Written by the real Lemo

Jub

"...and they got a giant squid that likes to eat all the first years!"

Jub sqeaked. "They don't!"

"Yeah they do!" her older brother, Temmo, said. "And as soon as you get there - if you make it across the squid infested lake, that is - they sort you into your house. And you have to stay in that house for seven years. They base what house your going to be in on your pesonality and strength, and if you have none your sent home!"

Jub's jaw dropped. "They'd really send you home?"

Temmo nodded, "Yeah, of course. Little weaklings arn't allowed to go to Hogwarts. There's all these tests and challenges you've got to go through to find out what house your in."

"Like what?"
Temmo smirked, "Not telling, you'll have to wait and see for yourself! Did I mention they have a Forest? And it's crawling with giant spiders and butterflies? And it's got these half -horse half-man creatures that shoot any humans they see?"