Hello here's a nice little Neji/Sasu oneshot.My friend introduced me to this song and it called to be written into a yaoi.

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto or this song.The song is from the musical Avenue Q and is only a few mixed parts

Sasuke sighed in frustration. He was going to mutilate

him, who was this unlucky person you might ask? The

answer is simple; Neji Hyuga.Why did Sasuke want to

kill said ninja? Because Neji got a stupid song stuck

in his head. The worst song in history according to

Sasuke as well.

Flashback

Neji and Sasuke were just returning from a simple

escort mission and had just stopped for a break. As he

sat down Neji began to hum a tune."Neji you were

humming that before. What is it?"

"Are you sure you want to know Sasuke?"

"Yes"

"O.K." He took a breath and began to sing." If you were

gay that'd be okay. If you were queer, I'd still be

here.If you were gay-"

"-I'm not gay!"

"No but if you were that'd be okay"

"SHUT UP."Sasuke snapped at him

Neji shrugged"You asked what I was humming."he pointed

out

"LET'S GET GOING."Sasuke snapped

"Alright"Neji got up still humming.They leapt through

the woods.

End Flash back

Yes poor Sasuke had "If You Were Gay"stuck in his head

courtesy of Neji.He began to walk in an effort to clear

his head. After about ten minutes of this he slowed

down and who did he see but Neji,walking towards him

humming.As he passed Sasuke distinctly heard"If you

were gay ,that'd be okay."It was official Neji would

die.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Sasuke stood pacing through his house as he had been

doing for an hour. He had been thinking.Since he'd last

seen Neji,however plotting his death wasn't working to

well.Doubting he would see Neji at this time of night

he went to the training field to clear his head.Once

he got there he saw none other then

Neji training .Sasuke

turned to leave when"Leaving so soon Sasuke?" Neji

turned and Sasuke realized the Byakugan was activated.

Sasuke sighed in resignation "Hey Neji" he said

standing in front of him once he had his attention "If

you were gay, that'd be okay .If you were queer ,I'd

still be here .If you were gay-"HE was cut off

effectively by Neji pressing his lips against his. As

he pulled away he whispered "Good"