(gasps) Here he is...ah...ITCHY! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! (itches) Itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy! (cries) I DUN LIKE THE ITCHHHHHHHH...
Ah. Sorry sorry much sorries for posting late! TT I'm sick...ehhhhhh...vury sick...-melts to floor- I'M MELTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
REVIEWS! I had to make a new friggin folder in my mail account...OAO
Lady Inari: OMG YOU'RE FIRST AGAIN! Ish Kisame happy? I hope so...nah, really I don't care if he's okay or not. XD If you want Itachi he'll have to "divorce" me...HAHAHHA! Itachi: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE MARRIED! Tay: SHUDDUP! (throws tractor)
Superior Steel: OAO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO SUE! (cocks trusty shotgun) I WON'T GO TO THE HAPPY HOUSE! (shoots) Oh...crap...SQUIRRELS! (army of squirrels run in and revive)
happychica: Was...I doubted? ;-; Oh, and Naruto punched Sasuke 'cos if you remember when Naruto went through that emo phase I told him to knock some sense into Sasuke...YAAAY!
A Dallop A Daisy: Yes, don't we all? XD Neji is NEXT chapter...you be included in next chappie, okee dokee:D
the most OOC writer around: AH, LADY INARI DID GET FIRST AGAIN! XD Don't fret! (pats back) YOU ALL GET HAIR WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! HAHAAHHAHHAAHA!
gclp: He'll get over it. XD I need Hinata back...on chapter...what am I on now...4...5...6! I need Hinata-chan back on chapter six. :D (catapults tied up Hinata to gclp) HAVE FUN, HINATA-CHAAAAAAAAN! (waves)
Lady Awesome: Ah, no Akamaru? (steals Akamaru back from Kiba) Kiba: WHAT? Tay: (pitches Akamaru off magical cliff that just poofed there) WOOOO! Here's his jacket! (throws Naruto's jacket to Lady Awesome) ...HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS JACKETS! (throws bundle of jackets to Lady Awesome)
Spartan 137: Really truly:O I feel LOVED!
Invader-Nehima: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EMOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!...oooooh...I can imagine the rescue music. XD That's FUNNY. ...Naruto clones...(scratches chin)...eenteresteeng...POTATOES! (throws potato in Invader-Nehima's face)
PurpleNek0: I LIVE! (dances) Um...I'll see if I can get him to wear it...might be kinda hard...(shifty eyes)
Reject From The Back Of The Bus: (screams) COCOA PUFFS! ONE OF MY WORST WEAKNESSES! OMG YOU CAN BE MY CO-CREATOR OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! XD Okays, one is Tay -my first name-, one Noraku -your name-, and one Adele -'cos that's my middle name-. YAY! (hugs) CO-CREATORRR! WE SHALL MAKE SASUKE AND NARUTO HAVE THE MOST BESTEST BABIES EVERRRRRRR FROM A YAOI COUPLE!1
twitchy-chan: OMG YOU LOOK SO AWESOME IN THAT CLOAK! (snaps picture) I'm like you. I have like...an extremely high IQ but I'm plopped down on my bum writing this crap. XD (reads review again) ...AAAAAAAHH! I SO SORRY! (grabs leg) NEJI COMING NEXT, PINKY PROMISE OF HAPPY! ...I NEED THE CHARACTERS BACK FOR THEIR CHAPPIES, D'OKAY!
Spaz and Twitch: ...NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE! (pokes) Haha. NANINANINANINANINANINANINANI...NANDEEEEEEE!
Hikari Aki: ;-; R-really! (squeals) And you are the NEWEST MEMBER OF THE HAPPY AWESOME MAGICAL AKATSUKI! (confetti) RANDOMNESS ISLAND AHOY! (stabs self) ...owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWW! (squeezes brains out) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE! I'M SO HAPPY NOW! XD
Okay, Lady Inari, sorry but it wasn't a competition, 'cos everyone wins! XD But you get...ANOTHER AKATSUKI MEMBER! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (puts tied up Itachi on rocket) IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE, ITACHI-KUN! (rocket zooms off toward Lady Inari) I didn't need him anymore. He has bored me. XD Everyone else! COOKIES AND NARUTO'S HAIR! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (throws cookies and hair into air) ...AH THERE'S HAIR IN MY EYEEEEEEEE! (screeches)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARA :D
Tay: Gaara-kun, are yo--
Gaara: (bursts in through window)
Tay: (O.O)
Gaara: Where are my COOKIES?
