When Byakuya meets Sesshoumaru!

Sidenote: I just realized there's also a Byakuya in "Inuyasha", but my Byakuya here is from bleach. Crossover.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. My first crack fic… Enjoy!

They both stared at each other in amazement and shock.

Each thought the other very queer, yet somehow cute. Byakuya stared unflinchingly at Sesshoumaru, taking in this strange dressing. Really, they weren't that different. Both had silky smooth tresses and wore kimonos, and emit an icy aura. He couldn't help but be fascinated to his silky silver hair. Byakuya made up his mind to befriend this guy. And, gasp! Those purple stripes on the face! How novel! Nothing like Hisagi's lame tattoos, he thought, and nodded approvingly.

Sesshoumaru squinted. "Who're you, stranger, and why do you nod?"

Byakuya: Oh, I'm thinking about how nice your hair is. My name is Kuchiki Byakuya, captain of the 6th division in the Gotei 13. And you're..?

Sesshy: (clears throat) Sesshoumaru.

Byakuya: hmm… do you happen to be perhaps related in any way to Hitsugaya Toushirou? Or maybe Ukitake Jyuushirou?

Sesshy: no, not at all. I've never heard these names before.

Byakuya deftly whipped out a picture which all the captains had taken on the 4th birthday of Yachiru. All the captains were grinning and had bright pink party cones on their heads. It was Yachiru's idea, of course. She said it's to match her hair. Shunsui seemed to be the one delighted about the party cones, since he likes pick as well. When she gave them out one by one, Mayuri had been the first to protest vehemently, followed by a whining Yumichika. But then Zaraki had growled, "Whoever doesn't put on the pink party cone can stick my zanpakutoh into his head instead", and nobody made any more noise.

He held out the picture to Sesshoumaru and cringed at the memory. He pointed to Ukitake and Hitsugaya.

Sesshoumaru shook his head. "No, I dunno them at all but would you let them know that white hair is so outdated now? Silver is the color to go! Like mine!" To proof his point, Sesshoumaru flipped his glittering hair over his shoulders gracefully. Byakuya clapped.

"How beautiful! Yes! I'm going to get my hair dyed silver tomorrow! But wait… hmm then maybe I should dye my Kenseikan black to match," said Byakuya as he fingered the clips adoringly.

"Kenseikan? These shiny metal hairclips?" Sesshoumaru has never seen such beautiful hairclips before. A light danced in his amber eyes as he gazed lovingly at them. "Yes. These clips signify my esteemed rank as head of the great Kuchiki family," Byakuya said proudly. "My great Kuchiki family is one of the four great NOBLE houses in Soul Society!"

Sesshoumaru stiffened and piped up, "Hey! What's up with that haughty tone! I'll have you know I'm noble too! My father was the great Demon Lord of the West! Ah… here! This cute piece of fluff here is a symbol of my nobility. My father had one too!"

$$$ ok that's it for now, since I've run outta ideas and I need to go sleep now. Pls review to lemme know what you think! thanks for reading!