Kona Tama High

An Inuyasha – Naruto Crossover

Chapter 1

The first day of grade 10

My second fic ppls, so PLEASE review! Also my first comedic attempt -smiles-

THUD!

The 15-year old boy fell out of his bed and hit the floor with a loud noise, shaking the floor. He thrashed and twisted in his tangled comforter, trying to get free to turn off his rather annoyingly beeping alarm clock. Finally throwing it aside, he stood up, revealing chiselled abs, and red boxers. His long, silver hair fell to his waist as he punched his alarm clock, amber eyes squinting against the harsh glare of his light. Muttering something about 'effing alarm', he looked at the time on the now broken display. His eyes widened and he started stomping around his room, frantically pulling on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, yelling 'SHIT I'M GONNA BE LATE! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WAKE ME UP?' he glared at his older brother, Sesshomaru, who was calmly admiring his reflection in his full-length mirror as he dashed past. The older boy ignored him, adjusting his Abercrombie & Fitch jacket.

After 10 minutes of running around his house and getting ready for school, he grabbed his bag and raced out the door, his Nike shoes still undone. About a block from his average house, he caught up with a shorter, raven-haired boy walking with his hands in his pockets. He was wearing a black tee, loose shorts and és shoes; his black hair sticking out at the back. The boy glanced at him out of the side of his slanted eyes in acknowledgment. Before either could say a word, they were joined by another dark- and messy-haired guy wearing American Eagle shirt and jeans.

"Hey guys. How was your summer?" the last boy inquired as he fell in step with the other two. The first boy simply replied 'Fine' and left it at that. The questioner turned to the taller boy who didn't reply.

"Inuyasha?" he prompted.

"Keh. The usual. Parents left for vacation, so it was me and Sesshomaru the whole time." The other boy looked as if he was about to say something, but before he could say a word, they heard footsteps behind them and a hand gave the American Eagle-clad boy a resounding slap that echoed around the neighbourhood.

"Miroku!" shouted the owner of the hand that slapped him. She was a fiery-looking, long-haired brunette wearing a tight red tank top saying 'my face is not down here' across her chest and a black skirt. She started yammering away to Miroku very fast; it seemed he was the only one who could keep up. Inuyasha just stared, not bothering to help his friend. A dark haired girl wearing a green shirt and jeans appeared beside the tallest boy, completely ignoring the yelling beside her.

"Sango seems to be in a testy mood this morning," she commented dryly.

"I think testy is an understatement…" Inuyasha replied, sweat dropping.

"Good morning, Sasuke!" a pink-haired girl greeted the quiet boy brightly. He murmured a greeting as she fell in step beside him.

"Okay, Sango, I think Miroku has had quite enough for this morning," A blond girl said gently, prising Miroku's throat from beneath her friend's fingers. She had clear blue eyes and a purple dress and heeled sandals to match.

"Ino, don't you think that dress is a little short for dress code?" The pink-haired, green-eyed girl with Sasuke commented, raising an eyebrow at her dress which barely reached mid-thigh.

"What do you mean? I don't see anything wrong with it…" Miroku argued, leaning back to get a good view of Ino's ass. Sango slapped him, if possible, harder than the first time, sending the boy reeling. The blond just sniffed as the girl beside Inuyasha stifled a giggle.

"It's not my fault if I've grown over the summer," Ino stated haughtily.

"I don't think that's the reason it's so short," the giggling girl snorted. The blond just glared at her. Deciding to change the topic, as Sango was threatening to slap him again if he said anything else, Miroku posed the same question to the girls that he had asked Sasuke and Inuyasha.

"Oh same old, same old, movies, mall, you know," Ino flapped her hand in the air dismissively. "How was your trip to Japan , Kagome?"

The girl with Inuyasha replied, "Oh, it was good. We went to this one shrine and it was apparently the place where that girl got pulled through a well into another era and meets that dog boy. You know, that old myth?" The others nodded.

They turned a corner, and their school came into sight. It was a large, four-story building, with the name Kona Tama Collegiate Institute in bold letters across the front of the school. Students were all entering through the many sets of doors at the top of a wide set of stairs. The seven teens followed everyone else, moving towards the tables in the foyer, where teachers were handing out their timetables for the year. After receiving theirs, they all reconvened in the main hallway where they claimed their lockers and discussed their classes.

"DAMMIT, WHAT THE HELL!" Inuyasha cried, outraged. Sakura looked over his shoulder on tiptoe to see his paper.

"Ooh, Gai, eh? Me too," She sympathized.

"I've got him too," Miroku grimaced.

"I've got Kaede," Sasuke said. Ino screamed.

"ME TOO! We get a whole hour and a half together EVERY DAY!" Sakura scowled at Ino, the speaker. The blond stuck out her tongue and beamed in triumph. Sasuke looked as if he would rather jump into a volcano.

"Well, that puts me and you in Kakashi's class…" Kagome said to Sango, who winced. Puzzled, Kagome inquired "What's so bad about him?"

"You'll see," Sango shuddered. The bell rang, telling the friends to split up and go to their classes. Inuyasha, Sakura and Miroku headed up to the third floor for math.

"Shit, man! Why do we have to have math first? I HATE math!" Inuyasha pouted, while several girls swooned.

"Probably because you always fail it?" Miroku suggested distractedly; he had caught the attention of another group of girls down the hall and did not plan on wasting the opportunity.

"Well that's against the point…" Inuyasha muttered. They walked into the classroom, freezing in their tracks halfway through the doorway.

"Hell. No," Inuyasha said, eyes wide in horror. The other two just stared. Before them, in all his …er… glory, stood Gai. He wore a skin-tight green spandex suit, tight enough to show the whole package, if you know what I mean. He also wore a headband around his mushroom cut of glossy black hair. Noticing them, he gave a warm greeting.

"Students! In the prime of their youth! May your youthfulness not stop you from taking a seat, my dear pupils!" At this point he made a move towards them to usher them into the room, but they all scrambled away from his outstretched arms, Miroku looking the most terrified, shouting 'IT'S HIDEOUS! DON'T LET IT TOUCH YOU!' and sprinting to the farthest seat from him. However, Gai, not seeming to notice this, just laughed in a jolly way and explained,

"I was just out jogging 500 laps around the school with Lee!" Here he looked at the only non-terrified person in the classroom, who looked exactly like… GAI! Miroku, who was the height of male fashion, was now rocking back and forth rather emo-ishly in the corner, Sakura and Inuyasha beside him, staring at the terrible sight. The boy in the front row who was apparently Lee was leaning forward eagerly, hanging on to every word uttered by his idol.

"GAI-SENSEI!'

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!'

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!'

"LEE!" they sprinted towards each other in slow motion in front of a sunset, before Inuyasha ruined the moment by wiggling a finger in his ear and saying "Do I hear an echo in here?" At this, Gai noticed that the whole class was settled, although everyone except Lee was sitting in the back half of the room, looking traumatized. Some of the girls were looking, er, below the belt and cringed, looked away and blushed, crying 'My eyes! My innocence! My God!'

Needless to say, it was a painful period.

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