I went and watched "She's the Man" in theaters not too long ago. Channing Tatum is hot! Sorry I had to say it. I googled him and got a great picture of him with his shirt off. No real girl on this planet wouldn't want to see that –wink-. I really liked the character he played. Like when the guy was all shy and goofy I thought it was totally adorable. (It reminded me of my cousin actually which made it less adorable but then I just remembered him with his shirt off and it was good again.) But anyways that movie reminded me a lot like Girl Got Game except with soccer.
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto but the episodes recently one cartoon network rocked my socks! (Which I do so happen to own.)
"SHE'S YOUR WHAT!" Naruto couldn't believe his ears. Had Sasuke just told him to…? Stay away from his wife, while referring to Hinata? Naruto decided that he couldn't trust his eyes either because he could have sworn that he had just kissed the girl too. Maybe that wasn't Sasuke.
The dark haired man had already started walking away. So the blonde had to jog a little to catch up. "Who are you and what did you to Sasuke!" He asked a bit angrily. He didn't like the idea of someone impersonating his teammate.
"I am Sasuke you idiot." Naruto shook his head. "I don't believe you. No way! I want to know who you are and why you just called Hinata your wife." A small grin appeared on his face. He looked like he had a secret.
"I. Am. Not. Telling. You. Anything." 'Yeah… That's him alright.' "Common please!" The two made there way like that to Kakashi's place. Naruto wanted to be let in on what was going on and Sasuke was just trying to upset him a bit.
"KAKASHI! SASUKE WON'T TELL ME WHAT HE MENT BY CALLING HINATA HIS WIFE!" The loud blonde complained as soon as he walked in the door to his masked teacher.
"Hmm? What's this about you being married?" Kakashi had been watching Sakura clean with a twisted satisfaction written all over the ¼ of his face that they could see.
"It's nothing never mind." The Uchiha's plan had backfired. Now instead of Naruto being annoyed he himself was. "Sasuke? You're married?" The pink haired girl was speaking in a quiet sullen voice.
"What does it matter to you? You said you were over me." He glared while grabbing a broom. "I said I don't love you anymore. I still like you." "What about me Sakura? Don't you like me too?"
She looked at her other teammate. "Huh? Yeah sure whatever." Completely brushing him off. Kakashi laughed. "Come on now Sakura. You weren't being this cold to Naruto last night."
They all froze as the copy cat ninja pulled out some Polaroid's from his pocket. The girl saw them first and tried to steal them back from her teacher but he was too quick for her.
"Hey! I wanna see! What's the picture of?" Sasuke smirked. "It's of you and Sakura asleep together." Naruto's jaw dropped. How come he couldn't remember what could have possibly been the greatest night of his life?
Sakura hit him over the head with a rolled up magazine, only to drop it on the floor in disgust when she noticed it was the visual for Kakashi's favorite book series: Come Come Paradise.
"Don't flatter yourself Naruto, nothing happened!" Their teacher sighed. "This is what you all get for drinking while underage. Sakura now has to constantly fear for black mail. Naruto can't remember if anything really did happen between them and Sasuke married the Huuyga heiress."
"Did you really?" The man nodded. Kakashi grinned. "Well since this is definitely a turn of events I'm going to have to talk to Sasuke here in private. While I'm gone you two, will clean my home. When you're done with that, I want you tog o out and pick up every leaf in the forest." The more animated teens fell backwards. 'He's the devil!'
Kakashi led the Uchiha into what looked like either an office of some sort or a library of porn. "So you're really married?" "Yes." There was silence as the elder looked for something.
"Did you talk to her father?" He nodded. "What do you think you're going to do?" 'Make her happy. I'll try at least.' "I'll keep her as my wife. The Uchiha's need to be reborn." There was a look in his teacher's eye that was only seen when he was in life threatening danger.
"What?" He asked annoyed. "If you have any children they will be used by the village hidden in the leaves or what could be the greatest bloodline ever. Sharkiugan, the mixture of both Sharingan and Byakugan. Is that what you really want?"
'It's not what she wants he means. Everyone must know already that she wants kids not for a purpose other then to love and raise them. She was born for one reason, to be an heiress. She failed at that and she doesn't want to put her own children in that sort of position. Being married to me will mean only one of us will get what we wanted for so long.'
"There is… No escaping that." Kakashi nodded. "Well if anyone said life was easy, I'd cut out their tongue." He laughed by himself.
"There's something else I wanted to talk to you about." The silver aired man was still in his serious mode. "What?" A grin appeared on the elder ninja's face and Sasuke knew this next comment and or question would be up to no good.
"You shouldn't try and pressure Hinata for sex." The black haired teen almost fell backwards in the chair he had sat on. "WHAT THE HELL!"
"Now I know she may be your wife and you're a growing man but you have to respect her. It's still rape even when you're married. Here these might come on handy." Kakashi handed him a few different books.
'Drunken Marriage. Mistakes can equal love. So now you want in? What kind of books are these? Why would Kakashi have these?' As if reading his mind the copy cat ninja said, "They're interesting to read. Not as much as 'Come Come Paradise' but they're interesting. I never thought that anyone would be pathetic enough to actually need them but I guess you've proved me wrong." He spoke with a smile. He insulted him in his normal way so he wasn't even sure if he was allowed to get angry.
"You're still here? You have leaves to pick up, go on now." 'Sometime I just don't understand that man.' Sasuke sighed making his way over to the forest. There were probably over a million leaves. 'This might take awhile.'
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry. At first I was just lazy. Then I got busy. Then I got a puzzle. Please review anyways and I'll try my best to update sooner next time!
