Ok…. this is a song my friend sent me by weird Al Yankovic that I changed to suit Hermione…. It was too priceless to pass up the opportunity. If you don't know the song, it's the same tune as Ridin' Dirty! So Weird All changed it first… now I am… lol!
I know… I know its not really Hermione… she doesn't care about purebloods and muggleborns and half bloods… but oh well!
Oh and if you're reading Twinkling Eyes and Cheshire Grins, I should have the next chapter posted soon!
Cheers… hope you enjoy! Real lyrics are at the end!
-Mrs. Charlie Weasley thats me
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Good and Nerdy
They see me readin'
By the lake
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Can't you see I'm good and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm good and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The purebloods
But so far they all think I'm too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
I'm just too good and nerdy.
Really really good and nerdy.
First in my class here at Hogwarts School
Got skills, I'm a champion at DADA
Proffes. Binns - that's my favorite Proffes.
Keep your butter bear, I'll just have my Pumpkin Juice
My never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are of Vikky
Gilderoy Lockhearts in my library
My Notebook is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight essays
Yo, I know the library like my home,
Ain't got no buck teeth-Pomfry took care of em.
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at new spells - I could practice for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Research, well I'm number one
Do muggle studies just for fun
I ain't got a broom but I got a organizer-FUN
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in goblin as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Can't you see I'm good and nerdy
Look at me, I'm good and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The purebloods
Although it's apparent I'm too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
I'm just too good and nerdy
How'd I get so good and nerdy
I've been browsin', inspectin'
Mad Muggle comics, you know I collect 'em
The quills in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ancient ruins textbook never leaves me bored
Shopping in Hogsmead for deals what great selections
I edit Snapes Lessons
I memorized Hogwarts: A History
I can recite it right now and have Ron and Harry A-S-L-E-E-P
I got a business Helping House Elfs
When my friends need some help, who do they call?
I help with essays for 'em all
Even discovered Lupins moonlit walks
Yo, I got myself a new backpack
They were havin' a sale down at Madam's
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And better behaved than Percy Weasley
I was in History Club and Shrub Club but not the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend studdying for NEWTS
Got my name on my dragon-hide boots
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so good and nerdy
Just because I'm good and nerdy
Just because I'm good and nerdy
All because I'm good and nerdy
Holy troll, I'm good and nerdy
I wanna hang with
The purebloods
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
Think I'm just too good and nerdy
I'm just too good and nerdy
Look at me, I'm good and nerdy
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WELL… that's it! I know its WAY out of text… completely not Hermione… well she wouldn't want to hang out with Purebloods anyways. Below are weird Al's Lyrics!
White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
