Chapter 3
Hospital Woes Part 1: Of Shit-o, Shinigamis and Pointed Sticks
On to the next chappy, then! REVIEWERS WILL BE LOVED IN A STRICTLY NON-SEXUAL AND/ OR PERVERTED WAY
They ended up having to take Sasuke to the hospital, as the school nurse was sick.
"What the hell is with this school?" Inuyasha angrily ranted. "First they let a teacher teach in spandex, they let a student wear spandex, they made me be in that class, and now the friggin nurse is SICK!"
"Yes, a little ironic, isn't it…" Kagome agreed dazedly. She was off day-dreaming of sugar plums again… and it isn't even Christmas…
They were sitting in the hospital room given to Sasuke as he recovered from his allergic relation to the stolen Mars bar. His face had swollen up some more so now he faintly resembled a puffer fish with his lips sticking out. It was actually quite amusing. They stayed at the hospital just long enough to skip the rest of school, (the lazy slackers… but who wouldn't want to avoid as much time as possible with Gai? Ew, spandex…) then left and said they'd visit every day because they're good like that.
After a few days, Sasuke was looking back to normal again, much to Ino's extreme and Sakura's more modest pleasures. He even told them the reason he ate the chocolate was to escape his horrible history homeroom class. However, nothing was to prepare these mere high school students for what was to come.
Discovering he was to be released the next day, Sasuke settled down for a nice sleep Saturday evening. He soon drifted off and was dreaming of many pleasant things, prominent among these was a certain someone dressed up in a-
Something knocked his bed, jerking him awake before I could describe for you who was in his dream. Maybe that was planned, but we shall never know… anyways, he was now wide awake; listening hard to find out what had awakened him during such a pleasant dream. It was a very little known fact that Uchiha Sasuke is greatly afraid of the paranormal, so as he lie there, his heart began to race. The room was fairly dark, and he thought he could see something moving near the foot of his bed…
He had broken out into a cold sweat as the lump started to move. It came closer, and closer, until –
"BOO!"
"AIIIIEEEEEEEE!" Sasuke screamed at a high and girly pitch that Ino would have admired, then rocketed out of his bed, to the right and through the halls of the hospital, his screech bouncing off the walls. The boy who scared Sasuke just had a blank look on his face, wondering how saying 'boo!' was so scary. Figuring that he'd ask him when he caught up, he set off down the halls skipping gaily and humming a little tune.
Sasuke was panicking. It was worse than a ghost or a zombie or even… GAI AND KAKASHI DANCING IN REALLY TIGHT TUTUS AND SPANDEX! (A/N: Whoa, how does he know what that looks like!) It was far worse… worse than he had ever feared… it was… that really annoying kid in his history class named SHIT-O! Or Shippo… close enough. He was a third of the reason he had eaten that God-forsaken piece of chocolate in the first place! It was terrible, he had to hide; to get away! Turning left, he dashed down another dark corridor and was lost to sight.
Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Sakura, Ino and Miroku all came to visit their buddy that very same evening, but when they got to the room, they were shocked, shocked! To see that Sasuke wasn't there!
"Jinkies!" Kagome exclaimed, a pushing up a pair of thick glasses on her nose which seemingly materialized out of nowhere.
"It looks like Sasuke's gone! Let's split up and look for him, gang!" Miroku said, wearing a striped sweater.
"Where did you get that?" Ino asked, looking at his new sweater in confusion and disgust. It was sooo 70's.
"The author told me to put it on," Miroku shrugged. "Okay, Ino and Kagome come with me; you three can all search together so we're even."
"Shouldn't it be three and two?" Inquired Ino.
"Speak for yourself, we need all the help we can get since we've got ol' numbnuts over here…" Sango replied sourly, indicating Inuyasha.
"Huh?" They sweat dropped; he clearly hadn't been listening. Then they all turned expectantly to the silver-haired boy. Noticing their gazes after a while, he took a step back.
"Don't you DARE make any Scooby Snack jokes!" he threatened. The other five sighed.
"Okay, so which direction do we start off in?" Suddenly, Kenpachi ran into the scene, stopping at the doorway to the hospital room and consulted the young and cheerful pink-haired girl riding on his back.
"Umm… we go this way!" The eye-patched Shinigami warily asked her if it was right. "Yup! I'm sure of it!" Looking sceptical, but deciding to trust her decision, he turned to the people staring at him. "Are you coming or not?" No one answered for a few moments, but eventually Sakura piped up.
"Uh, aren't you supposed to be in Soul Society?"
"The author put me here…"
"Demanding little bugger, isn't she?" Miroku murmured. Something rather like a pointed stick poked him in the pack of the head sharply. "Ow!" The stick came down again and smacked him upside the head before vanishing.
"Say something like that again and I'll kill you off!" a savage growl boomed around the room, shutting Miroku up smartly. (A/N: I love my job :D)
"So… I guess we should head off, then?" Sango suggested uncertainly, making sure no pointed sticks were headed in her direction. With several hurried agreements, the Miroku, Ino and Kagome set off after Kenpachi and Yachiru to the left, while the other half went to the right.
SHVEET! I just figured out the line feature thing... now i can SEPERATE stuff:D Yup, split this chapter up… sorry guys! Stay tuned for the next EXCITING part of the hospital adventure! And I want you to know it makes me very sad that I get so many hits and so little reviews… It makes me cry!
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