Chapter 2 — — Subaru tries to reveal RbD (Gone better {or worse depending on the way you see it}).

NSFW WARNING(No smut though).

"— —Subaru, Ram and Rem were really worried."

"They were unusually despondent, wondering if they had been impolite..."

"Nothing happened...

"Between them and me."

"— —Subaru, are you alright? If something's wrong, you're welcome to talk to me."

'If I could tell Emilia that it's no use, that I can't take it any more...'

"Wait," he whispered, "That's it."

Subaru who was staring down to his legs, covered by the warm cozy blanket, that only served to bring the memories of coldness. Coldness in the tone of that voice, the coldness of his body as his blood apathetically abandoned him to fate. — —That Subaru lifted his face and turned his gaze, to Emilia.

Subaru noticed how Emilia perked up with a, "What?" — — probably anticipating for him to be down to have a talk at his sudden change in behaviour.

'All this time, I've been struggling to change things alone, but...'

"Subaru, are you sure you're alright?" Emilia knitted her eyebrows, the obvious worry showing on her cute face served for Subaru to trust her even more.

But what if she thinks it's a joke? What if she dismisses it as him being insane? Despite all these questions threatening his mind, the unease in his chest parted,

He steeled his heart, poured strength into his voice and began, "There's something I want you to know."

"Okay," Emilia replied serious and resolutely.

"— —Emilia... Several times up until now, I've died and—"

Discomfort. 'Something's wrong', Subaru's mind told him.

"What's wrong?', he wondered back, but he immediately noticed why.

Sound. Sound was gone. There was no sound anywhere — — His own heartbeat. Emilia's breaths. The sounds of morning filtering through the window. All had completely vanished from the world.

And that was but the prelude for what was to come.

—Next, movement followed sound, vanishing from the world as well.

The passing of time lengthened. A single moment extended to eternity. The next second simply never arrived. Emilia's serious expression remained before his eyes, unmoving. She was like a statue, her next motion an eternity away.

Subaru was the same. He couldn't move. His mouth, his eyes, nothing for eternity.

Sound had vanished, time had stopped, and Subaru's hand could not even reach out to beg.

For some reason, only Subaru's mind continued on during the phenomenon beyond his understanding.

(Scene change)

"I am kinda down bad today," Satella.

"Yooooo, same!" Replied envy.

"— — Then, lets do a little trolling."

"I am down for it!"

(Scene change)

Suddenly, the frozen half-elf, who was supposed to be stuck with the terrified Subaru in that ever extending moment, till eternity — — began stirring to movement. It was only she who could move, he noticed. Sound was still absent, the curtains were still stuck in its wavy position, the air couldn't be felt.

He didn't know why, but something told him that shouldn't have been possible. As if a huge landslide was looming above his fragile head, threatening to violently envelope a knee-scraped boy in its all encompassing embrace, his still heart was filled with dread.

He didn't know why. Even his self found himself suspicious. Why. Why?

No — — There was no time to question such pointless things. The kind angel in front of him was what all his attention should be devoted to.

Snapping out of the cage that was his mind, he delivered his consciousness to his eyes. What he saw was that the half-elf didn't stir to movement, only that her body was trembling, her trembling dilated pupils were staring at him with what was a cry of help. Even her breath was absent, only her terrified amethyst eyes and the vibration of her body were what he referred to as movement, even the rest of her facial muscles were stuck in her tense, resolute expression.

All Subaru wanted to do was comfort that kind angel. Save her from yet another problem — — one that he himself had created due to his selfishness. Due to his uselessness.

He wanted to jump out and hug her, even though he was undeserving to be in her vicinity, even though it was scary to leave himself so defenceless in front of someone. Tell her everything was okay, even though he would it be a lie, even though it might be seen through.

Another sudden moment— no. Calling it a moment would be inaccurate. Every thing happening was all encompassed in a moment.

Subaru stared as Emilia stopped trembling. In what was a fraction of a second in Subaru's perspective, everything had come to a standstill again, but then something extremely peculiar happened.

"1, 2, 3,

"Mike testing, mike testing," Said Emilia, the fear in her eyes and the restraint of her body completely gone.

'Huh?' Subaru didn't understand, it didn't make any sense. Not only was there a complete change of attitude, not only was she suddenly able to move, she was even speaking in a language that shouldn't possibly have been used in this world.

Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? His mind repeated that question. And then a possibility arised in his mind. One he didn't want to even humor, one that terrified him to an extent that wasn't even comparable to the terror he felt towards the oni twins. One he desperately wanted to deny.

What if it wasn't only the twins... but even Emilia has been tricking him?

What if it was that cliché were who seems to be the main heroine tricks the protagonist and turns out to be a manipulative bastard instead.

It would make sense, even the smiles of the twins were fake so what was the guarantee that the girl who he deemed an angel, the girl who had showed him kindness for the first time in this new world was manipulating him into playing a sick game, h—

Suddenly the paranoid Subaru snapped his consciousness back from his mind to his eyes again. Everything had gone dark what was happening? It smelled weird, like sweat. He also felt the tip of his nose being wet.

Something in front of him — — that something was causing the darkness. It was moving away from him now. Once it moved away—

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'Subaru screamed. Not in pain, fear, despair or horror but—

"Oh~ Looks like someone's getting a little flustered," Spoke 'Emilia'.

What Subaru saw in front of him was Emilia's white DRIPPING panties.

Before Subaru's mind could go haywire again, 'Emilia' lifted her fair leg and placed it above one of his shoulder.

