
"No, I'm fine. I can take care of myself."
KateUnspoken: If you've heard that the knight errant is rewarded for his chivalry by a kiss from the lady, you heard wrong, pervert.
SawyerUnspoken: You can take care of the other 40 people on this island, darlin', but it's painfully obvious that you canInot/I take care of yourself. So just shut up and relax. I ain't gonna hurt ya.
"Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock!"
KateUnspoken: Is this what girls mean when they say "I love the way he makes me laugh"? I never got that before. I always thought they were just saying that because their boyfriends were ugly.
"Shhh."
SawyerUnspoken: Wow. You just love a chance to ignore me, don't you?
"What? You smell blood on the wind?"
KateUnspoken: Some people love their mothers. Other people love their dogs. You? You love the sound of your own voice. Now, hush,--I'm trying to listen to something that's not you!
"You don't hear that?"
SawyerUnspoken: Dammit. Yo, Island--if anybody's gonna be whispering sweet nothings in this girl's ear, it's gonna be me, me and only me. So shut the hell up! Understand?
To be continued in Return of the Waterfall Scene and the Waterfall Scene Strikes Back, coming someday, probably soon, to a monitor near you!
