Alright! Let's get started with reviews, shall we? (kicks Sugar out of 2nd story window) LOVE YOU, BOOGER!
Lady Inari: FIRST REVIEW ON SECOND CHAPPIE! YOU GET KISAME'S CLOAK! ...AND KISAME PLUSHIE PLUSH AND BOX OF COOKIES! (throws Kisame's cloak, plush and cookies) Would you like to have an Akatsuki member? O.o We don't need them all...eh, go ahead and just take Kisame. :D (attempts to throw tied up Kisame) UURRRRGGHH-- CATAPULT TIME! (catapults Kisame to Lady Inari)
Okay, since I don't like anyone to lose, I hijacked the Akatsuki cave and made Deidara make cloaks for everyone. (Kicks Deidara) XD But they aren't Kisame's favorite cloaks, so Lady Inari still wins. Then I stole Deidara and Itachis' cloaks. Now I am rolling around in them on the floor. HAHAHAH!
Invader-Nehima: YEAH! (throws cloak) Go scare like there's NO TOMORROW:D And I don't know who "Sukiko" is, but Sakiko says she's sleepy...(shoots Sakiko with tranquilizer)...(Sakiko faints)...(stuffs her body in closet)
Hikaru Setsuno: WOOOOOOOOO! (throws cloak) I'm glad you liked it...A WHOLE BUNCH!
Lady Awesome: Yesh! (throws Kiba's Jacket)...take Akamaru while you're at it too :D (throws Akamaru) Yay! I liked Kisame's random ramble session. XD That was much fun to write!
Reject From The Back Of The Bus: YAY! WOOT AKATSUKI ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLZZZZZZZZZ! (throws cloak) And no, I haven't noticed. XD I'm way too stupid to realize that it is a paintbrush bandage sword. I just wantd my tree to come in XP
Feel the wrath of Rin: Yeah, Kisame talking to Samehada confused Tay much! Hooray that it's really really funny! (throws cloak)
happychica: YOU DID:O So did I! Except I talked to my teddy bear and then to my cats. Bear answered back, but Sugar Milly and Abby just don't listen to me! XD (throws cloak) Don't worry, Naruto-kun will NOT disappoint!
Disturbed Little Orchid: AH I LOVE YOU TOO! (hugs and gives cloak) You weren't gonna read it? (cries) Haha, I'm just kidding. Am I really your hero? (shines) OOOOOOHHH...NO BELIEVE IT! (falls over) NARUTO, I'LL KILL YOU!
gclp: Yeah, psychos RUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLEEEE! (gives cloak and cookie)
twitchy-chan: AAAHH! BUT YOU GET YOUR OWN CLOAK! (throws cloak in face) Yay no squirrels. XD I hope you like Naruto-kun's! And you go to therapy too? I'M NOT ALONE! But I like going to Mrs. Blandino. She's really nice. :)
A Dallop a Daisy: WOOO! Please don't fret, Neji and Gaara and Mr. Teddy are COMING! (throws cloak) I can't upload .docs either! X.X I have to do everything on Notepad for it to upload...AAHHHHHH...
PurpleNek0: The squirrels have saved another! (throws cloak) And I'm ALWAYS (shines brightly) WILLING TO TAKE IDEAS!
AH MY GOD THERE ARE 13 REVIEWS! (screams bloody murder)
LET'S GET STARTED!
Tay: Naruto-kun, you can come in now! (pulls hair back into ponytail)
Naruto: Er, are you sure you're okay because I'm a little worried abo--
Tay: NONSENSE! I'm A-okay! (pulls Naruto in)
Naruto: Uh-huh...BELIEVE IT!(sits down)
Tay: Okay, Naruto. How are you feeling today?
Naruto: I have morning sickness and my stomach hurts REALLY bad...believe it.
Tay: (O.O)
Naruto: What?
Tay: (sweat drops) NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL, THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL! (puts hands up defensively)
Naruto: (shrugs)If you say so.
Tay: Before I forget, I told Sasuke that I want a Sasunaru baby named after me! Either "Tay" or "Adele"
Naruto: Believe it...can men even have babies?
Tay: YES! MEN CAN! By the MIRACLE OF IMAGINATION AND PEANUT BUTTER I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Naruto: Wait, what!
Tay: (shoves Sasuke doll in Naruto's face) YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!
Naruto: (pushes Sasuke doll away) WHAT THE H--- ARE YOU DOING!
Tay: MY EARS! THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN! (holds ears)
Naruto: All I said was he--
Tay: (covers Naruto's mouth) But they can HEAR US. They want to take our precious...
Naruto: NOOOOO PRECIOUS RAMEN! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: Okay, okay. Naruto-kun, I have noticed that you have an...abnormal...obsession with ramen. Why is this?
Naruto: Well, it all started when I was 7. I was a street-urchin, believe it.
Tay: (takes notes) Yes.
Naruto: And since I couldn't afford to buy anything 'cos Iruka wouldn't give me any money, I went to the ramen stand for AAAALLLLLLLLL of my food 'cos that was the cheapest place, believe it! The guy there would never give me my ramen though, so every meal I got, I kicked him in the nuts and ran away with a bowl of ramen. BELIEVE IT!
