At first I was just lazy and started writing the day before school started and planned to finis it the next day. That didn't happen. (I missed the bus on the first day. No one told me where they would be. The second day my friends decided to clap for me for making it. I have a feeling they won't let me forget it. They still clap to this day.) So now I'm exhausted but I love you all so I'm writing. Oh yeah, warning, slight yaoi.
Disclaimer- Naruto is not in my possession. Little lost ninth graders don't get cool stuff like that.
"She let you kiss her, huh?" Kiba said, leaning back in his chair. Sasuke silently nodded. The brown hair man nodded his head like it was to be expected. "She never could hold a grudge. A few years ago Akamaru here destroyed her favorite jacket, the one she used to wear all the time? She got really mad at him at first but then latter on got over it and gave him a steak."
"What does that have to do with anything?" Naruto asked in his loud obnoxious voice, chips flew out of his mouth as he spoke. "Sasuke's not a dog!" 'Tell that to my son.' "Idiot. It's insert food, chew, then SWALLOW before talking." Neji scolded, causing Kiba to shake his head and Sasuke add in, "Moron."
Naruto glared. "Shut up bastered! I was just defending you right then!" "Whatever." Kiba sighed and turned to Neji as a fight broke out. "It seems some things they'll never out grow." The Huuyga nodded. "At least you're not technically related to one of them." "About that Neji…"
Sasuke and Naruto's attention were now focused on the other conversation. "No." "I didn't even get to ask you yet!" "I don't care, my answer is no." The Uchiha turned to his loud mouth friend. "What's going on?" He asked.
The blonde burst out laughing. Sasuke was completely lost. "Kiba! He keeps on trying to get Neji to marry him but Neji won't do it." He managed to say in between gasps of air after his laughter died down.
"Neji and Kiba?" The black haired man asked, truly bewildered. "I know, crazy right?" Naruto asked grinning. Sasuke just nodded, going back to his uncaring look, taking a sip of his drink.
The four friends were all out together at a bar. Not the one Sasuke had passed out in his first night back of course. He was too embarrassed to step foot in that place again, especially not with Naruto in tow. The bartender knew too much and had a large mouth, he couldn't be trusted.
"Fine then! Maybe I don't want to marry you anyways!" Kiba yelled, crossing his arms over his chest, loosing balance on his chair and falling on his butt. Neji just sighed and offered his lover a hand to help him back up but it was refused.
"I don't need your damn help." "You're drunk." Neji stated as if that was the answer to everything. "So!" The dog lover yelled back. "You're a jack ass, you know that?" The long haired man just shrugged, he couldn't take his lover seriously when he was drunk. It was impossible. It just made Kiba more furious.
"Do they do this a lot?" Sasuke watched as Neji moved his head to the side slightly, avoiding a punch from Kiba. "Only when someone brings up the topic of their future together and booze is in the picture." Both Naruto and Sasuke took a sip of their drinks at the same time, not taking their eyes off the fight.
About five minuets later Neji got bored and picked up the feisty brunette over his shoulder. "I think it's about time we go home." "Why you-! What makes you think I want to go home yet!"
The Huuyga sighed. "Because you're making a scene. And…" He whispered that last part in his lover's ear so no one else could hear. Kiba's eyes widened and he waved goodbye to his two other friends as Neji carried him away.
. "YOU CAN AT LEAST PUT ME DOWN!" Was what Kiba could be heard screaming once out the door once he realized he was still over Neji's shoulder. Sasuke just shook his head when they were gone.
"So how did that happen anyways?" He slightly pointed with his head to the door. The blonde shrugged, finishing off this third beer. He didn't look drunk at all; apparently his tolerance of alcohol had risen since his first drink years ago.
"Look at me Sakura! I'm Kakashi!" Naruto exclaimed, dressed in his teachers clothe and spare mask. The pink haired girl erupted in giggles as she watched him strut his stuff while walking on the ceiling. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a little orange book.
"You all can go ahead and do whatever you like. I'm going to stay here and read my porn. Blah blah blah bladdy blah blah." He mocked opening the book and taking a look inside. Sakura was practically rolling on the floor laughing, clutching her sides.
Sasuke, who was standing behind Naruto on the ceiling, peaked over his shoulder to take a look at the book as well. Both their eyes widened and blood squirted out of both their noses, causing them to loose focus and fall down on the ground.
Sasuke had been lucky enough to land on the couch but Naruto however landed right on the pink haired girl who began mumbling something about revenge and world domination as she chased him around the apartment.
"Actually I think Hinata had something to do with it." Hinata playing cupid? For some reason Sasuke couldn't picture his wife doing that. However the image of her just in underwear with wings and a bow and arrow saying, "I've got you!" really made his face burn.
"Hn." He mumbled, as if to tell Naruto to go on with talking. "Well you see after me and Ino got together Hinata started realizing how much of out original group were still single. So she asked everyone to allow her to choose there date for them for one night. It sounded like a good idea at the time I guess. No one can really say no to her, not that I have to tell you that, so everyone said yes."
"So she paired up Kiba and Neji?" Sasuke asked, obviously finding that a bit hard to believe. They were an odd pair to think of together. "Nuh-uh. It was TenTen and Kiba, Sakura and Neji, Temari and Lee, and then she had Choji and Shino." Naruto explained, a smile appearing on his face.
