...Hey, I'm feeling generous!
Disclaimer: I tell you all, Light your fires! I fear them not! But take from me my fanfiction, the sweet air of the sharpie in its intoxicating sense and - okay, enough butchering Mandy's monologue. I don't own The Lord of the Rings yada, yada . . . Well, I do own a corsage of Elanor I stole. But don't tell Galadriel.
Pretty Bowl
Mandy's PoV
I rolled out of bed sleepily, yawning. Well, no, not really. I was jumping on the bed hyperly. Not a real word, I know. I had no intention of stopping. That was, at least, until my door crashed open. I paused. Unfortunately, my foot was mostly off of the bed, so when it slid off, my whole body fell to the floor. I must have been high on helium or something because I started giggling insanely.
"That was fun!" I exclaimed breathlessly, staring unfocused at a dark shape in my doorway. My eyes slowly focused, and I realized who it was.
"Aragorn! Outta my room!" I drawled and was about to shut the door when another figure came into my doorway. "Dude, this is not a slumber party!"
"Dude, I am not Aragorn!" I blinked.
"I've lost it," I admitted. The person rolled their eyes.
"It's us, Lisa and Nicole." I blinked again.
"Oh."
"Listen, Kelsey wants to hurt you because you left her with the guys. So, we're going to save you and take you to go see Galadriel's mirror."
"Okay!" I skipped out of the room, humming happily. Then, Lisa and Nicole grabbed me and pulled me in the opposite direction than I was going.
"This way, Mandy," Nicole stated, dragging me by the arm.
"Yessir, Cap'n Crunch!" I slurred, now trying to skip backward. Nicole and Lisa looked at each other.
"She's high," they said in unison sadly.
"On what?"
"Um . . . Elanor?'"
"That'll work. They do have an overpowering fragrance."
"So long and–"
"Shut it, Mandy!" We attempted to walk through the woods casually, but I wasn't helping.
"Amanda, be quiet or–" Lisa began.
"Or what?"
"We'll hold Legolas captive and kill him," Nicole snapped. There was a short pause.
"You wouldn't."
"Try us." I clamped my mouth shut. "Thank you." Soon, we arrived at a stone-like stair.
"Shoot, we're late," Lisa groaned. I looked down. Galadriel was pouring water in a basin and Frodo was peering at it curiously.
"Water!" I yelped excitedly, pulling away from my friends and leaping down the stairs.
"Mandy!" Nicole moaned as Galadriel and Frodo looked up at me, alarmed. I practically tackled the Elf as I fell off of the stairs.
"Hiya, Frodo!" I grinned happily. "Now, hold your horses 'cause I'm gonna look in the bowl."
"Basin!" Galadriel corrected in her evil-green voice (that deep voice when she turns green).
"Oh! Stupid Elf! I . . . I mean . . ." I faltered before inclining my head. "Sorry, Milady." I jerked my head up, grinning. "But I wanna see the water!"
"Mandy!" Nicole shouted, but I had already body-slammed her to the ground.
"Sucker!" I squealed before sticking my face over the water.
"No, me!" Nicole squealed, pushing me out of the way. Then Lisa pushed Nicole and stuck her face over the water.
"Wow..."
"What is it?" I asked, curious.
"Haldir in the shower."
"LISA!"
"Kidding!" I grabbed Lisa's shoulder and peered into the water, interested. There was a bright room with a bunch of people sitting in it. Ooo, something somewhat serious was interesting me. I leaned in closer in order to hear.
"Man, did you see what they did in Moria?"
"Oh! With the cave troll?"
"And the...what's it called? A straight...straight...jacket?"
"Oh yeah!" All the guys in the room burst into laughter and nails dug into my shoulder.
"Ow!"
"You looked into my mirror!"
"Shut up, Galadriel! It's my turn!"Lisa stuck her face in front of it as I turned to Galadriel.
"So, did you see my vision?" Galadriel smiled slightly. "I'll take that as a yes. Who were those people? And I swear they were talking about my friends and me!"
"'Tis not 'people.' They are high beings, and ones whose names your people use in vain everyday." I glared at her.
"I hate you, Gandalf and Nickel."
"Why?"
"Because you speak in riddles, and I haven't solved one of those since the first grade!"
Hey! Here we are at the end of another chapter...Okay, enough of twisting Gandalf's quotes...Hope you enjoyed it! R&R --The Editor
Don't get me wrong, people, I heart Galadriel. But in this I'm the victim! She's making fun of me! Can't you see? Okay, enough ranting. R&R please, my wonderful reviewers!
When . . . OH! I'm Slow right now, I'm still a little shocked at Mandy for disrespect for Galadriel. If I were in Arda, I would be rude to almost every elf, but NOT her. Galadriel is my role model. . . .Hehe I almost typed role noodle! Nickel
