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Chapter Four:

Sephiroth walked into the classroom, towering above the frightened kids. He was the biggest bully in all of Midgar. Cloud was most intimidated by him. Kadaj was in a corner, whimpering in fear. Sephiroth looked around, smiling to himself. "Pitiful mortals," he said. Reno stood up. "Uh, technically Vincent is not a mortal!" he said. Sephiroth glared at him with a gaze that made Reno yelp and sit back down on the floor. "Tell me, where might I find this Cloud Strife?" said Sephiroth. Cloud was standing behind Vincent, a little scared. Sephiroth noticed the blonde haired toddler, and gently pushed Vincent out of the way with his sword. Sephiroth towered over the smaller toddler.

Cloud was a little shaken, staring up at the big kid who stood tall in front of him. "Stop being a bully!" Tifa yelled. Sephiroth didn't look at her. He towered over Cloud. "Remember when you took my cookie while I wasn't looking at the playground that one time?" he said. Cloud trembled, and nodded. Sephiroth smiled and held his sword in a defensive stance. "It's payback time," he said. Cloud took out his sword, trying to look fearless. "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Reno started chanting.

"Shut up, Reno!" Yazoo snapped. "Yeah, ya bastard," Cid said, closing one eye and putting another toothpick in his mouth. "Cloud, be careful!" Tifa shrieked. Cloud nodded in her direction. Sephiroth was the first to make his first move. He clashed his sword against Cloud's. They moved around the room, clanging their weapons together. Everyone watched in awe. After a few more minutes of fighting stupidly, Kadaj jumped out. "This is fucking dumb!" he said.

"Shut up, it's just getting good!" Loz said, staring with wide eyes. Kadaj frowned and smacked him in the face. "Ow!" Loz cried, holding his cheek. "You're gay, aren't you?" Kadaj snapped, putting his little hands on his hips. Loz's eyes filled with tears. "Shut up, leave me alone!" he screamed. "Um, excuse me! We're trying to watch a fight here!" Yuffie said. Cloud and Sephiroth stopped.

It was quiet. No one knew what to do. "Um..." said Rude. They could all tell that it was getting uncomfortable in the room. Just then, someone did the unthinkable. Reno ran up behind Sephiroth, and started tickling him. Sephiroth's face turned bloodshot, and started laughing very hard. Everyone was shocked. No one ever expected anyone to dare and do something like that. "Tickle fight!" Yuffie hollered, and everyone but Cloud, Vincent, and Lucrecia, and Kadaj started tickling Sephiroth with Reno. "Imbeciles," Vincent muttered. Neither of them knew what to say. "Hojo! Stop this nonsense, you're embarrassing me!" Lucrecia shouted, throwing a crayon to the floor. Hojo turned around. Lucrecia sighed. "This is foolish!" she said, turning her back to all the chaos that was happening in the room, walking to the bookshelf and grabbing a book to read. "Look what you've done, you ass!" Vincent yelled at Hojo.

Hojo glared at him. "You stay away from my Lucrecia," he said. Vincent glared back as Hojo turned back around. Vincent flicked him off. "This shit needs to stop!" Kadaj ordered, stomping over to the mob that was tickling Sephiroth. Then, he unsheated his Souba, and threw it high over the group. Yuffie looked up, noticing the Souba's sharp ends coming down to all of them. "Watch out!" she yelled, making everyone look up. They all moved out of the way before Kadaj's Souba could pierce their skin. The Souba stuck into the ground, Kadaj stomped over to retrieve it. He grabbed it. "You're all stupid imbeciles!" he yelled, stomping away.

Sort of a weird ending but...