Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, it is I, the Announcer of Super Smash Bros. Melee fame! We present to you today..drum roll, please.. the fanfiction "The Journey To Restore Our Waterfall"!
Here we go!
The Journey To Restore Our Waterfall Chapter 1: Into The Magical Realm Of The..Toaster!
"Yes, this is exactly what I need to gain control of the Mushroom Kingdom: The Sparkly Crystal Rod," hissed a black Shy Guy. He wore a mask that had angry-looking eye and mouth holes instead of the usual surprised look other Shy Guys wore. "With this rod, I shall seize control of the entire Mushroom Kingdom, and then..THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-CHOKE-CHOKE-HACK-GAG!"
"RISE AND SHINE, SMASHERS! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORN!" came the unwelcome-ly loud voice of Mario from the castle in the Mushroom Kingdom where all the Smashers lived. With groans and complaints each Smasher sloooowwlllyy got out of bed and began changing out of their pajamas. "Ugh, that blathering idiot, waking ME up so early.." grumbled.
"I HEARD THAT, YOU WHITE-COATED SCOUNDREL!" Mario yelled. The sound of their arguing was suddenly overcome by the sound of Game & Watch beeping franticly, searching for the latest drama novel in his vast collection.
"I know where it is.." said Pikachu slyly.
"Where? Where is it?"
"If I tell you, you have to give me something.."
"YOU HID IT, DIDN'T YOU?! YOU WANT MY RETROGRADE INK-BASED WATCH, DON'T YOU?! "
The two went running down the halls yelling.
"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO STUDY!"shouted Roy from his room.
"EVERYONE, STOP!"
All the Smashers stopped in their tracks. Link glared at them. "You guys just woke up, and already you're ensuing chaos! Can you please tone it down a little?"
"Well, looking out the window is quiet.." muttered Fox, standing up and opening the silken curtains. "GASP! Guys! Guys, come here, quick!"
Everyone rushed to find out what had the orange vulpine so distraught. "Oh no! Our waterfall is gone!"cried Luigi. "Ohh.." He fainted. Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Drama king.."
"Who could've done such a terrible deed?" cried Peach.
"Don't look at me!" called Falco, who was in the kitchen about to make toast. Suddenly the toaster lit up with a bright green light! And a sinister cackle came out of it! "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-" Okay, that's enough. "Sorry. Listen, O' Smashers! I am the one who drained your waterfall!"
All the Smashers GASPED!
"I am Sinister Guy, the most evil Shy Guy of all! I have-"
"-stolen The Sparkly Crystal Rod that resides on the top of Smash Mountain and allows our enchanted waterfall to flow." said Mewtwo.
"HEY YOU RUINED MY-"
"Our waterfall is enchanted?" Pichu interrupted.
"Yes,"replied Mewtwo, "As long as it flows, The Mushroom Kingdom will be peaceful. If it is stopped for too long, the kingdom will crumble!"
"I'm TRYING to do an evil speech here! Just because my voice is coming out of the toaster doesn't mean you can take advantage of me!"
Mewtwo rolled his eyes. "Then, please, continue."
"Where was I, uh, oh- Once the kingdom has crumbled, I will use the magic of the Rod to rebuild it as The Shy Guy Empire! And me and my people shall rule FOREVER!" And with that, his voice faded, but the green glow remained.
Mario picked up the toaster. "YOU CORNY, STREOTYPICAL VILLAIN, YOU'LL NEVER GET OUR KINGDOM!" he shouted into it.
Suddenly, the green glow came out and pulled him face-first into the toaster! "MAMA MIIIIIAAAAAA!"
"Hey, look, he's gone!" pointed out Young Link.
"Yeah," said Daisy, "So let's go with him to restore our waterfall!"
All the Smashers cheered, and jumped into the green glow- except one.
"Jumping into a simple household device such as this is absolutely absurd and nonsensical!" objected Roy in his intelligent way. "Oh, come on!" Ganon exclaimed, pulling him in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed as they fell down a glowing, flashing bright green tunnel.
After falling and falling, they all hit the ground more or less at the same time. "Aww, can we do that again?" Popo and Nana asked excitedly.
"Are you kidding? I feel like I've just been digested by King Dodongo!" said Link.
"Where are we?" wondered Zelda, looking around. They were in a bright, story-bookish-type place complete with little fairies flying around. "Look, and you'll find out."said Jigglypuff, pointing up. Formed in the clouds as if by a sky-writer-
"Do you always have to be so detailed?! Just get to the point!"
Sorry, Jiggly- were letters made of clouds bearing the message: You Are Now In The Magical Realm Inside Of Your Toaster. "Well that's a new one.." muttered Mr. Game & Watch.
"There you guys are!" It was Mario. "I thought I was separated for sure!"
"A-hem! We should stop standing here wasting time! Let's go!" said Bowser.
"But, we don't know where to go!" pointed out Samus.
"Simple. We stick to the direction of this path." said Roy, pointing at the dusty road below them.
So...they walked. And walked. And walked.
"Where is this thing even going? I'm starving!"complained Luigi.
"Make that two who're starving.."groaned Falco.
"Well you're in luck, y'all!"came an unfamiliar voice. They had come to a fork in the road, and on the right, the path continued, but on the left..
"IHOP PANCAKES!" they all cried.
"That's right!" said the waitress who was standing beside the door, "And because y'all are starving travelers out to save yer kingdom-"
"-How'd she know that?" whispered Kirby-
"-y'all get to eat for FREE!"
"Oh, yeah! Come on, guys!" exclaimed Fox, rushing in first. After several helpings of everything on the menu, even the drinks- "Hey, we ARE starving and thirsty!"
I realize that, Mr.G&W, but I'm just trying to explain to the readers just how much you guys- "I hafta go pee!" said Nana AND Popo at the same time.
"Me too!"
"Me three!"
Well... whence they were all back on the road, satisfied, food-and-drink-wise-
"Oooh, I'm getting a side ache.."groaned Luigi- maybe a little TOO satisfied, in fact- a loud, ominous rumbling suddenly met their ears.
"What does 'ominous' mean?" No, Pichu, you're supposed to say-
"Ominous, Pichu," said Roy, pulling a floating chalkboard, graduation hat, spectacles, and pointer out of nowhere, "means foreboding, inauspicious, or forewarning of calamity. In other words- scary!" His teacher supplies disappeared.
"Thank you, Roy!"said Pichu, doing her cute smile.
Okay, yes, thank you Roy. Now then; the rumbling was quite alarming, and seemed to be right below them. No one had a clue as to what it was.
"Um, hello! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we are standing on a cliff that is about to spilt in half!"
Well, Ganondorf has cleared that matter up. Unfortunately, I seem to be scarce on time. So:
Looks like the Smashers have got themselves in a real tight spot! Can they escape, or will they meet their end already? Find out in the next chapter!
Thank you, Announcer. Until next time, see ya!