"By the end of the night it was Shino and TenTen, Sakura and Choji, and then as you already know Kiba and Neji. But Temari and Lee stayed together. Apparently girls from Suna like huge bushy brows!"
Hinata was sitting on her bed, her knees were tucked up against her chest and her head was buried in her arms. "Hinata?" Ino called her name from the door way. Naruto and Sakura were entertaining the kids in the living room but their mommy had diapered to her room.
"Y-Yes Ino?" She asked looking up. She wiped what suspiciously looked like tears in the moonlight off her face. "What's wrong, hun?" Ino asked, sitting down next to her friend. She had been going through an even more protective mode with Hinata since she became pregnant with Naruto's child.
"Are you alright?" She asked in a motherly tone, taking a piece of longer hair and placing it behind Hinata's ear. She nodded her head but that wasn't going to fool anyone. Ino's eyes narrowed. "Common now, tell me what's wrong? Is it… Do you just miss him again?" She took a guess.
Hinata shook her head. "No! I mean yes. But that not it. It's… I messed everything up." She went back to hugging her knees. "You mean tonight? The dates?" The mother of six nodded. "Oh Hinata! You didn't mess anything up! Without you pushing then no one would even realize how much they liked each other. Sure the people you matched up weren't right but hey, everyone started showing a little interest to someone else."
"Really?" Hinata asked surprised. Ino nodded with a smile. "Sakura told me not to tell anyone but she said she's starting to get a little crush on our little Choji." Hinata's eyes grew wide and she gave a little giggle. "They would look cute together." Ino laughed as well and patted her friend on the head.
"Ahh! Mommy! Naruto threatened to throw me out the window!" "I DID NOT!" Both woman went out into the living room and Hinata laughed as Ino gave her husband a good whack on the head for threatening to throw Seito out a window. "But I really didn't!" He whined.
Sasuke shook his head, taking the last sip of his drink. "I really feel bad for your kids though in the love department." Naruto said ordering Sasuke another beer. The black haired man raised an eye brow. "It's just that they inherited your fan club, only six times bigger, and six times scarier." Naruto shuddered at the memory of when he had been talking with Hizashi out-side the flower shop and they had been cornered. He didn't think they would make it out alive.
"It's part of being an Uchiha." 'I'll have to fix that about Hinata's though. For some reason I don't think they've learned there lesson. Fan boys/ girls never do.' Naruto gave a grin. "Kakashi's got it worse then everyone. I think it's because no one knows but him what happened to him…" His smile faded into a grim expression as he remembered the happy child that had once been Kakashi Uchiha.
"What do you mean?" Sasuke's voice was sudden and commanding. "Huh? Didn't they tell you?" His big mouthed friend asked, thinking that Hinata or someone else would have told him that his son had been kidnapped all those years ago.
"No, not that." Sasuke growled. "What do you mean no one knows what happened to him?" Naruto shrugged. "He never told anyone. He disappeared for a week or so and then one day while everyone was looking for him, he just walked into the house, bloody and drained of chakra, and went to sleep." Naruto shook his head.
"He hasn't said anything to anyone. Not even Hinata or Seito. Well… Not like those two get along very well after then. Kakashi wouldn't even let his Genin teacher watch him train. I don't think Seito likes being so in the dark with his twin so he just picks a fight with him to feel like he's needed or something." The blonde suddenly laughed, rubbing the back of his head getting out of the dark mood. "It sort of reminds me of you and me."
"Don't call my son an idiot." Sasuke scolded, finishing up his drink. "Hey!" Naruto whined but despite himself went to order him another one but he stopped him by grabbing his wrist and twisting it downwards. "Do you think I'm that dumb?" He asked his friend.
"Wha-?" "You're trying to get me drunk Naruto. You're practically shoving these beers down my throat. Why?" His Sharingan unconsciously activated. "Ow, Sasuke that hurts!" He tried to free his hand but the Uchiha's grip was too firm.
"I wasn't trying to do anything bastered, except be nice and treat you! If you don't want any more then fine!" There was a long moment of Sasuke glaring at his friend before he finally let go of his wrist and sat back, obviously more relaxed.
Naruto rubbed his wrist; it was like it had been in a death lock or something like that. "Stupid Sasuke-bastered…" He mumbled under his breath. "You paranoid maniac!" He yelled and the black haired man sighed.
"Okay I get it. I'm sorry." The Uchiha man wasn't very good at apologizing. He didn't understand that part where he was supposed to make it sound like he meant it. "Look, I love my family Naruto. I'm going to do what ever it takes to get them back, even if I die trying."
The blonde was still nursing his hand. "No need to be so dramatic Sasuke-bastered. I think you owe me for hurting my hand by paying the tab." Naruto stuck out his tongue and ran out of the bar, leaving Sasuke no other choice but to pay. The Uchiha was sending him death glares the whole way they walked back to their homes.
Was it worth it? I would hope so. I think the next chapter is the last, but it might not be. I guess it depends on how I get the thoughts in my head into the computer really. Well tell me what you think and review!
