Chapter 2

Lunch time at Kona Tama High

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When the bell rang for lunch, all seven friends burst out of their classrooms gasping for breath. Meeting at their lockers, no one tried to make conversation; it was too loud in the halls to be heard clearly anyways. There were mixed emotions; Ino looked happy, Miroku traumatized, and Sasuke actually pulled out his thickest textbook and hit himself repeatedly on the head. Luckily, Sakura stopped him before he did any serious damage, but the girls in the hall all looked obsessively concerned and started mobbing Sasuke, trying to see if there was a bump or a bruise or anything. The usually stoic Sasuke looked slightly frightened, as he was being swept down the hall and couldn't escape. However, Miroku had a plan.

The handsome boy stood in a doorway, the top few buttons of his shirt undone, looking seductive. The fangirls noticed and, drooling, all rushed over to Miroku instead, who took them in his stride ('Ladies, ladies, please, there's enough of me to go around…'). Sasuke was left forgotten on the floor, dazed. Ino, Sakura and Kagome rushed over to him, but it seemed he was unharmed. Sango, however, looked ready to explode, so they just left her in the hallway to cool down. Upon getting to the cafeteria and sitting down, the girls started discussing their new teachers vehemently. When Ino started talking, Sasuke looked like he had swallowed a tomato whole, then grabbed Inuyasha's Mars bar and ripped open the wrapper, taking a huge bite. Inuyasha protested indignantly, but Kagome gasped.

"Sasuke! What are you doing! You-"

"I know, but I can't stand another history class like that ever again," he explained grimly, determinedly finishing the chocolate bar. The words were barely out of his mouth when his skin began erupting in hives. At that same moment, a scared-looking Miroku burst into the cafeteria, pursued by a murderous Sango.

"Wait! Sango! I was only doing it to help Sasuke!"

"OMG SASUKE YOUR FACE!" Ino screamed.

"WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE ENJOYING IT SO MUCH!" Sango yelled at him, still trying to catch him as he ran between the tables.

"HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? I CAN'T HAVE HIM LOOKING LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!"

"Please, Sango, understand it was all to help our friend!"

"WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING?"

"AND WOULD THAT FRIEND HAPPEN TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR CROTCH AREA?"

"SHUT UP INO!" screamed Kagome and Sakura to the blond girl who was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. However, as soon as I describe this, A CHICKEN RUNS INTO THE SCENE!

"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CHICKEN!" Everyone shouted at once.

"Sorry!" hollered Malon as she ran after the chicken, trying to catch it. Miroku immediately tried to help her.

"May I offer my assistance, madam-"

SMACK!

"NO YOU MOST CERTAINLY MAY NOT!" bellowed Sango as she punched the teen out cold, having finally caught up with him. The cafeteria was silent. The four girls looked around. All the other students were staring with their eyes open, jaws agape. Well, except for Inuyasha who was still eating his lunch as if nothing had happened. Having finished his food, the silver-haired boy muttered 'stupid idiot… I wanted that chocolate bar…' Hearing this, all four looked back at Sasuke, who was lying on the floor, still covered in hives, but forgotten. He wasn't moving. They stared… wait for it…

"AHHHH SASUKE!" screamed Ino again as they all dashed to his body, trying to lift it.

"Inuyasha, help!"

"Why? You seem to be doing fine."

"You're stronger than us!"

"Damn straight." The four girls looked at him expectantly. He paid them no attention, as he had started looking through their lunches and if there was anything worth taking. Veins popped in the girl's foreheads.

"JUST HELP US CARRY HIM!" they yelled at him. The boy swung his head from the food, to his unconscious friend and back again several times. After a long time, he answered them.

"Make Miroku do it." That was the last straw. The girls gave a Herculean effort and lifted Sasuke's body over their heads and threw him at the unsuspecting Inuyasha, (who was now eating Sango's potato chips) who skidded across the table and hit a pole on the other side. Several onlookers winced. Inuyasha was now sporting a record breaking lump on the side of his head, but one look at the four girls and he hastily picked up Sasuke and followed them out the door.

"And don't touch my chips," Sango growled menacingly.