Hello here's a nice little Neji/Sasu oneshot.My friend introduced me to this song and it called to be written into a yaoi.
Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto or this song.The song is from the musical Avenue Q and is only a few mixed parts
Sasuke sighed in frustration. He was going to mutilate
him, who was this unlucky person you might ask? The
answer is simple; Neji Hyuga.Why did Sasuke want to
kill said ninja? Because Neji got a stupid song stuck
in his head. The worst song in history according to
Sasuke as well.
Flashback
Neji and Sasuke were just returning from a simple
escort mission and had just stopped for a break. As he
sat down Neji began to hum a tune."Neji you were
humming that before. What is it?"
"Are you sure you want to know Sasuke?"
"Yes"
"O.K." He took a breath and began to sing." If you were
gay that'd be okay. If you were queer, I'd still be
here.If you were gay-"
"-I'm not gay!"
"No but if you were that'd be okay"
"SHUT UP."Sasuke snapped at him
Neji shrugged"You asked what I was humming."he pointed
out
"LET'S GET GOING."Sasuke snapped
"Alright"Neji got up still humming.They leapt through
the woods.
End Flash back
Yes poor Sasuke had "If You Were Gay"stuck in his head
courtesy of Neji.He began to walk in an effort to clear
his head. After about ten minutes of this he slowed
down and who did he see but Neji,walking towards him
humming.As he passed Sasuke distinctly heard"If you
were gay ,that'd be okay."It was official Neji would
die.
LATER THAT NIGHT
Sasuke stood pacing through his house as he had been
doing for an hour. He had been thinking.Since he'd last
seen Neji,however plotting his death wasn't working to
well.Doubting he would see Neji at this time of night
he went to the training field to clear his head.Once
he got there he saw none other then
Neji training .Sasuke
turned to leave when"Leaving so soon Sasuke?" Neji
turned and Sasuke realized the Byakugan was activated.
Sasuke sighed in resignation "Hey Neji" he said
standing in front of him once he had his attention "If
you were gay, that'd be okay .If you were queer ,I'd
still be here .If you were gay-"HE was cut off
effectively by Neji pressing his lips against his. As
he pulled away he whispered "Good"
