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Disclaimer: Let's see. . . this is chapter 31 . . that makes thirty previous disclaimers. . . I still don't own The Lord of the Rings, but I think my lawyer is working on it. . . the one that died . . . his ghost talks to me sometimes. . . weird guy - he has a strange obsession with the number 3835. Odd. ...Nicole's weird...
"You Idiots!"
Nicole's PoV
"Two kings. I win!" I squealed, throwing my cards down and grabbing the money out of the center.
"What!" Lisa glared at her cards. "Bull–"
"Lisa, what did we say about using bad words, particularly that one in this game?"
"Bull, bull, bull!" Pippin laughed. He still didn't get it that that word wasn't the bad one, so I ignored him.
"Fine. B.S." Lisa showed me four cards with elven kings. "See, I have four kings."
"But I put down two kings!" I showed her the cards I had put down. She stared.
"But, but, but . . ."
"Bull, bull, bull . . ."
"Pippin, shut up!" I screamed right as an elf walked into the room.
"Mandy!" Lisa grinned. Her grin faltered. "Nicole won B.S. again!"
"She actually won?" Mandyshot me afunny look.
"Yes. Once you, the reigning champion (seeing as Kelsey is not here), left, I started my glorious rule of the game," I said sarcastically. Mandy grinned before looking around.
"So, where's Merry?"
"With Galadriel," Pippin piped up. I rolled my eyes.
"Did you do your errand or whatever?"
"Yeah." Mandy sat down in a chair. "I told Haldir that the Fellowship was to get to Caras Galadhon and to get his elven butt into gear and march them here."
"Excellent," I grinned. "Of course, they don't know that Lisa said that instead of Galadriel." We looked over at Lisa, who was staring into space.
"Uh, Lisa?" Mandy poked her.
"What?"
"You still have your powers, right? To talk to people through their heads?"
"No."
"What!" Lisa glared at us.
"That's why I was staring into space. I was trying to contact Merry."
"Did it work?"
"No."
"Crud."
"Why?"
Mandy shifted uncomfortably. "I wanted to contact Legolas."
"Stupid, lovesick puppy." I shook my head.
Mandy flushed. "Shut up."
"Make me," I dared mockingly.
She glared at me. "I'm going to go find someplace to sleep." Mandy left heatedly, leaving Lisa, Pippin and me alone.
"So . . . B.S., anyone?" I asked, flipping through the cards. Lisa groaned.
"NO!"
"You idiots!"
"Who is she talking to?"
"Us, apparently."
"Why is she carrying a knife?"
"Go figure. Now, run!" Lisa pushed me down the stairs of a talan. We ran as fast as we could away from Kelsey, who had just gotten out of Galadriel's meeting with the Fellowship.
She soon caught us and looked about ready to gut us.
"Sorry!" Lisa squeaked.
"Very sorry!"
"You left me with those extremely stupid males! What happened!" Kelsey demanded, giving us what one of our friends calls her 'Galadriel eyes.' (Evil eyes, for those who don't know.)
"Well, Haldir kinda freaked us out, and, to make it up, he sent us here!" I yelped, cringing. "We're sorry!" Suddenly, Kelsey stopped.
"Where's Mandy?"
"Possibly asleep." Lisa tugged at her hair.
"More like stalking Legolas," I retorted. Kelsey giggled.
"True." She looked around. "Let's go find her."
"Okay," Lisa agreed. "Do you know where Legolas went? She's probably following him." Kelsey pointed in one direction.
"Okay, let's go."
"There she is!"
"Can I hit her?"
"Not yet."
"Darn." It was funny. Mandy was ahead, hiding from Legolas, and we were hiding from her. She was so busy swooning, though, that a herd of stampeding oliphaunts could have come by and she would not have noticed. Excellent.
"Okay, here's the plan. One of you jump Legolas," Kelsey informed us.
"Where is he?" I interrupted.
"Over by that fountain thing."
"Wait, I thought we were going to jump Amanda."
"We are but not yet. Now, pay attention. One of you jump Legolas and when Mandy goes to his rescue, the rest of us will attack her, which should probably be you two. I'll jump Legolas. Ready?"
"Ready." We all high-fived each other before rolling behind trees and pillars to set up our masterpiece. Slowly, I crept to my spot.
"Charge!" I screamed, running forward. Legolas turned and – "Oh, crud-monkeys!" That wasn't Legolas! I rammed into the elf and Mandy leapt up.
"Charge!" shouted Lisa and Nicole.
"No!" I hollered. "That's not Mandy!" Lisa and Nicole stared at me – I was currently on top of the random elf – before they ran into the girl.
"OW!" Nicole and Lisa had bonked heads as well as tackled the girl. Perfect, just perfect. I looked at the guy I was on top of and smiled as I stood up.
"Sorry!" I ran away, Nicole and Lisa staggering after me, though far behind. Brilliant plan. Don't let me forget to never enter the WWF.
HAHAHA! Too funny! Well, at least to me! Anyway, please R&R! --The Editor
LOL review please! Pretty please with lots of sugar on top! Ooo...sugar! Hyper!
Well you have an odd sense of humor. Jumping random people is fun though. Huh? I'm confused. I thought you changed them . . oh!
