I'm feeling so generous! I'm going to update this and one more chapter for you guys to read! Of course, it'll make me feel better--My Gollum side is getting to me. : P
Disclaimer:I'm soooo glad I don't own LotR. Then I'd own Rivendell, and, though it hasn't exactly been boring, we have been there a long time. Oh, yeah, "I'm glad I don't own it" means that I don't own it. Fancy that.
Finally We Leave the Stupid Elf Place!
Kelsey's PoV
I woke up pretty early, mainly due to the fact that Merry and Pippin were banging on the door.
"Aah!" I yelped, leaping from my bed and wandering over to the door. Yawning, I opened it. Two short guys stared up at me, but I took no notice of them. "Hello? Who are the sillies who wake me up?" I shouted. I also had a no cussing policy. Suddenly, I felt something step on my foot. I looked down.
"Um . . . Goo . . . Goo . . . Good morning," one, I think it was Merry greeted me nervously. I couldn't see much without my glasses or contacts.
"Whaddya want?" I grumbled.
"Gandalf said we were to leave in a few minutes and, seeing as you hadn't shown up, asked us to give you this." That was definitely Pippin. He handed me a large, bulky object.
"Hey! My bag!" I exclaimed after inspection. "How did you–" I looked down, but the Hobbits were gone. I shut the door, eager to try out my "new" bag. "Um . . ." I thought really hard for one of the dresses that Arwen normally wore. Then, I reached my hand in and felt around. A soft, velvety cloth touched my fingers, and I grabbed it, pulling it out. "Wow . . . It worked!" I ran to the bathroom and slid into the dress. It was gorgeous!
I swished out of the bathroom, thinking about what Pippin had said, before I froze.
"Ai!" I cried. "Mandy! Nickel! Up! NOW!"
"OW!"
"Oi, my HEAD!"
"Kelsey!" Mandy stumbled out of her room, scowling. "What now?"
"Pippin said we're leaving! Now!" I shouted.
"What!" Nicole's voice screeched. There was some scuffling in both rooms before Nicole burst out in leggings and a tunic, pulling on boots as she leapt out. Mandy shuffled out in garb that made her look like Legolas.
"Not this early in the morning!" she groaned, stealing a brush from the nightstand and running it through her hair.
"Well, I do have some good news," I announced. Mandy and Nicole looked at me quizzically. "My bag works."
"Really?" Mandy brightened.
"Yeah. Anything , everything, whenever. Coolio, huh?" I put my bag on my shoulder. "Now, come on. I'll go grab some horses so we can catch up to the Fellowship."
"'Kay! We'll meet you at the stables," Nicole agreed, dashing into her room to grab a few last-minute things. I left and walked a little while until I found the stable. Thankfully, three horses were ready to go . . . Only, three warriors stood ready to ride the . . . And I stink at riding! Slowly, I took a few steps backward until I was out of the stable. Then, I ran in screaming.
"Fire! Fire! Fire! Help!" The warriors all leapt up and ran out of the stable.
"There's a fire!"
"Wait, where?"
"Dunno. But there's a fire!" I smirked. Too easy. Besides. I didn't know of any Elvish laws on screaming "fire!" in a building.Trust me. If there was one, I'd know about it.I grabbed the horses' reins and lead them out right as Mandy and Nicole walked up.
"I had to get her out. She was trying to find the sugar," Mandy explained, dragging Nicole along.
"Wee hee!" Nicole shouted. I held out the reins, supposing she had succeeded. Mandy clambered up on a black horse.
"Well?" she asked Nicole, who had climbed up on a brown horse.
"Let's go!" Nicole shrieked, kicking her horse. "Aah! I'm falling off!"
That was fun! And now, we're out of Rivendell! I know, 20+or - chapters, but it's worth it, right? R&R, please oh please!
Finally we get out of there. It has taken forever! And all the boring parts will have long interesting sequences of events beacause I get to write them! FunFunFun! Yes, sugar. And amazingly enough, a small amount of caffine can keep me going for a very long time. You'll see how that turns out.
One Nickel, plus a couple teaspoons of sugar plus one long march equals hyperness. Fun.
