Jem: BWUHAHAHAHA! First of all i must say sorry to fans that are wanting updates on the TMM stories. I've currently been in a Naruto mood so I can't really write TMM without driving myself crazy. And Alex... Alex just doesn't have the time to update her story. XP So to get myself out of my Naruto mood I've decided to write a Naruto fan fic! YAY!
Naruto: Yay! I'm in a Baka Production!
Hinata: Naruto-kun... I don't think thats a good think
Sasuke: Idiot
Naruto: What'd you call me!
Sasuke: I called you an idiot got a problem with that?
Naruto: -holds fists up-
Hinata: Naruto-kun I don't think it's a good idea to-
Jem: -pushes between the two boys and yells- FIGHT I KILL YOU!
Naruto and Sasuke: -stand up straight and put their hands into a salute- YES MA'AM!
Jem: That's better now give everyone the disclaimer!
Naruto, Hinata, and Sasuke: YES MA'AM!
Disclaimer: Mew Bakas Productions does not own Naruto... the show... Jem owns Naruto the person. - (Hinata: Jem-chan you really should make the disclaimer real Jem: IT IS REAL! I OWN NARUTO! NARUTO IS MY NARUTO! Hinata: Okay. Jem: But if it makes you feel better I will own Chibi Naruto. So HA!) Jem owns any type of Chibi Naruto. Jem does not own any type of jutsus except the special Ni Baka Jutsu! So... yeah
Jem: Thank you guys! Now lets start this story! YAYNESS!
---Chapter One: It's all Neji's Fault---
"Due to the damage done by Neji's last mission," Tsunade said glaring at the boy. "The Hyuga's are going to have temporary homes until the damaged is fixed."
Hinata sighed. Neji had brought his mission home by accident and ended up trashing the whole house. Now she had to stay with somebody else. Hinata had no idea who yet.
"Neji you'll be staying with Rock Lee." Tsunade was saying. Hinata didn't notice. She was to deep in thought about who she would be staying with.
She would probably end up staying with Kiba-kun or Shino-kun. But then Hinata remembered they both were out on missions. Why most of the genin were out on missions. She really had no idea. A soft clambering came from above. Hinata looked up to see an air vent.
There was only one person who ever went through there and Tsunade knew exactly who it was. She stepped away from the vent and tumbling out came Naruto. Hinata stepped back slightly, blushing.
"Granny Tsunade what's this about Neji trashing the village!" He asked jumping up. He heard a cough and turned around. Neji glared at him and Naruto laughed. "Oh. Heh heh... Hey Neji! What's up? Had fun trashing your house?"
Neji was about to reply when Tsunade said, "Naruto you were just the person I was looking for!"
Naruto excitedly turned around to face and started hoping from foot to foot. "Oh! Oh! You were? What about?"
Tsunade sat on her desk with an innocent smile. "I was wondering if you could possibly house Hinata while she is waiting for the repairs to be done."
"EH?" Hinata yelled her whole entire face became tomato red.
Naruto put a suspicious look on his face and glared at Tsunade. "Aren't there some girls that can take her in?"
Tsunade smiled and turned her head to the side a bit. 'Nope."
Naruto shrugged and put his hands behind his head. "Okay. Come on Hinata lets go get your stuff."
Hinata, to dazed and shocked to object or even reply, followed him slowly still red. A few seconds passed then there was a crashing sound and Naruto's loud voice yelling, "AHH! Hinata! Why'd you just faint?"
Neji glanced behind him then back at Tsunade. "Was that really a smart idea?" He asked trying not to smirk.
Tsunade smiled a big grin. "The girl is going to have to learn how to stay conscious when she's close to him sooner or later.
Outside on the windowsill Jiraiya laughed. "You're cruel Tsunade. Really cruel."
Tsunade twirled around and punched the floor. It vibrated the windowsill and caused the Pervert to fall off.
"Like I said!" He yelled. "C-R-U-E-L!"
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Hinata walked into Naruto house and almost fainted again. It was a mess! And also she didn't see anyplace she could sleep. She walked around the house with very small light steps and then set her bags down by the front door.
Naruto grinned. "I know it's a mess in here. I never have company so I never clean up!"
Hinata looked up at him with her milky white eyes. She wanted to ask, 'How do you live in here?' But it would be rude to ask that. Instead she just stayed silent.
Naruto looked around then walked into his bedroom and came out with all of his stuff. "You can have the bed." He said smiling. "Girls probably want more privacy anyways." He said shrugging and dropping all of his stuff by his couch.
Hinata turned vibrant red and stuttered. "I c-c-couldn't t-take your b-bed f-from y-you!"
Naruto laughed and grabbed her stuff. "Jeez Hinata your so weird."
Hinata followed him again, as dazed as before, to his room.
Naruto set her stuff down then heard a crash. He turned around and yelled. "AH! HINATA WHY ARE YOU ON THE GROUND!" He started running around the room trying to think of what to do.
And that... Is just the beginning.
---End of Chapter One---
Jem: BWUHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! But it's to short...
Alex: -peeks in- BWUHAHAHAHA! I am in here...- shifty eyes the poofs into smoke yelling- CHEESE!
Jem: Hinata please tell everyone how many reviews I demand.
Hinata:- looks down and mumbles- Jem demands 5 reviews, please
Jem: NO NO NO! LIKE THIS! I DEMAND 5 REVIEWS OR I WILL NOT UPDATE THE NEXT CHAPTER RAWR!
Hinata: -stares at Jem in disbelief- I-I'll t-try...- quietly says- Jem Demands 5 reviews or she will not update the next chapter... rawr?
Jem: -sighs- good enough
