Four

Ok, I might have mentioned something about it before. I got an interview, for a tabloid magazine. My big ugly red haired head is going to be on a XXL size on the cover. As if it can't be worse, the title is probably gonna be: "SAM DUMPED BY DAVID"

I am going to KILL this person who arranged me an interview! I can't just sit on a 1500 dollar couch while there are people, and children(!) in Africa who are dying from the hunger! The couch that I will be sitting on is enough to feed the half continent! Why do people care more about celebrities love lives instead of real big issues? Maybe things like people who get malaria?

So far my suspicions is Lucy! She must have done it!

Because she is only popular at school, but cant get an interview for a tabloid magazine doesn't mean that I have to! It does not mean that I LIKE IT!

So I walked downstairs, and Lucy was all like:

"Do you know what you are going to wear for the interview?"

"What interview?"

"I heard that you are going to give one, for 'Seventeen'"

"Seventeen?"

"Stop asking question back will you?" Lucy seemed quite annoyed by this.

But Seventeen? Isn't Seventeen a magazine for real REAL GOSSIP? And not to forget for girls, who are up to date with Britney's newest eyeliner that she is using, and fashion?

Seventeen is such a shallow magazine! They make money by writing articles about make up and fashion and a few interviews, and they don't even spend that money, not even a tiny bit, to African children!

So I got my consciousness back and said:"SEVENTEEN?"

Lucy: "Yes, Seventeen! Can you please stop being such a moron now? I am asking you, do you know what you are going to wear?"

"Uhm, Lucy, it's an interview, its going to be published in a magazine, so no one cares if I dress like a hippie because none of the readers will see it anyway."

"Ofcourse they do silly! You don't know they take pictures?"

Oh my god. Pictures of me talking about my life sitting on a 1500 dollar couch? That is so not going to happen!

If I find out, who arranged this for me, he or she is going to end up as meatballs!