When last we left the Smashers, they were in quite a pickle! A splitting cliff?! Will they make it?!
The Journey To Restore Our Waterfall! Chapter 2: Pika Saved, Yoshi Captured!
"Th-th-this lo-lo-looks rreeeaalll bad!" cried Captain Falcon, his balance wavering atop the splitting earth beneath them.
"I can see that, you mutton-head!" Marth shot back, "And what's worse, it's messing up my hair!" he groaned, trying to keep his beautiful blue locks from ruffling any further.
"Whoa, whoa- PIKKAAA!" Pikachu had just slipped into the rapidly growing gap.
"NO! MY BIG BROTHER!" cried Pichu, "Come back, Pikachu!"
"Worry not, Pichu!" said Roy, "This gap is, by my estimate, only eight feet deep! Not enough to kill Pikachu!"
"Of course not! It takes more than a silly hole to kill ME off!" came Pikachu's voice from the hole.
Suddenly, the ground had stopped rumbling. However, it had split so far, the Smashers were now in two seperate groups! On the left: Ganon, Peach, Mario, Luigi, DK, Jigglypuff, Marth, Falco, Yoshi, , Samus, and Young Link. On the right: Fox, Pichu, Roy, Mewtwo, , Daisy, Zelda, Link, Bowser, The Ice Climbers, Kirby and & Watch.
"Great, now what side am I supposed to go on? They're both even!" came Pikachu's voice.
They all thought for a moment. Then Jigglypuff got an idea. "Hey, I know what we can do!" she said, "We'll.."
"Are you sure this'll work?" asked Kirby after Jigglypuff told them her plan.
"Of course, silly puff-head!" replied the Pokemon, "Why wouldn't all of us who can fly tying ropes to Pikachu then flying with the other end of the rope tied around us work?"
"Um, if we can fly, why can't we just go in that ditch and get-"
"Because, this is a lot funner!" said Jiggly quickly and angrily.
"Oh..I guess.."said Kirby quietly. Don't worry, Kirby. Just give it your all! "Okay..."
"All right, ready?"called Jiggly to Mewtwo, Falco, and Kirby, who all had ropes around their waists, as did she. "Ready!" all three replied. "Then..FLY! FLY! FLY LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A FAT PIZZA-EATING POKEMON STRAPPED TO YOU!" cried Jiggly as she lifted off the ground with the others.
"HEY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A WEEK SINCE I LAST INDULGED IN ONE OF MARIO'S MARGHERITAS WITH SAUSAGE!" Pikachu called, head and neck visible from the hole now. In a manner of seconds, Pika was completely out and being squeezed in a hug from Pichu.
"Okay, okay, that was enough of a detour! Let's get on with it!" exclaimed Bowser. Pikachu and Pichu both turned to glare at him.
Anyway, each group of Smashers saw that they could run along their cliff side to an area where the rumbling hadn't reached, and the cliff rejoined.
"Yaaay, we're back together!" Daisy cheered.
Suddenly Yoshi's stomach gave a loud rumble. He was getting hungry, and they had already LONG past Ihop. So what was the poor dino to do? "Sigh.. What am I gonna do?"
Then he noticed a large, shiny red apple hanging from-nowhere! "Wow, an apple that floats! I really want it!"
So of course, he ran toward it. But as his tongue stretched out to eat it- he found himself in a cage!
"Um, does this mean the apple was a trap?"
Um, I'm afraid so..
"Oh, dear."
After a while, a considerate, caring person who was alert of his comrade's whereabouts- Ganondorf?! -said, "Where's Yoshi? I haven't seen him in ages!"
"I don't know," said Peach, "but you're right, I haven't seen him in ages, either!"
"Well according to Yoshi's Hunger-O-Meter," said Mewtwo, checking the round, pocket watch-type invention he'd made, "Yoshi is starving at the moment, meaning he probably went off in search for food."
"I could use some sunflower-seed cookies myself.." muttered Falco.
"Lucky for all of us, I brought PESTO TORTELLINI!" exclaimed Luigi, whipping out exactly twenty-five containers of the small pastas drenched in his specialty sauce.
"Well I brought tortellini in MARINARA!" Mario whipped out twenty-five containers, too! Wait! How did you guys bring food if you didn't know you were going to get sucked into the toaster?
"We always have some on hand, in case Italian sauce judges come by!" they both said.
Oh.. I see..
"What about Yoshi? He could be in danger!" said Young Link, "We have to find him!"
"Right!"said Samus, "Let's go!"
Yoshi's cage was sitting in the entryway of a cave. Actually pretty easy to find. But that soon changed, because all of a sudden, the chain on top of the cage retracted into the ceiling, leaving it dangling high up.
"Aaahh! Someone get me down! I'm hungry!" cried Yoshi.
"Well, so am I, green dinosaur!" said a spoooooky voice."You will make a perfect meal!"
"Uh oh..."
Eat Yoshi? What kind of cruel, maniacal person would want to do that? And will the Smashers ever find The Sparkly Crystal Rod? Tune in next time!
Thank you, Announcer. Bye, hope you had as much fun as I did!
