Heya everyone!

It's Lemo and Andy/Ambo! Well as you may know, Andy/Ambo has been writing Barry Saucepan. So we decided we would combine our creative writing talents (scoff) and write these stories, just little paragraph on each character in the Barry Saucepan story, a year before Hogwarts! Enjoy:

Hey all! This is Lemo! Yaaay! Ok, this lil bit of story is set about a year before so their at home.

Meet Lemo!

Lemo sat in a dark room. It was her bedroom. All the walls were black, as was all the furniture, just the way Lemo liked it. At the moment she was sitting on top of a large pile of red and black pillows, her head was about 2 centermeters away from the roof. In her hands she held a thick book that was written by Anne Rice. At that moment, the door opened.

"'Lo Mumbob." Lemo said without looking up.

Lemo's "Mumbob" looked around the room,

"Leah," Lemo shuddered, "This place is a shitsty!" Mumbob said looking around the room at the dirty towels, underwear, socks and bits of paper all over the place.

"Yeah, that's how I like it."Lemo said turning a page.

"Well if you don't clean it up I'll ban you from the internet.

Lemo looked up, wide eyed. "NO! I'll clean it! I promise!"

Mumbob nodded, "Good, and while your at it you can do the dishes."

Lemo sighed and chucked her book onto her bed. "Why can't you just do it with magic?"

Mumbob let off an evil cackle. "What'd be the fun in that?"

A few hours later, on MSN.

(Lemo) Lemo knows where you live says: ...& then she made me clean the car!

(Andy) One by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity says: y didnt she use magic?

Lemo knows where you live says: coz she's evil! I swear she's u-no-hu in disgise

One by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity says: O.O if she WAS then u'd b the daughter of 2 guys!

Lemo knows where you live says: GOD! EW!

One by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity says: lol

Lemo knows where you live says: so, 2moro im goin to the weasel farm wanna cum?

One by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity says: AGAIN!

Lemo knows where you live says: wat? I luv watchen those lil things run around!