Subaru's raging hormones would make his cocc erect if it wasn't for the fact that your Willy Wonka can't be erect when time itself is stopped and only your mind can somehow work at an extremely slow perception, at the same speed as said perception.

'Emilia' then placed her thin fair hand behind Subaru's head and used it as support to place her other leg on his unoccupied shoulder, pressing her crotch on Suabru's face again.

If time wasn't stopped, surely, Subaru word have a nosebleed and it would look like 'Emilia' had her period while pressing her private on his face.

'WABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABBABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABABABBABABABABABBABABABABABABBABABABABABABABA' Subaru's thoughts were completely haywire.

Was the stopping of time and Emilia taking advantage of it a coincidence? Maybe Emilia had the plan to do this since he first met her, and if that's so — — he doesn't mind being taken advantage of more often.

(I am gonna skip the more uhh... finer details)

Subaru's eyesight was still covered in darkness. But instead of just having the tip of his nose be wet, his whole face was drenched, needless to be explained.

(Satella and Envy POV:)

"My lord, that was so good!" Envy.

"BONK" Satella.

"OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK YOU FREAK!?"

"WHERE'S MY TURN YOU HORNI MACHINE!?"

"NEVER!"

"WHAT!?"

"I AM GONNA MAKE HIM RESTART NOW! CUZ YOU DESPERATELY NEED SOME MILK, BOI!"

Realizing what Envy meant, Satella yelled, "NOOOOOOO! I WON'T LET YOU"

Satella began throwing hands, Envy retaliated by throwing hands in return.

After seven seconds of a heart wrenching, epic, definitely-climatic battle, Satella stopped throwing hands and instead proposed something after making a stop sign with her hands.

Le gasp, "YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SHOW ME AN L, YOU BITCH!?"

Unfortunately, she tried to make a sign to stop by bending her left elbow vertically upward and bending her right elbow horizontally and resting it above the tip of her left hand's fingers, making it seem like an upside down L... which seemed like an L to Envy because Satella jumped up with a flip and sticked to the roof via the sole of her shoes to atleast temporarily put a stop to the hand throwing competition.

"Wait. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!"

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANT!?"

"*WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN"

"BITCH, YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO CORRECT ME"

"STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT AVERAGE LOOKING KAREN"

"I WILL SPEAK LIIIIIIKE WHOEVER~ I WANT, I SUPPOSE"

"BITCH"

"DOUBLE BITCH"

"TRIPLE BITCH"

"QUADRUPLE BITCH"

"— — — —"

Seeing Satella go speechless, she adopted a mocking look of pity.

"Ooooh~ could it be that..."

"Sh-Shut up!"

"— —That you don't know what comes after quadruple~?"

Satella snorted her nose, "I know what comes after quadruple, I just don't want to educate you, I am not your teacher."

"Yeah, you're just a kid. A student; atleast you know your place"

"BITCH" Satella cursed and pulled out a ballistic missile launcher.

PHOOOOOOWSE

BOOM

Satella smiled in glee, enjoying the pride of being the victor for once.

What she saw next though... made her blood go frigid, as if someone used the technique, 『Absolute Zero』 on her.

What was in front of her was Natsuki Suba— No, Dio's loyal stand spirit — — 『Beat the rice』.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Satella screamed in horror. Her blood was so cold. So cold, it hurt it hurt it hurt it hurt.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Envy, "Did you seriously forget that I can spawn people from random other alt universes in whichever timeline.

The majestic 『Beat the rice』 didn't even bother answering these two woefull witches, she was summoned here to destroy a person named Satella, and that's all she was going to do.

As Satella watched in mute horror, 『Beat the rice』 flexed her extremely massive arms whose each and every muscle was coated by seven layers of six packs.

Satella fell to the ground due to the power of 『Concept cut』 that Beatrice had developed after defeating Reid from the subsequent instant she killed Petra off-screen.

Satella fucking soiled herself.

『Beat the rice』 was making her way to her, 『Beat the rice』 bent her body, she began running. Each and every step causing tremors in the shadow garden, she ever so slowly ran towards the immobile Satella. 『Beat the rice』 looked like the Armored Titan from Satella's POV.

After what was 30 seconds in real time and 7 hours for Satella's whose time and slowed due to the fear she felt from 『Beat the rice』's aura, 『Beat the rice』 claimed the life that bore the weight of 400 lonely years. Claimed the life of a lonely 400 year old granny whose only desire was to have some fun with the person she loved.

(Back to Subaru's POV:)

Subaru was locked in place, just staring at her with his still eyes.

Then, 'Emilia' who was just holding onto the back of his head and panting began moving again. Subaru figured it was round 2.— — He remembered how he used to joke about half-elf stamina in online platforms, here he was now. Even though he couldn't use his tongues the face had another pointy part — — NOSE JOB POOOOOOG.

'Emilia' wrapped her thicc soft wet thighs around his neck and applied pressure.

Much more pressure than last time.

If time wasn't stopped, surely, Subaru's jaw would drop down to the floor, his eyes would have extended to a velocity never seen before, he would have panted in place and howled, "AOOOUGA AOOGA", then he would have turned to the audience and said, "Hot mama! Now that's a dame!" in a New York accent.

He had a choke fetish after all.

He enjoyed the feeling of his neck being squeezed by the soft thicc thighs into a mesh of calcium, flesh and blood all the way through.

(Scene change)

ChadBaru respawned and repeated the same thing he did in that loop forever and lived forever in bliss.

Happy ending.