Wanna Give Me Hand? Now in Glorious UnspokenVision!
Sawyer is asleep. Kate strolls up and throws a banana at him.
"Morning."
UnspokenSawyer: On the other side of the Island, jail pits, blood infections and jungle terrorists. This side, beautiful girls try to feed you. Totally never leaving home again.
"Did you just throw a banana at me?"
UnspokenKate: I know, I know, total shout-out to that time you flashed me.
UnspokenSawyer: I do believe this banana is a shout-out to my dick. Nice.
"Couldn't find any rocks."
UnspokenKate: I know, I know, total shout-out to that time you had to soak your sore knee, and we almost got together in the lagoon.
UnspokenSawyer: Hey, if me being broke all to pieces brings us together, next week I'll drop an anvil on my foot.
"There are nicer ways to wake a man up, Freckles."
UnspokenSawyer: Do you want me to get graphic? Would you be interested in some visuals? Because I can--
UnspokenKate: No sales resistance...must escape...
"Come on, it's time to go get your bandages changed."
UnspokenKate: Think your truth, Kate. Come on: Business before pleasure! Virtue. Manners. Good behavior! There we go. Better. Oh, uh, Jiminy, quick question: Would a teeny, tiny amount of necking be so very wrong?
"Why can't you do it for me?"
UnspokenSawyer: And can you do it all slow and sweet and lingering like last time?
UnspokenKate: Why can't I do it for you? Are you kidding? After what happened last time? No way!
"Because I'm not your nurse, and Jack's got the bandages."
UnspokenKate: Okay, actually, I'm totally your nurse, I'm awesome at it, and you're only well because I adore you and couldn't live without you and I did anything and everything to make you better. But let's not make a fuss. Besides, in exchange for him never, ever consoling me again, I'm generously letting Jack think he's in charge of your medical treatment. It's a whole ruse I'm working on. You in?
UnspokenSawyer: Conspire against Jack? Of course I'm in! See, further proof that there is such a thing as a stupid question.
"Of course he does. You wanna give me a hand?"
UnspokenSawyer: For the record, if you wanted to try this trick on me sometime, you have a permanent invitation into my personal space.
UnspokenKate: Sawyer's lips. Kissing! "I never said goodbye" makeup sex!
UnspokenSawyer: You could kiss me, you know--I wouldn't stop ya.
"Thanks."
UnspokenKate: Think your truth, woman! Visualize good behavior. Visualize! Antibiotics! Checkups! Whee, being good is fun! Bad girls get sent to Pleasure Island! Okay, that's not helping.
"Come on."
UnspokenKate: Note to self: At first opportunity, seriously consider exchanging entire current moral value system for makeup sex with Sawyer. Could be a good deal! And hey, whaddya know...that puts business before pleasure. Outsmarted you again, Cricket! Sucker!
