Author's Notes: Guys… I suppose I should start by telling you where this crazy idea came from. You see, when JayxKay reviewed my ongoing WITCH fic, 'Traces of Fear', that I recommend you check out, she insisted that Leafy had been kidnapped by Phobos. Now that, of course, wasn't what really happened. But still, I kept wondering, what if that was what really happened? So that was how this drabble came to be. Meh.

Disclaimer: Don't own W.I.T.C.H., but I've gotten over it. Sorta.

Credits: Go to Katie(JayxKay) for crazy ideas like this one. She's the only one who could come up with this kind of idea…

I looked down at the little green creature with a heavy shell, then back at the Guardians. "Surrender if you want your turtle to live!" I ordered. Okay, so that sort of sounded… pathetic, but whatever. As long as it works, right?

Will looked over to Irma, who kept eyeing the green creature nervously. Exactly what attachment she had to it, I did not know.

Over in the corner of my eye, I saw Caleb, who was frowning, obviously not understanding the current situation.

Frustrating. "Hello? Didn't you hear me? Surrender if you want your turtle to live!"

No answer.

Okay, it was at that point that I realized how stupid this would have looked to anyone who just happened to walk into the room. All they'd see would be a crazy maniac holding a knife at a turtle's neck, and five women and a rebel leader looking at him funny.

"Phobos…" That was Caleb talking. "Don't you have any dignity left?" he asked uncertainly.

I opened my mouth to answer. After a brief hesitation, I finally said, "…No?"

Meh, yeah. I don't know how this idea popped into my head. I mean, kidnapping a turtle? That's just nuts. And apparently everyone else thought so too.

And then something weirder happened. The turtle started chewing on the rusty old knife. I gaped. Wow, I sure looked threatening. Congratulations, Phobos, you've successfully become the craziest villain in the history of Meridian.

Irma glared at me. "Didn't you feed Leafy at all when he was your hostage?"

"…No?"

That was it. I've gone mad. Might as well surrender. I've forgotten why I kidnapped the turtle in the first place.

I heard Caleb mutter, stupefied, "I was created by this guy?"

I shook with insane stressed-out laughter. It soon scaled to full-fledged insane cackling. Then I did the stupidest thing possible. I flung the turtle (and the knife he was chewing on) across the room, and guess who caught it? Surprise, surprise, the Water Guardian herself.

And now, here I am, sitting in the Tower of Mists, writing this in my journal. Ah… right back where I started…

Author's Notes: Hi. Uh… review?

To JayxKay: You see, Katie? I told you this would be stupid.