Kelsey, Mandy, I know Mandy udated friday, but we have three reviews already, so here's another chapie. Start typing , Kelsey! We're out of back ups.
Just Me: Yes, it suits the general theme of many fanifiction people's lives - no worries. that song is our theatre class's theme song, it is after every disney song we lip sync and is soooo our theme song.
BlackRoseOrchid: No, the songs are from various sources though I (Nickel) do write songs on occasion when inspiration spouts.
E.T.Phonehome: Really? before Kelsey added it, I never knew the song except the tune from comercial for flea mediction.
Reveiwers get . . . well, another chapter, which should make them happy as well as the readers that didn't quite get around to reviewing. But you can have . . . Oh! Cookines shaped like ballet shoes, 'cuz I bought ssome ballet shoes yesterday.
Disclaimer: Um...Still don't own it. And, unfortunately, I don't make any money from writing this. Phooey. Ooh...But I would like to patent the "Barkboard!" What? . . . Oh! It would dissintegrate.
Mandy's PoV
Skiis
We raced along the . . . Well, we ran as fast as we could.
"Hey! Look at this!" The Fellowship, Kelsey and I turned. Nicole was chopping at a tree with her swords. Thank Eru we weren't in Fangorn.
Eventually, Nicole had a large chunk of bark in her hands. She split it in two.
"Hey! Thanks!" Kelsey grabbed for one as those who found us annoying ran.
"No!"
"No?"
"No." Nicole somehow attached her boots to the pieces. "I'm gonna ski!"
"Neato!" I yelped, ripping some bark off for myself. Then, I saw the Hobbits. We, the trio, glanced at each other.
"They're sledding."
"Whoo hoo! Hey, sucker! Legolas! Look out!" I screamed as I snowboarded down, working extremely hard to keep my balance. Legolas leapt out of the way as I flew down the side of the mountain.
"Whoopie!" the Hobbits squealed.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"TREEEEEEEE!"
"Oh, crud," I muttered as I slowed to a stop. The Hobbits were about to run into a tree. And then . . . they did.
"OW!"
"I blame you, Nickel!" Kelsey giggled, zooming down that mountain with skis.
"Nuh-uh!" Nicole protested, riding after Kelsey. I giggled, too, then turned and followed, happily boarding down on my barkboard. Dude! Middle-earth was FUN!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Kelsey!" I groaned. "Idiot." She had crashed into Aragorn and was currently crushed underneath the Ranger.
"Ooooh! Agom, ge oof!"
"Huh?"
"She's begging you to get off of her. Now!" Nicole kicked him with the sides of her skis. Kelsey pushed him off of her and stood, hands on her hips, stretching.
"Ow! That was . . . Why am I going backwards?"
I slapped my forehead. Her skis were carrying her down the mountain backwards.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Not again!" Nicole followed her. I looked back at the Hobbits.Frodo and Sam looked dazed, but Merry and Pippin looked like they had done that a time or two before. Further behind the Hobbits, Boromir and Gimli were trudging along in the snow. Idiots, I thought, shaking my head.
"Mandy!" I turned around. Kelsey had crashed again.
"You twit, Kelsey!" Nicole yelped as she sped down the side of the mountain. "You CAN learn! I know you–Watch out, LEGOLAS!"
"Don't hurt him, Nickel!" I screamed, nudging my board over a bump and down the hill. "Don't hurt him, or . . . or . . . or I'll kill you!"
"Oh, that's nice! You'd kill you best friend!"
Mandy's PoV
"Aragorn, for the last time, I am PSYCHIC!" Nicole twirled the golden tassle on an outrageously large, purple turban she had found in Kelsey's bag. She was doing fortune telling . . . Again.
"But I don't understand this 'Hidalgo' or 'Saturday Night Live' thing . . ."
"Live with it."
"Shut up, Nickel," I ordered.
"I will no–"
"No, I mean shut up because Kelsey's asleep." I pointed to a small hill beside Aragorn. "Oh, yeah, and the Hobbits are asleep, too."