Tay: Ah...funny story..see, I wanted to give the reviewers something more so--
Gaara: MR. TEDDY, ATTACK! (throws Mr. Teddy)
Mr. Teddy: ...
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (screams) GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF! (trips on the magical pebble of tripiness) Ow...
Gaara: WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!
Tay: (gives box of cookies shakily) H-h-here!
Gaara: (swipes box) COOKIES!
Tay: (holds clipboard up in front of face) G-Gaara, what was your childhood l-like?
Gaara: ...you sound like that sissy Hinata. (throws cookie at Tay's head)
Tay: (squeaks) WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE, GAARA?
Gaara: I gots a raccoon thingy put in me...lalalala. Just like Naruto! (grins)
Tay: (shocked) Did you just GRIN!
Gaara: (poops) ...EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH! (rolls on floor making poop stain carpet)
Tay: JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS!
Gaara: No one liked me...everyone called Gaara "Monster" and threw rocks at meee! Mum and Dad hated Gaara, Temari and Kankuro don't UNDERSTAND GAARA! (cries) CRAZY LADY CAME AND STOLE MY EYEBROWS!
Tay: I already know that part, I wrote that story.
Gaara: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEE! (shakes Tay)
Tay: (shrugs) I was bored.
Gaara: GAARA HAS NO EYEBROWS NOW! (flings poop all over room)
Tay: Hey, it's not ME who made it so you didn't, that's just my story. Masashi Kishimoto, the genius creator of Naruto, made it so you didn't have any!
Gaara: ...(evil Gaara grin)
Tay: ...
Gaara: (evil Gaara laugh)
Tay: ...O...OH NO, GAARA, YOU ARE NOT THINKING THAT!
Gaara: ..(shifty eyes)...MR. TEDDY, ATTACK!
Tay: NO, NO NO NO NO! DON'T TAKE HALF OF LEE'S EYEBROWS!
Gaara: Huh...Gaara was gonna make Kishimoto change all Gaara's pictures to have eyebrows, but...THAT'S GREAT IDEA!
Tay: (slaps Gaara) Gaara-kun! You will NOT leave this room until we have finished our session!
Gaara: Aw, man! (pouts)
Tay: (O.O) POUTING GAARA! (takes picture)
Gaara: What's that?
Tay: This is a camera!
Gaara: ...(flings Mr. Teddy at wall)
Tay: AH MR. TEDDY IS ALL POOPY NOW!
Gaara: (pulls out another teddy) GENERAL FLOPPKINS! SAVE MR. TEDDY! (flings General Floppkins at wall)
Tay: (takes notes)
Gaara: GENERAL FLOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS! IT'S TOO STRONG FOR THEM! RETREAT, MY TEDDIES, RETREEEEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTTTT! (grabs teddies off wall)
Tay: Gaara, are the teddies okay? (reaches out)
Gaara: (smacks Tay) NO TOUCHIES!
Tay: Gaara...would you like to look like Mr. Teddy and General Floppkins? (grins)
Gaara: ...YESH! (jumps up)
Tay: (pulls out Panda Suit) Courtesy of a faithful reviewer, PurpleNek0!
Gaara: (leaves room)
Tay: ...
(silence...SILENCE MUST BE HEARD!)
(liek zomfg. I cannot hear anything.)
(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Tay: Are you done yet, Gaara-kun!
Gaara: (walks in room with panda suit on)
(DOO-DEE-DOO! TA-DA MUSIC HERE!)
Tay: Holy crap, Saki-chan got it right!
Sakiko: (death glare toward Tay)
Tay: ...what?
Gaara: It's HOOOOOOOOT GAARA HOT GAARA HOT GAARA HOT!
Tay: (stuffs ice in Gaara's panda suit)
Gaara: (screeches)
Tay: Gaara-kun, what is your dream?
Gaara: (simmers down) To rule teddy world!
Tay: I see, I see. (takes notes) Can I poke you, Gaara-kun?
Gaara: (O.O) Gaara no wanna be poked.
Tay: Pretty please? (pouts)
Gaara: (backs away) GAARA NO WANNA BE POKED!
Sephiroth: (prods Gaara with sword) I have a sword, you don't. Haha.
