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Summary: Okay, this might seem kind of stupid. And it's normally not like me to write a story like this. But here's the thing. People you see in Advent Children are in preschool in this story. I was bored! The story starts off on the first day of preschool. Basically, there are no rules. Almost. Just read and see what happens, okay?


It was Midgar Preschool. Located just outside Healin, the only school there. A toddler named Cloud Strife was already at the school, waiting for others to come in. He felt alone, and wanted to make new friends. He knew there would be others coming, it was just a matter of time. He looked to the door, and saw a black haired girl standing there. She spotted Cloud, and stumbled toward him. "Hi!" she said brightly. Even though Cloud wanted to make new friends, he was still feeling a little shy. "Hi..." he said quietly. "My name is Tifa. Who are you?" the little girl asked, sitting on the floor next to him.

"Cloud."

"Hehe! You're not a cloud! At least you don't look like one!"

"I know. Cloud is my name. My mommy named me Cloud."

"Oh. I'm Tifa."

"You told me that."

"Oh, hehe. Sorry!" Cloud didn't say anything for a few moments. Neither did Tifa. She just sat there, gazing up in space, a slight smile across her face. "Will you be my friend?" Cloud asked. Tifa giggled. "Okay!" she said. Cloud smiled. Then, another toddler approached the door. He was wearing a little red cape with a collar that covered his mouth. He had a little claw on his left hand, which caught the teacher's eye. "Excuse me, you can't have weapons such as these in school!" she said, grabbing the boy's metal hand. He said nothing, but swiped the teacher in the stomach with his claw. The teacher fell on the floor, the kid smirked. He walked over to Cloud and Tifa. "Hello," he said quietly. "Who are you?" Cloud said. "Vincent. The name is Vincent."

"You killed the teacher!" Tifa yelled.

"But she was gonna remove my claw." Vincent sat down across from them. "Has she arrived yet?" he asked. Cloud was puzzled. "Who?" he asked.

"Her. Lucrecia."

"Who's she?"

"I've seen her around alot lately. One time, I spotted her playing with ABC blocks in the sandbox in a cave."

"No. She isn't here." Vincent looked down. Then, someone kicked the door open. It was a lady, holding a silver haired screaming child. "Mommy! Mommy! Don't leave me!" the kid screamed at the top of his lungs. He was holding on his Mother tightly. (His Mother is Jenova lol). Kadaj please! Your brothers are way behind, probably still in the car! Please, let go I have to GO!" his Mother said. She grabbed a hold of him by the neck, and sat him on the ground quickly. She ran out the door, slamming it. Kadaj crawled back to the door, sobbing. "MOMMY!" he screamed. Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent stared at him with confusion. "Hm. Pathetic. Sobbing over his Mother leaving him here for three freakin hours," Vincent said.

Then, the door was kicked open forcefully, sending Kadaj flying across the room, crashing into the little round table. It was two other silver haired guys, probably Kadaj's brothers. "Brother!" said one of them. He had short silver hair, it was ruffled at the top like Donald Duck's bottom. (Lmao). Kadaj stood up weakily, rubbing his head. "WHAT!" he yelled. "The way you were screaming and yelling, clutching onto Mother was ridiculously childish," said the other one. He had long silver hair. "Well that stupid bitch of a Mother left me in this hellhole!" Kadaj yelled.

"I will not have you refer to Mother that way!"

"You meanie!" the other one said. Kadaj then tackled his brothers, and they got into a fight. "Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo," said Vincent. "Huh?" said Tifa.

"I've heard of them. Other than Sephiroth, they're the meanest bullies in the town. If you get on their good side, you're lucky."

"Wow.." Then, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo stopped fighting. "Who the hell are you all?" Kadaj asked forcefully. "Cloud!" Cloud said.

"Tifa!" Tifa said. Vincent just stared. "I can't read minds!" Kadaj snapped at him. Vincent shook his head. "Vincent. Vincent Valentine," he said. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo sat down in a row next to each other. "This should be fun," said Loz.


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