"And Gimli," Legolas added as something snorted loudly, making the ground tremble. Nicole and I looked at each other before doubling over laughing, clutching our sides. The guys just looked on. Party poopers.
Soon, we sat back into our normal positions around the fire. Boromir was gone, who knows where, so we all could have had a little more room. Unfortunately, none of us wanted to leave the sides of our hotties.
"Mandy! Away!" Nicole pushed me, but I grabbed Legolas' arms.
"No!"
"If she was to stay, she ma–"
"Legolas, stay out of this!" Nicole snapped, kicking my shin.
"Ow!" I yelped, jumping up in the air. Kelsey woke up right when I landed back on the ground, sort of – I was half on Legolas' lap and half on the ground.
"Mandy!"
"What now?" I groaned. Kelsey sat up and rubbed her eyes.
"You aren't supposed to flirt!"
"Well, what if I want to?" With that said, I did something very stupid. (A/N: Mandy agrees this is stupid! amazing!) I lifted myself off of the ground and onto Legolas' lap. The rest of the group stared. "What?"
"Not cool!" Kelsey squealed, promptly clambering into Aragorn's lap. We glared at each other momentarily.
"You two are sooo weird," Nicole yawned. "I'm going to read. G'night!" She stalked off as the 'last four' remained around the fire, collecting Kelsey's bag, extracting a book light and some book. Kelsey was the first to go after that.
"I'm tired," she muttered. "I think I'll . . ." Kelsey slid off of Aragorn and into the ground, but Mr. Macho Ranger Man grabbed her arm and pulled her so that her head rested on his shoulder. I glanced at Legolas, who had remained fairly quiet during this whole ordeal.
"Legolas, Lady Amanda, I am going to sleep as well, for I have been on watch since Moria."
"Which was only about a day ago," I murmured as Legolas nodded and Aragorn rested his head on Kelsey's, soon falling asleep. Once more, I glanced at Legolas, who looked on his companions with an odd look. I slid off of his lap. Boy, did that get his attention. "So . . ." I began but was rudely interrupted by a loud snort. I looked for the source and, upon finding it, burst into giggles. "No . . ." I whispered. "Kelsey's buddy snores!"
Indeed, Aragorn was almost as bad a Gimli! (But I'm not going to tell her that!) To my surprise, Legolas chortled and leaned back on his hands. I sat straight up, now staring at the fire.
"Anyway . . ." Another loud snort made the ground rumble. Stupid Dwarf.
"As I was saying . . ." Aragorn let out a snort, a quiet one, but nonetheless, a snort. "Like I was saying . . ."
"Do you want fries with that?" Oh, my gosh! Kelsey talked in her sleep! I groaned.
"Forget conversation!" I snapped at the sleeping figures who let out more sounds. "I'm going to bed!" I stood up and flopped down on my pillows (courtesy of Kelsey's bag).
LOL! I love saying that! Tee hee! Hope you guys liked it! R&R please!-Mandy
R&R if you liked it and if you didn't, well, too bad. Review anyway. Oh, and by the way, when Mandy says that I was the first to fall asleep and that I talk in my sleep, that is absolutely NOT TRUE! To set the record straight, I am ALWAYS the last person to fall asleep, and SHE is the one who talks in her sleep. Believe me. I've had a whole conversation with her while she was sleeping. Hmph. Such a little liar.-The Editor (aka Kelsey)
But of course. Mandy is evil! Evil! Funfunfun! I know someone who is really evil! We should do sneak previews of the next chapter! That would be so coolio! Funfunfun fluff! I can actually tie a turban! I did that the other night, but it kept falling down cuz the fabric was too short. (Kelsey: but what did the turban look like? Hmm? I remember we had to give the Sultan one when we did "Aladdin," and it kept on falling apart and looked like toilet paper piled up on his head.) Actually, I have no clue how to ski, which would be another of those 'not like in real life' character traits I mention in the disclaimer two or three chapters back.-Nickel
