Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!


Except Naruto, Team 7 left the classroom in a bad mood. They met the next teachers on the corridor: Team 8.

"Yo, Naruto! How was it?" – Kiba asked. The Inuzuka boy was in a good day.

"Amazing! The kids are great and very interest in shinobi way of life!" – The blond boy was surely pleased with his teaching results.

"Ano…Naruto-kun, what did you teach them?" – The shy and weird Hyuuga girl asked in whispered tune.

"Humm? Speak louder Hinata! I can't hear you, woman!" – shouted Naruto.

Hinata became red and trembling.

"A…..A…….A………..Wha……What……"

"She asked what you taught, deaf!" – Kiba came to help the damsel in distress.

"Oh! About Ramen Culture!"

"THAT?" – Kiba scratched his messy hair while looking from Naruto to Sakura and Sasuke, finding hard to believe in what he just heard.

Sakura sighed and the Inuzuka kid comprehended that it was true: a whole lecture about ramen….

"I…t-think it is i-interesting, Naruto-kun" – the Hyuuga lady spoke a little louder than her previous speech.

"Bah. You would find interesting even his piss, Hinata" – Kiba whispered in his teammate ears. Obviously, she almost fainted.

"Let's go, or we are going to be late." – Shino said, pushing Kiba and Hinata to the classroom.

Walking inside the classroom, Team 8 positioned in from of the blackboard, so all students would be able to see them (not that Hinata was comfortable with the situation).

Shino tugged Hinata's arm: that was the signal for her to start the class.

"A…Errr….Hi……my name is Hyuuga Hinata…….and these are my teammates…..Inuzuka Kiba (who quickly waved his hand and smiled showing his fangs) and…A-Aburame Shino (who adjusted better his glasses)"

Hinata was red as a tomato and hyperventilating. Her knees shook so much that sounded like Spanish castanets. Nevertheless, she continued her staccato speech:

"We….are going to teach….a-about ninja pets….."

"Owww! How cute!" – screamed a girl from the second row.

"Stupid!" – said a boy.

"Lady, speak louder! We can't hear you!" – Several kids sat in the last rows shouted.

"Ahem. You will hear her if you keep quiet." – Shino tried to help his friend.

"Sir! We can't hear you too!"

Team 8 exchanged annoyed looks and Kiba saved the situation:

"SHUT UP! IF YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM SO I WILL BE THE ONE SPEAKING! CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

"YES, TEACHER!"

"GOOD! SO LET'S START THIS F... CLASS"

"Kiba, you are not supposed to say coarse language here." – Shino reprimanded his friend.

"I'm not?"

"No"

"Geez….."

"ANYWAY, NINJA PETS ARE USED TO HELP THEIR MASTERS. FOR EXAMPLE, AKAMARU HERE IS A DOG-NIN. HE CAN USE DOPPLEGANGER TECHNIQUE AND OTHERS TO AID ME IN BATTLE"

Many kids were covering the ears with their hands.

"Kiba-kun, I think you can lower your voice now…."

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU HINATA!"

"A….A…..A…..Speak in your normal tone of voice….." – She spoke in his ears.

Kiba felt chills run through his body and stiffened, saying:

"Don't whisper in my ears ever again. It is kind of….weird."

Hinata blushed madly. Shino decided that he would have to assume control of that situation:

"So, Akamaru, can you show the students some of your moves?"

Akamaru barked and performed some of his solo techniques. All students applauded the dog-nin.

"Oh! Isn't it cute?"

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"It is a male! Not boy! You don't use 'boy' for dogs!" – Kiba arrogantly explained.

"Whatever"

Suddenly all the female students were rocking Akamaru's head, playing with him and the dog-nin never wanted anything else for his life….

"Akamaru….." – Kiba warned once.

The dog was making lazy sounds as the girls continued caressing his fur.

"Akamaru…………….." – Kiba warned twice.

Hinata was giggling. Kiba threw at her a deadly look. Hinata gulped.

Akamaru was moving in the air his paws as some girl was tickling his belly.

"AKAMARU! NO FOOD FOR YOU TODAY!" – Kiba lost his temper.

The dog cried and jumped to hide inside Hinata's oversized coat.

"Awwww" – the girls protested.

"Ahem. Now I'm showing Aburame Family's pet". – Shino announced.

"What is it?"

"A cat?"

"A bird?"

"A panther?"

"A dragon?"

"Nah. I think it is a Labrador, 'cause this guy is probably blind! Look at his glasses!" – A boy said.

"No. it is none of those. And I'm not blind." – Shino corrected the boy.

"Thinking better, he surely looks like a blind person…." – Kiba whispered to Hinata, who nodded.

"So, goggle man, what is your pet?"

"Bugs" – and he stretched his arms, letting his kikei bugs fly all over the classroom.

Seconds later, girls were hiding behind chairs and desks, screaming in terror; and boys were hunting the bugs and squeezing them with their hands and feet! It was bug genocide!

Shino's mouth was wide open, no sound as he saw his loyal friends being slaughtered!

Kiba and Hinata were trying to calm down the students, but their voices disappeared among the screams and the sound of claps and stomps.

Thankfully, the bell rang. It was lunch time and all the children left the classroom.

Team 8 remained there, making a minute of silence for the deceased bugs.