The Top Ten Reasons Why Being Dumped by the Son of the President and Being the Most Popular Celebrity doesn't match:
10. Whenever you're going to hang out with your friends you don't have someone to take your arm with, or at least to protect you. Ofcourse I can ask for a bodyguard to protect me, but a boyfriend protecting me sounds much cooler, and besides, it gives me a warm feeling inside.
9. Everyone knows that being dumped is one of the lamest thing that can happen. It's so much better to dump someone. By second thought, no actually it's not. It sucks on the both sides.
8. Everyone at school is curious about it, and ask you why, and if they do know why they will tell it to the press, so you will end up in one of those gossip magazines.
7. Gossip magazines sucks. Because they sort of already make the surprize a non-surprize, if you know what I mean, and that also means that I won't have something spectacular to tell during the interview with Kate Blossom which will be in a couple of weeks.
6. Your little sister, who is a total genius, has a bet with her friends about how long the relationship with the son of the president would have lasted. It serves her right that she lost. She thought it'd last for at least a year.
5. Your parent's will think it's cute. Don't ask why.
4. Your other sister, who is totally popular at school, will try to set you up with another guy, of whom you've never heard of before she mentions his name and shows an ugly picture of him.
3. Whenever you say no to the suggestions of your sister, she becomes much and much more anxious about my future ex and tells you not to be so annoying so she can find a matching guy for you. Even if you treath her with a gun to her head it wouldn't stop her.
2. It's hard to keep everyone who already knows it to shut up about it.
And the number one reason why it seriously is going to be my death when someone will find it out before I will tell it on the interview:
1. Paparazzi is everywhere. They even try to make pictures of me while picking up the dog of the neighbours. If they know it, it will be even worse. The parking lot is already crowded with them without knowing the big secret.
