Disclaimer: I really don't own Naruto.


Team 7 met at the Academy entrance early in their first day as teachers.

"What are we going to teach the children, Sasuke-kun?" – Sakura asked while touching the raven haired boy's shoulders.

"Don't know." – Spoke the Uchiha in a bored to death tone, and moving his shoulders away from the girl's touch.

"Leave it to me! I already have an idea!" – Naruto said, smiling in his mischievous way.

"Naruto….What are you thinking….?" – Sakura was a little worried about her companion's idea.

"Sakura-chan, trust me! I have the perfect subject to be taught about shinobi way of life!"

"Coming from you, it is probably 'how to be a dope in 10 lessons'" – Sasuke mocked.

"NO! It is not, especially because the dope PhD is YOU!"

"I'm no dope! You are the one doing stupid things all the time!"

"I'm not! I only do those things because you are chicken! CHICKEN! Paw paw paw!" – Naruto teased Sasuke emulating a chicken.

"Funny, you call me chicken but you are the one dressing yellow and looking like a chick….."

Naruto jumped to grab Sasuke's neck. Sasuke dodged and landed his elbow on Naruto's belly. The blond kicked the Uchiha's ankle. Sakura was looking motionless; she noticed that several Academy students were watching the fight. Some kids were making bets about who would win the battle; girls were betting all the money on Sasuke and boys were cheering for Naruto.

"Yo, blondie! Kick his ass! My girlfriend likes him!"

"Noooo! Don't hurt Sasuke-kun! He is sooooo handsome!

"Hey! Chick boy! I bet all my lunch money on you!"

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" – All Sasuke's fan club appeared out of the blue, with banners, photos, T-shirts, and all fan stuff.

Sakura threw a shurinken at the boys' heads.

"Have you no shame? You are acting like children! You are supposed to give the example! Let's go to the classroom!"

With blood running down in their foreheads, the boys followed the pink haired kunoichi to the classroom they were supposed to teach.

Walking inside the class, twenty minutes late, Team 7 noticed the big fuss the students were doing. Sakura tried to cough, wave her hands, and clap hands to call the kids' attention. Nothing worked. She looked at her friends expecting some help; Naruto was cleaning the blood on his forehead and had not noticed the girl. Sasuke shifted his eyesight from Sakura to the children, and finally:

"Katon Gōkakyū no Jutsu!"

A huge fireball flew through the classroom, burning the sleeves from the students seated on the aisle, causing screams from the weak hearted girls, and somebody couldn't hold its bladder because a certain smell could be felt somewhere near the third row….

Silence reigned in that classroom; all children were staring the teachers.

"Better now?" – Sasuke asked Sakura.

"A….A…..A…..Arigatou, Sasuke-kun……." – she had her mouth wide open and a funny expression on her face.

"Show off….." – Naruto whispered glaring Sasuke. The Uchiha heard and smirked at the blond kid.

"Ahem. My name is Haruno Sakura. These are my teammates: the top student of my class, Uchiha Sasuke, and…………..uzumakinaruto".

Naruto noticed the quick and displeased way Sakura spoke his name. No, he wouldn't let Sasuke do the show all alone, he UZUMAKI NARUTO-SAMA, would be the star!

Sakura continued her explanation:

"Let's talk about genjutsu, which is the art of ill…"

Naruto placed himself in front o f her, gaining all the students' attention and spoke, louder than his usual

"Nah! No boring genjutsu stuff! Kakashi sensei said we should teach anything concerning Shinobi way of life. Then, I decided that we should teach about shinobi diet." – And he nodded to himself, like he spoke the most absolute truth in the world!

"Err…Naruto, Team 10 and Chouji will probably teach something like this…." – Sakura whispered on the kyuubi vessel's ears.

"Nope. Chouji doesn't go on diets. I'm talking about an important supplement of shinobi diet, responsible for the growth and enhancement of chakra: RAMEN".

"You are not being serious, are you?" – Sakura asked, hardly believing in her teammate's words.

"YUP! Ramen!"

Sasuke slowly walked through the aisle and sat on the last chair of the last row, crossed his arms and closed his eyes. Few minutes after, he was snoring.

"Naruto, you can't teach about ramen! We must teach about something important for their shinobi lives!" – Sakura was trying to argue about the class subject.

"Ramen is important! I know everything about Ramen!" – Naruto protested.

"IT IS THE ONLY DAMN THING YOU KNOW, IDIOT!" – Sakura shouted.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" – The students were laughing.

"SHUT UP, BRATS!" – And this was inner Sakura waking from her long slumber.

Scared to death all kids remained silent while the 'teachers' were arguing.

"Naruto, we are going to teach genjutsu!"

"No! Ramen!"

"Genjutsu!"

"Ramen!"

"Why don't you ask the brats what they want to learn?" – spoke Sasuke from his place, without open his eyes.

Naruto and Sakura exchanged puzzled looks: wasn't him sleeping? Does Sasuke speak in his sleep?

Nevertheless, Sakura decided that Sasuke's idea was rational and asked the kids:

"So, you would like to learn the importance of genjutsu, a technique used by many shinobi, which knowledge might save your lives in a battle; or about…………… ramen?"

The students kept silent and finally spoke in unison:

"RAMEN"

Sakura fell on the ground, unable to believe what she just heard. Naruto grinned and adjusting his yellow chick jacket he started his speech about ramen.

Sakura climbed the aisle, and sat right beside Sasuke.

"Can you believe this?" – She asked.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

"Are you really sleeping, Sasuke-kun?"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

I wonder what he is dreaming about. – Thought the pink haired girl, gazing dreamily to the boy next to her – Maybe it is about me, hi hi hi! – She giggled.

I wonder how long she will be here beside me. This giggle is SO annoying! – Wondered the raven haired boy, without opening his eyes – I wish this f… class ends soon. The dope's voice is so shrilling. I think I forgot to lock the front door of my home….damn.

And like a blessing from the Shinobi Gods, the bell rang.