Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. It's pointless anyway; the most valuable thing I own is my Anthropology textbook.
Mirkwood
Once was fair and green
Now home to elves and evil
Spiders and shadows
Gollum
Strangler of orcs
Resides on underground lake
Riddled with Bilbo
Off the Path
Elven feasts disturbed
Dwarves blundering though the dark
Taken by spiders
The Spiders
Lurking in the trees
Weak bastard spawn of Shelob
Spinners of dark web
Dale
Joyful market town
Renowned for magical toys
Bells silenced by Smaug
Battle of Five Armies
Five armies converge
Make hasty alliances
Eagles save the day
The Hidden Door
Who knows Durin's Day?
The Burglar sits deep in thought
Upon the door-step
Homecoming
Arrived one June day
An auction interrupted
Disappearing spoons
Arkenstone
Mythical gemstone
Disappeared with the hobbit
Interred with Thorin
Over the Wall
A thief in the night
Met secretly with elf king
Bargaining for peace
A/N: Ok, this is all for the foreseeable future. I still might take a request or two…maybe do a special chapter on the Silm Haikus. As always, there is the review button, I'm sure you know how to use it.
