Hello… I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS CHAPTER 10! Why? Because nothing has happened yet. I seriously thought I was still on chapter 5 or something!

Disclaimer- … Um… I think you guys got the idea my now.

Sasuke quickly picked up the binoculars once more. 'Damn, I missed it!' He yelled at himself. It was the perfect opportunity but no, he just had to fall out of the damned tree. He pulled the camouflage leaves closer to his body.

"You and Sakura should pull all of these weeds, water all of the plants, trim the bushes, mow the lawn, and then make an ice sculpture of this here dog." Kakashi stepped aside reveling a very large, fanged, and angry looking dog. "His owner calls him Snookums."

Sasuke knew Kakashi had thrown in that last part to mock them but he as too busy reading his book to notice the death glares he was receiving. "And how come Naruto won't be helping?" Sakura asked. Now that Sasuke was married to one of the nicest girls in the entire village there was absolutely no fun in alone time with him.

"We're going to Hin… I mean we're going on a supper secret mission that no one can know about! And that means you two!" Naruto said catching himself before he let it slip about where they were going. Kakashi shook his head as they both left.

"A ninja must be able to lie." Sasuke heard there teacher telling the loud blonde as they walked away. A few minuets past and Sakura sighed. "Okay, well we should get started now. This stuff isn't going to do itself you know." "Then you do it." Sasuke told her in an irritated tone and left off to find out what everyone was up to.

Of course that's how Sasuke had found himself up in a tree that over looked his apartment, spying on his wife.

Sasuke almost fell asleep in the tree. Hinata wasn't anywhere in his line of vision and he didn't have the Byakugan like she did to see through the wall. He suddenly was jolted back awake when he heard the phone ring from inside.

Sure enough Hinata came running to go get it. She was only wearing a towel over her naked body and accidentally stepped on it while running and it fell off. That's when Sasuke fell out of the tree while trying to get a better look at her. 'She even blushes when no one's around.' He noted getting back in the tree fast enough to see her face turn red as she fastened the towel tighter around her body.

Sasuke didn't have time to use a hearing jutsu because he saw Naruto approaching the door to his home. 'I'll kill him!' His Sharingan automatically activated as the anger pulsed through him. 'Fuck my wife? YOU DIE NARUTO!'

Of course the Uchiha quickly came to conclusions by himself of why his teammate would be visiting his wife, which loves his teammate, while he wasn't there. He began making hand signs for his fire ball jutsu but then he saw Kakashi, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, and Iruka.

For some reason he doubted Hinata was a slut so he became utterly confused as to why they would all be at his house when he wasn't there. From the window he could see Hinata activate her Byakugan to see who was knocking on the door and turn red. (She was still in a towel mind you.)

Quickly she apologized to the person on the other line and ran into the bed room. About two seconds latter she came running out wind blown but dressed.

When Naruto entered the apartment he gave the small girl a big hug which made her entire face turn brighter then ever before. Sasuke gritted his teeth as he watched them all talk for a bit.

Finally he couldn't take it anymore. He wanted to know what they were doing in his apartment with his wife and he wanted to know now. He jumped down from the tree and discarded all evidence that he had been spying.

He barged through the door but to his surprise, no one was there. He looked around, his Sharingan still activated. All the rooms were dark and quiet. He didn't understand. 'I just saw them here! I must be going insane.' He thought to himself.

Finally he deactivated his bloodline gift and sat down in a chair, grabbing his head. "SURPRISE!" Came a scream that almost gave him a heart attack at such a young age. He looked up and everyone that he had just searched his house for was there.

"YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOU FACE!" Naruto laughed almost right away. Sasuke glared and got up, intending to leave right away. 'They were just being ass wholes, what a waste of time.'

Hinata saw that Sasuke looked angry. She felt her heart drop into her stomach. She had spent so much time preparing for this. She even got Kakashi and Naruto to make sure that he would show up spying from the tree until they arrived and they needed him.

'Maybe, he doesn't like surprises… I have to apologies.' Hinata followed him to the door. "Sasuke, I'm sorry that we scarred you. Please don't leave. We all planned a party for you." She grabbed his hand and starred down at it like a girl who had just gotten scolded by her father.

Upon seeing Hinata like that Sasuke couldn't keep his anger which made him angrier because they were in front of all the guys. "Fine! I'll stay. What the hell are you throwing a party for?" 'And one where my wife is the only woman!'

Hinata smiled up at him. 'So cute.' He hopped he wouldn't loose it in front of everyone. "It's your bachelor party." He starred at her with uncomprehending eyes which in turn seemed to make her confused in a way to explain.

Sighing, Shikamaru decided to explain so they could get on with the night. "You didn't have one before you got married so you're getting one now. What a bother…"

"Yes well since this is a bachelor party, isn't it about time Hinata runs along?" Kakashi asked, momentarily pausing from reading. "Don't read that smut in my home! I live here." Hinata blushed smiling.

"I almost forgot. The food is all prepared in the kitchen, have fun!" Sasuke watched as she left him all alone with the lunatics that he had partially befriended over the years. 'Something tells me this isn't going to be a good idea.'

Okay… Well finally my master plan is being out into effect. In the next chapter the bachelor party will take place and some of you will begin to hate me for what will happen. –nervous laugh- Yes well, anyways, if you want to know what will happen, please review!