Reviwers:

Lorelome--Where'd you get that name? It's awesome! Btw, now you know why Kelsey's the editor and not me. Oh yeah...you're a new reviewer. You get a cookie! (hands out cookie) Kelsey made them, their good!

Shout--Another great name. Thank you

Just Me--No, no bad attitude. But I agree with what you called Elrond. But Kelsey won't let me cuss, so I can't say it here...

Disclaimer: I don't own it. So there. Beat that! I don't own LotR! I bet you owners can't not own it . . . whoever you are.

Everything Is Not Okay!

Kelsey's PoV

"He . . . He . . . He . . . He's ruined . . . m-m-me!" I wailed, tears pouring down my face. Nicole groaned but patted my back.

"Well, it was going to happen eventually," Nicole tried to be helpful, but I burst into a fresh batch of tears. She had a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

"But that's what makes it w-w-worse!" I bawled. Nicole gave me a sideways hug as Mandy burst into the room, glowing.

"Let me guess . . ." Nicole began, smirking, before I burst.

"You have all the luck!" I exclaimed. "It's not fair, it's not fair, IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Shh . . . calm down," Nicole shushed me gently before turning to Mandy. "Well? How was it?"

"It was a dream!" Mandy sighed dreamily. She turned around, as though to fall backward on the bed, but missed when she tripped over one of the fighting knives I had left out.

"OW!" she screamed as she landed on her tush. "Oh, ow, ow, OW!" Legolas ran into the room.

"Is everything okay?" he asked. I started to scream vehemently at him.

"NO. EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY! I'M IN A FOUL MOOD, AND YOU JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM UNIVITED!"

"Whoa, Kelsey?" Nicole asked timidly as she pointed at Mandy and smirked. "Back to Legolas' questions, your girlfriend's hurt." Mandy groaned from the floor, and Legolas rushed to her and cradled her in his arms. I could feel my eye twitching.

"Mandy . . ." I said slowly and angrily. Mandy's head popped up and she grinned guiltily. "You know that an angry Kelsey is not a pretty sight, correct?" Mandy caught my drift and quickly answered Legolas.

"Legolas, I'm okay. Really." She pushed Legolas away gently before standing and wincing.

"Are you sure?" he asked, reaching out to help her. She scrunched up her face.

"Yes." She dragged out the word before her eyes glinted brightly. "Yes, but you'll have to fight me to make sure!" Legolas frowned.

"My lady, you cannot even fight a dummy." Mandy's face fell.

"Can, too!" She grabbed one of my many swords that I had been practicing with out of a corner and held it over her head. Then she dropped it. I giggled at the sight of her surprised face surrounded by her disheveled hair.

"Oh . . . Poor, poor Mandeee!" I said sarcastically as she struggled to pick up the sword.

"Shut up," she ordered, pushing Legolas away as he tried to help her.

"No, you shut up," I sniffed. Mandy shrugged and attempted to toss the swords back into the corner.

"I'll let you two be." She stalked out of the room, her face red as Legolas began to follow her. "NO! I wanna read alone to celebrate my birthday and try to figure out Elvish!"

"I could teach you," Legolas offered.

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Yippee!" The door slammed to Amanda's bedroom. Nicole looked at me.

"What's the bet that they won't finish the rules of grammar before Mandy goes all 'I love Legolas' fangirl?"


Grammer isn't actually that hard, it's the vocabulary and all that junk.wince Painful.

Stupid Guitar. I have to transpose a whole song and be able to play it! And I am trying to relearn piano. That at least is going well. Sort of.