Rating: NC-17 Just to be
safe. Ya never know.
Possible adult language, situations, and
content.
Standard disclaimer I own nothing, just borrowing
characters and having fun.
Spoilers: none really, but was written
after Twelve Sharp.
Title: Instant Messaging Tank and Lula
October 2006
Author: TammyC
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy signed on at 8:30 pm
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? signed on at 8:45 pm
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Yo! Doll!
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Ooh, you're here.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Went Christmas shopping. Got
stuff you'll like.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
I like your text color.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Pretty pink.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Most men aren't man enough to
do pink.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Oh, shit.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
It is.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Pink.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Damn Bobby and Lester.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
So what did you buy?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Gotta wait for Christmas. Try
go get Christmas Eve off.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Trying.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
If you can't I need to know
soon.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
What, got a backup date?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
uh
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
He tall dark and handsome like me?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
No
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
He's short.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
I was kidding.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
You coming over later?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Much later.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Working tonight.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
U were kidding?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Right?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
No
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
I really do want you to come
over.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
No, kidding about...
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Nevermind. You busy?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Taking a personality quiz. In
a magazine.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Take it with me?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Ok.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Do you always tell the truth?
A-always, B-most of the time, C-not when I'll get a spanking.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
C.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
U were kidding before, right?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Ever gone skinny dipping?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
You're going skinny dipping Christmas Eve?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
NO!
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
The quiz question.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Oh. Yes. Been skinny dipping.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
With who?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Is this part of the quiz?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Yes
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
No
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
If you were a superhero, would
you be Superman, Batman, or Incredible Hulk
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Yes
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Yes?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
You gotta pick ONE.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Superman, Batman, or
Incredible Hulk?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Oh. Incredible Hulk
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
For Valentine's Day you would
give your date a-a stuffed rabbit, b-flowers, c-candy
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Anymore choices?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
No.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Pick one for me.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy says:
Which best describes your personality? Machine gun, cotton ball, or a wet mop?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
What do you think?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Right, cotton ball.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Not machine gun?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
I know better.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
How many more questions?
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Almost done. One more.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Do you sleep on your back,
side, or tummy?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
On my feet.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Nope, gotta pick back, side,
or tummy.
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
Depends
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
On what?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
On where you're sleeping.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Hmmm...
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
It says you are a princess,
sitting in a meadow, feeding baby animals out of your hands.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
You still there?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? says:
Gotta work on my image.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Right back, someone's
knocking...
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore?
says:
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
It's Ranger dropping Steph
off. I guess her car wouldn't start.
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Hang on...Ranger wants to say
hi...
MyGuyIsBiggerThanYourGuy
says:
Hey, Princess Pretty-in-Pink,
this is Ranger. Aren't you supposed to be working?
ImBigAndBadNeedISayMore? signed off at 9:15 pm
