Chapter 15

"Good morning viewers, I am Kyle Bateman and Wally Robbins is the camera man and you are viewing A Day On The Road With Jude Harrison and SME. Lets take a tour of our mobile home, Tour Bus Betty." Kyle said into the camera acting like a newscaster.

Wally went around recording everything and Kyle had at least two stories per item.

"Now, it is time to wake up our tour bus babe. Jude smile for the camera." Kyle said as he crouched down beside her and held his microphone in her face.

"Leave me alone." Jude growled as she tried to cover her head with the covers.

"She tends to be a little cranky in the AM. Up Red." Kyle said as he stole her covers.

"I hate you two." Jude screamed as she tried to retrieve her covers.

"Viewers, we will now give you a tour of Jude's bunk while she goes and wakes up band mate Vincent Spiederman." Kyle said as Jude shuffled out of her bunk.

"Move over." Jude whined as she tried to get into bed with Speed.

"No, get your own bunk." Speed replied barely awake.

"The guys said to get you up, if you don't let me lie down, I will make you get up." Jude protested.

"Fine, only because I love you though." Speed whined as he moved over and let Jude slide down under the covers.

"Hmm, you're nice and warm." Jude stated as she curled up against Speed.

"Quiet, I want my sleep." Speed said as he wrapped his arm around Jude and held her as close to him as possible.

Jude and Speed were asleep within five minutes.

"Viewer dudes, we are now entering the boys' bunk. This is where we sleep and that is about it. Here is my bunk, this is Wally's and over there is Speed's. It looks as if Speed is still asleep and has a visitor." Kyle said as the camera zoomed in on Speed and Jude.

"Kyle, I think we need to investigate this situation." Wally said as the closed in on Speed and Jude.

"Hmm, it appears that the babe in bed with Speed is our very own Jude Harrison. Should we wake the two lovebirds?" Kyle asked the camera.

"That is what I thought." Kyle said right before he pulled the covers off Jude and Speed.

"Give them back, we need our sleep assholes." Speed yelled as Jude rolled over and buried her face into his chest.

"Dude, say something nice to the viewers, this is going home to G-Major." Kyle said to Speed. He then looked into the camera and said, "Viewer dudes, sorry about Vincent's outburst, now let's move on and let these two get up. Now, let's move on to the outside of the bus."

Kyle and Wally left Jude and Speed as the got up.

"Dude, do we get up or go back to sleep?" Speed asked as he kissed Jude's neck.

"If we go back to sleep, this will happen all over. I am going to go get dressed." Jude said as she got up to go get ready.

"Wait a second, you owe me something." Speed said as he pulled Jude back to him.

Jude just smiled as she bent down and kissed Speed on the forehead. "You will get your payment later."

Jude walked out of her bunk to see Speed lying on the couch all ready for the day.

"Where are Kyle and Wally?" Jude asked as she looked around.

"Wally ran out of tape, they just left to go buy some. We have about forty-five minutes of us time." Speed said as he watched Jude walk over.

"What could we possibly do with that much time?" Jude asked as she climbed on top of Speed.

"Hmm, I have a couple ideas." Speed laughed as he leaned in to kiss Jude.

"Well, I have one." Jude replied as she closed the gap between them.

Forty-five minutes went by fast. "Viewer dudes we are arriving back at the bus to pick up the two other members of our band. Let's go get them." Kyle said into the camera.

"Viewer dudes, we would like to tell you this is a rare occurrence, but this is a daily event." Wally said as him and Kyle walked in the bus to see Jude and Speed making out on the couch.

"Dudes, care to tell the camera about your little hobby?" Kyle said as him and Wally had the camera right on Jude and Speed.

"Get the damn thing out of my face." Speed yelled right after the kiss ended.

"Touchy touchy." Kyle laughed.

"Ok, camera off. We need some funny, dumb stuff to record." Wally said as he sat in his usual chair.

"We could have a little concert, but put a twist on it girls." Jude said as she schemed a plan.

"Girls?" SME said in unison.

"Yes, you three dress as girls and I will create an outfit from your guys stuff. It would be hilarious and give us and the viewer dudes a good laugh." Jude explained.

"Might as well, lets live it up." Wally said as he thought about it.

"Ok, let's go, rule one, no one tries and fit into my jeans. I want to keep them and I know they won't fit, I can just squeeze in them." Jude declared.

"Whatever Red, you will love our outfits." Speed laughed as she pushed her into his bunk. "We will call you out when we are ready."

Jude was looking through all the guys' stuff; she had never realized the extent of the guys' wardrobes, especially Kyle's. She took stuff from each guy's closet. She liked Speed's jeans the best. Kyle had more then enough belts to pick from and she found a shirt that she liked that matched the belt. Wally's closet had more hats then anyone should. She tried on half of them before she found the right one. She then slipped on Speed's shoes. She made sure that her hair was mostly pulled up. Jude looked herself over the in mirror and decided that she was missing the boxer sticking out look. She quickly got a pair of Speed's boxers, the pair she usually wore to bed at night in the hotels and put them on. She was finally perfect, but the guys were still working on their outfits.