Guess How Much Momiji Loves You
By: Kinomi Shadow
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or the children's book "Guess How Much I Love You".
Momiji stood in front of Kyo, a big childish grin on his face.
"Guess how much I love you!" Momiji squealed.
Kyo sighed.
"Momiji, I'm not in the mood you retarded rabbit!" Kyo snarled.
Momiji continued grinning and spread his arms out very wide.
"I love you this much, ja!" Momiji said.
Kyo spread out his arms.
"Well I hate you this much," Kyo said, his arms out much longer than Momiji.
Momiji sighed, trying to think of something bigger he could use to show the year of the cat just how much he loved him.
"Oh!" Momiji said, leaping into the air. "I love you as high as I can jump!"
Kyo took out a thing of catnip and waved it in front of himself.
"I hate you as high as this catnip makes me," Kyo said, his cat ears escaping through his orange hair.
"Darn!" Momiji whined, kicking a nearby rock that flew at Kyo's head.
The rock hit Kyo, and he spun around, murder in his eyes.
"You retarded rabbit!" Kyo hissed. "I'll snap your friggin' neck for that!"
Momiji looked like he was about to cry.
"But I love you!" he whined. "You're like a brother to me! Waaah! W-we're f-family. Sniff... Waaah!"
"N-now don't cry!" Kyo said, getting panicky. "I love you all the way to the moon!"
Momiji threw his arms around Kyo, smiling real big.
"I love you to the moon a back!" Momiji said. "But I still love Tohru more!"
And Momiji took off to find Tohru so he could do this "I love you game" with her to.
Kyo stood there, and ran his hand through his hair.
"No wonder he's the year of the rabbit," Kyo muttered. "If he touches Tohru I'll kill him."
THE END