Tay: Interesting...what became of the ramen vendor? (drinks can of Cola that magically appeared in her hand)
Naruto: I kicked him in the nuts so many times he had to have major surgery. Then he thought he was too ugly, believe it,so he got a major plasticsurgery done on his face.Last I heard he's Sasuke's emo leader.
Tay: (chokes on Cola) Orochimaru!
Naruto: YEAH! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: HOLY.
Naruto: Speaking of Orochimaru, isn't he going through a ph--
Tay: Yeah...thinks he's Tsunade obaa-chan.
Naruto: ...BELIEVE IT!
Tsunade: WHAT THE F---!
Tay: (faints)
Tsunade: What's with her?
Naruto: She apparently doesn't like cursing. Better take the chance now to curse all you want, believe it.
(Insert curse fest here)
Tsunade: Okay, bye, brat! (walks out)
Naruto: Bye, Tsunade-obaa! (waves)
Random Army of Squirrels: CHUUUUUUUUUUU! (run in and revive Tay)
Tay: Wow...what happened?
Random Army of Squirrels' Leader: CHUUUU CHUCHCUCHCU KYFUSEURNKFSAKSOWEUUUU!
Tay: ...what?
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Tay: Oh, I forgot you were there, Naruto-kun! (burns army of squirrels)
(insert many burning squirrel screams right here)
Naruto: Believe it, that was HORRIBLE.
Tay: No duh. (pokes dead squirrel)
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (smacks Naruto) STOP IT, YOU IDIOT!
Naruto: Fueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn...(cries)
Tay: (sighs) Ugh. Ramen? (holds out bowl)
Naruto: Thanks! (kicks Tay in...groin area)
Tay: Ow, that kinda hurt. Glad I'm not a guy...
Naruto: Sorry, bad habit. (slurps ramen)
Tay: On with it. Naruto, what is your drea--
Naruto: TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: Iwouldn't have everguessed. What was your childhood like, Naruto-kun?
Naruto: Why do you add a "kun" at the end of my name?
Tay: 'Cos it's a habit.
Naruto: Oh...my childhood was...(shifty eyes)...THE BEST! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (smacks) THE TRUTH, YOU SPINKLEBINDER!
Naruto: (bursts into tears) I HATED IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! NO ONE LOVED ME...I HAD NOWHERE TO GO AND NO FRIENDS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (fetal position)
Tay: (pats back) It's okay, you little emo kid.
Naruto: (sniff) I'm...(sniff) not emo...(hiccups)
Tay: You had no friends, everyone hated you, you had no home, you always wear a mask, you had to kick a child-molester ramen vendor in the nuts 3 times a day every day for years, and to top it off you have an emo for a boyfriend. He must be rubbing off on you!
Naruto: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH...(cries more) YOU'RE RIGHT!
Tay: And that's why I have this job. (nods)
Naruto: But how do I get...(hiccups)...un-emo?
Tay: (cocks shotgun) It's time for Sasuke to go the way of Old Yeller.
Naruto: WITHOUT KILLING SASUKE, PLEASE! (grabs Tay's sweater)
Tay: Oh...uhh...tell Sasuke to lose his emo friends and buy a motorcycle.
Naruto: What's a motorcycle?
Tay: (smacks Naruto)
Naruto: STOP IT! BELIEVE IT, I WILL HURT YOU!
Kyuubi: I'm hungry.
Tay: (Oo)
Naruto: (pokes belly) Kyuubi, just have some more of that thing in my head.
Kyuubi: Okay.
Tay: ...your brain? Man, no wonder you're so stupid. (shrugs)
Naruto: Huh?
Tay: Do you know who your parents were?
Naruto: No...
Tay: Would you like me to tell you who your father was? I have no idea who your mom was.
Naruto: TELL ME, PLEASE! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (whispers untypable mumbles in Naruto's ear)
Naruto: OH MY GOD, HIM!
Tay: (nods)
Naruto: And he was the...
Tay: (nods more)
Naruto: AND NOW HE'S LEADER OF--
Tay: (covers mouth) Remember the precious. They can't hear us discussing this...
Naruto: Do you...know anything else believe it?
Tay: You have a s--(mumbles more into Naruto's ear)
Naruto: I DO! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (nods and whispers more things I can't translate)
Naruto: SHE WORKS FOR HIM, OF ALL PEOPLE, BELIVE IT!
Tay: (nods) It's just WEIRD, right?
Naruto: Believe it.
Tay: That's like...the only time you've used "believe it" in an actual way.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (kicks Naruto's nuts)
Naruto: OWWWWWWWWW! (doubles over in pain)
Tay: Haha. Okay, Naruto, who's your hero?
Naruto: BELIEVE IT! The Fourth Hokage, m--
Tay: DON'T SAY ANYMORE, I KNOW!
Naruto: ...okay...(dramatic pause)
Tay: ...
Naruto: ...
