Reviews:
Pyeralhera: So sorry you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Yes kelsey makes the occasional typing mistake, but mostly things are spelt right - unless you follow a different spelling code(?) - Your bio seemed to have some . . . interesting spellings for names and other words.
Aperson: Of course, Mandy wouldn't know that cuz Mandy is dumb. But we love her idiocy anyways.
Allie:You are in the fanfic, you just left. And, that is for the readers to think about. After all, you're only a character.
Disclaimer: I don't own it, Kelsey doesn't own it, Mandy doesn't own it - though Mandy now owns twenty dollars that she found on the ground and payed for my dinner with since I had no change. FOOD! I don't own food either.
Author's Note: So sorry, Kelsey's been slow, as you can see in her note. But now we have chapters! We wouldn't have posted until three reviews were up though, but, Our usual people haven't been reviewing. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? EATING ICECREAM? Which is presicly what I would do, just while reading our fic.
-Nickel
Voices
Kelsey's PoV
"Are we there yet?" Nicole complained as we trudged onward, the forest in sight.
"No." Gimli scowled slightly.
"Oh." Five minutes later . . .
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
". . . How 'bout now?"
"Not yet."
"Now?"
"No."
"Are we there yet!"
"No."
"Are we–"
"Nickel, shut it," I yawned, stumbling slightly. The forest was directly in front of us, but everyone was too tired to say anything . . . everyone except for Nicole and Mandy. Of course.
"Fine," Nicole grumbled before Mandy fell into her. "Ow!"
"S . . . sorry!" she giggled. Stupid person who was hyper in the morning. "Ooh . . . guess what, guess what, guess what!"
"What, Mandy?" Nicole groaned.
"Cicken butt! Haha! You fell for it! Tee hee!" she squealed insanely and began to run away from Nicole as she tried to hit her.
"Get back here!" Nicole screamed.
"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the–"
"HA! I tagged you!"
"Did not!" I groaned as the Hobbits squealed with delight.
"Tag?" Merry asked. "What's tag?"
"Tag is where you run around insanely poking people if you're it!" Mandy piped up. "And..."Mandy poked Nicole. You're it!"
"Yeah . . . Mandy! Nicole! Stop it!" I yelled. But did they listen? No . . .
"Oh, my gosh!" Mandy screamed from inside the forest.
"Mandy! What is it?" I yelped. There was no answer. "Amanda Marie!" When there was still no answer, I turned to the Fellowship, who either had concerned (Legolas), confused (Aragorn) or extremely happy (the rest, excluding the Hobbits) looks on their faces. "What are you doing?" I snapped and pointed at the forest. "Go find out what's wrong!"
Legolas ran in immediately as well as two of the Hobbits (the others were with Mandy, hopefully). The rest of us walked in cautiously. Gimli tried to scare Frodo and Sam, but it wasn't working, as far as I could tell.
"Nickel? Mandy?" I called softly. A branch snapped behind me, and, suddenly, I heard something in my head.
We have your friends, but how badly do you want them?
Be quiet, Galadriel! I thought angrily. Now, where are my friends?
Why should I tell you when you order me to shut up? Her voice was soft, yet challenging. I scowled.
I never said to shut up, but either way I am now ordering you to tell me where my friends are. The Lady laughed.
Dude, Kelsey! It's me! I blinked.
Lisa?
Yeah! Galadriel lent me her powers. Coolio, huh?
Sure . . . Now where are Amanda and Nicole?
Huh? Oh, yeah . . . They're with me. Two short guys, too.
Merry and Pippin.
Yeah, I guess. Suddenly, a gasp came from Lisa's end.
Lisa?
Hey, listen. Haldir, who's already scared Amanda and Nicole, is about to sneak up on y'all. Yell out "dwarves breathe loud," and he won't shoot you. I made it up. 'cause I actually watched the movies.
They don't say that in the movies, but okie-dokie. Bye!
Later! Suddenly, all sound came back to me, and I could hear soft footsteps behind me. Boy, do I love my elven ears!
"Hey, guys!" I called softly. "Duck!" They all looked at me strangely, except for Aragorn.
"Where?" I rolled my eyes.
"Get down NOW!" They fell to the ground right as Haldir popped out with all of his guys. "Dwarves breathe loud!" I yelled in a commanding tone as some elf pointed an arrow in my face. "Now, get outta my face!"
"As you wish." The Elf in front of me lowered his bow hesitantly.
"Thank you!" I snapped sarcastically. Haldir walked up to me, looking me up and down. Wow...he was really cute. "What?" I asked, suprised to find myself suddenly shy.
"How did you know that?"
"Know what?" Haldir looked around before leaning close to me.
"Our password." I shrugged.
"Galadriel told me." I shivered. "Excuse me, but can we go inside or something? I'm freezing my tail off!" Haldir, still staring, nodded.
"As the Lady wishes." He replied spftly before turning to an elf and ordering something in elvish. That's when he caught sight of Frodo.
"You bring great evil here," he murmured. "You can go no further."
"Ada! Would you go tell Haldir to take us inside, please?" I begged, jumping up and down to stay warm.
"I will go see what I can do." Man, it was great having a foster dad like Aragorn.
Boromir was busy talking to Frodo and Sam, while I tried to warm myself in vain. I think Gimli was trying to sleep, for he was snoring, and Legolas was eavesdropping, possibly for news of Mandy.
"What are they saying?" I whispered through chattering teeth, rubbing my arms vigorously. Legolas looked at me surprised.
"Aragorn has been begging for shelter an–"
"Thank Illuvatar," I muttered, stalking away.
"Haldir! What the crud! Why didn't you tell me these guys were here!" My ears pricked up, and I looked over at Haldir, Aragorn and thetall elf who resembled Legolas.
"Amanda?" I asked incredulously.
"Milady, these peop–"
"I don't give a darn what 'these people'" The Elf paused, then said, "...er...you talk too much. Yes, they're cool and, besides, Lady Galadriel told Merry to tell Kelsey to tell Nicole to tell me to tell you to tell the Fellowship that they need to come to Caras Galadhon. Now get your elven butt into gear and march these people there."
"Yes, Milady."
"Thank you." The Elf flashed a smile at us. Oh, yeah. Definitely Amanda. She fled, however, before Legolas or I could say anything to her, probably because she knows I would blow up at her.
"Idiot plot destroyer," I growled before standing and following everyone, though it was more or less like I was jumping to get warm.
Hey, guys! So sorry it took forever! Everything has been soooooo darn crazy! First, we had to put my dog Bonnie down...Very depressing. I think the that has to be the worst part of pet ownership...Anyway, then we had, like, tons of tests...Then I got food poisoning...And then, it's just the end of the school year, and I've got an NJHS thingy tomorrow (go stupid smart people...sorry...inside joke at our school!) and then a choir festival and then a choir pop show! Now, say that all really fast in one breath! Anyway, here's your chapter! --The Editor
...I tried to get her to type things up...I really did. : ) LOL to all reviewers, sorry for the long no-update period, and R&R please!
Yeah! Weheeee! I personally don't like this chapter. . . Mandy , I hope you've been rewriting Lothlorien, cuz remember I did not like it last time. And the plot must prevail!