Tay: (sticks pinky in ear)
Naruto: (chews hair)
Tay: (looks at finger) ... (wipes pinky on Naruto's jacket)
Naruto: THAT'S DISGUSTING! BELIEVE IT!
Tay: Oh, now the emo's going prep?
Naruto: I'M NOT EMO, BELIEVE IT! I'M GONNA BE THE HOKA--
Tay: (smacks)
Naruto: STOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT! (smacks Tay)
Tay: OH NO YOU DI-N'T!
Naruto: BITCHSLAPPED!
Tay: MY EARS THEY ARE MEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG!
Naruto: Do you have any food? I can't hear myself think...
Tay: (hands bag of Fritos)
Naruto: I don't like Fritos..
Tay: NEITHER DO I! (throws bag of Cheetos)
Naruto: I don't like Cheetos...
Tay: OMG that rhymed.
Naruto: ...?
Tay: (throws random bag of chips)
Naruto: Thanks much.
Tay: No problem. Naruto, who's your best friend?
Naruto: Sasuke! (hugs Sasuke doll from waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the beginning of the chap)
Tay: (cries) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...
Naruto: What!
Tay: BUT I THOUGHT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS! (cries into hands)
Naruto: Believe it, you should go to a shrink yourself.
Tay: I do!
Naruto: Are you even GOING, believe it!
Tay: I am, but not a lot lately.
Naruto: That must be why you're breaking down so much, believe it.
Tay: (throws burnt squirrel at Naruto) STOP SAYING BELIEVE IT!
Naruto: ACK! IT'S ALL POKEY! MY FACE, MY FAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEE! (runs around screaming) BELIEVE IT!
Tay: (picks up couch) I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Paramedic: So, how did it happen again?
Tay: He was REEEEEAAALLY starting to bug me though!
Paramedic: ...right. He was pushing your buttons, so you threw a couch on him and broke his right arm and leg. Not to mention over HALF OF HIS BRAIN IS MISSING.
Tay: Now THAT wasn't my fault! You see, Kyuubi was hungry an--
Paramedic: Sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate your license.
Tay: (shifty eyes)
Paramedic: Miss Smith, YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE.
Tay: (pulls out shotgun)
Paramedic: WHAT THE F--
BOOM!
Tay: No one takes my license. (blows smoke off tip like in the movies)
Naruto: Nnnnggh...(twitches)
Tay: wonderful, Naruto-kun. (takes out cell and dials number) Hey, Sasuke?
Sasuke over phone: Yeah?
Tay: WHOA, THIS IS YOUR NUMBER?
Sasuke over phone: Uh...yeah?
Tay: I could TOTALLY SELL THIS OVER THE INTERNET! I'LL MAKE MILLIONS!
Sasuke over phone: If you aren't going to tell me--
Tay: WAIT! I need you to come and take Naruto back to his apartment...he kinda got into..ahh...(whispers into phone)
Sasuke over phone: ...I can't hear you
Tay: (whispers louder)
Sasuke over phone: WHAT?
Tay: I BROKE HIS ARM AND LEG AND HE IS MENTALLY IMPAIRED, SO COME PICK HIM UP, YOU DUCK!
Sasuke over phone: Oh, S---!
Tay: MY EARS CAN'T TAKE IT! (faints again)
(SASUKE TO THE RESCUE!)
(...is the music here?...)
(derrr...music...uhh...there isn't any yet...)
(...WHERE THE FLIPPIN GOOSE IS THE MUSIC?)
Tay: SAKI-CHAN! RESCUE MUSIC!
(crickest chirp)
Tay: SAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!
Sakiko: OH, RIGHT!
(Insert random hot duck-butt hair emo to the rescue music here)
Sasuke: Naruto! What did that bitch do to you!
Naruto: Nnnghh...Sa...suke?
Sasuke: (leans over) Yes?
Naruto: You...
Sasuke: (leans over more) What is it?
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: (farts)
Sasuke: ...?
Naruto: ...YOU FUCKING PERVERTED EMO! (punches)
Sasuke: (gets punched and blacks out from loss of blood)
Naruto: (dusts self off) And DON'T COME NEAR ME until you've STRAIGHTENED UP THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS!
Sasuke: (twitches violently)
Naruto: Idiot. BELIEVE IT. (walks off)
Well! Naruto-kun gets the last word 'cos Sasuke's to punched and perverted to get up and my ears are bleedin' like there's no tomorrow.
How was it, dear reviewers? I thought this was was SO MUCH FUN to write! XD
Okay, it won't be a competition, but whoever reviews gets...uhhh...
A LOCK OF NARUTO'S HAIR! I snipped it off when he was twitching under the couch. Got quite a lot, actually. His mop of hair just poofed out the more I clipped...O.o Friggin weird.
AND COOKIES!
Gaara: MINE! (makes move for cookies)
Tay: (slaps Gaara) NEXT CHAPTER, GAARA THE FUZZY-BOOGLE TEDDY LOVER!
Gaara: (cries)
Tay: AH! (hugs Gaara)
Gaara: HA! (stabs)
Tay: (X.X)