Tay: SEPHY-KUUUUUUUUUUUNN! (glomps)
Gaara: MR. TEDDY, DESTROY THE INTRUDER!
Mr. Teddy: (stares blankly)
Sephiroth: (screams like little girl) IT'S BURNING A HOLE THROUGH MY BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIN! (runs away)
Tay: Aw, MAN! Gaaaaaaarrrraaaaaaaa! That was my chance to kiss Sephy!
Gaara: Gaara get anymore questions?
Tay: Oh, right. Golly, I don't know what's wrong with me! I'm always getting side-tracked! Okay, but Gaara, what do you think of when I say, "TEDDY"
Gaara: GAARA WILL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE! (shines in almighty blinding glory)
Neji: ACK! (dies again)
Squirrel #923465128736842754: KYUUUUU! (revives Neji)
Daisy: (soaks Neji's underwear in orange juice) FUFUFUFUFUFUFU!
Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (faints)
Squirrel #43858658: MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (rips Neji's ear off)
Tay: NEJI, WILL YOU JUST GO! He's all yours, Twitchy-chan! (kicks off to Twitchy)
(squirrels run away)
Tay: Gaara, if I gave you the choice of...Neji or Lee...which would you choose to love and cherish forever?
Random Yaoi fangirls: (eat popcorn and stare)
Gaara: ...(whimpers)...Gaara not ready for relationship yet! (uber cute innocent pose)
Gaara fangirls: (swoon)
Tay: (takes 14351357 pictures) Gaara-kun, who's your best friend?
Gaara: MR. TEDDY AND GENERAL FLOPPKINS! ...AND NEJI AND LEE!
Random Yaoi Fangirls: OMG IT'LL BE A THREESOME! (group faint)
Tay: ...my ears...I want them to be torn off...BUUUUUUUUUUUUT. I'm a yaoi fangirl myself, so...(falls over)
Gaara: I'm tired...(rubs eyes)
Tay: (snaps many more pictures) Gaara-kuuuuuuun! What is it like to live in the happy house?
Gaara: Too white. But Gaara really like happy jacket!
Tay: Aww! Tay like happy jacket too! (hugs Gaara) Makes me feel like I'm being hugged!
Gaara: No likey hugs...
Tay: (retreats) I'M SORRY! Uh...moving on! Gaara what is it l--
Gaara: KILL TEDDYZILLA!
Mr. Teddy: ...
Gaara: (gasps) AND MR. TEDDY SWOOOPS IN AND PUNCHES TEDDYZILLA! ZRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF! (bangs Mr. Teddy and General Floppkins together)
Tay: (takes notes)
Gaara: BING! TEDDYZILLA WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! AND...POOOOOOOOWWWWW! SUPERTEDDY WINS AGAIN!
Tay: (stares)
Gaara: Wanna play?
Tay: (throws fangirl at Gaara) NEXT QUESTION! Gaara-kun, what is it like being Kazekage?
Gaara: Gaara gets control over AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of village! (smiles)
Tay: (gapes)
Gaara Fangirls: (die of over-swoonage)
Squirrel Army: CH--
Tay: NO!
Squirrel Army: ...?
Tay: They're...fine the way they are...
Squirrel Army: (scamper off to revive other dead things)
Gaara: (picks up squirrel soldier and stuffs in mouth)
Tay: GAARA!
Gaara: (spits out)
Tay: Squirrels aren't healthy to eat, Gaara.
Gaara: Gaara didn't know that...Gaara ate lots of squirrels over past couple days.
Tay: Uh-oh.
Gaara: ...(whimpers)
Tay: (OAO) NONONONONONO, DON'T CRY, GAARA! Uh...uh...(holds up Mr. Teddy) MR. TEDDY WILL BE SAD IF YOU DO!
Gaara: MR. TEDDY! (grabs) No be sad...Gaara not cry if crying make Mr. Teddy unhappy.
Tay: Wow, that's like..the most mature thing you've said so far this interview.
Gaara: (glare)
Tay: (holds hands up) DON'T HURT ME!
Gaara: (strokes Mr. Teddy)
Tay: Gaara-kun, what do you think of...ahhh...(flips through pages)...sand?
Gaara: Gaara likes sandcastles! (bounces)
Tay: And Mr. Teddy and General Floppkins?
Gaara: They LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE sandcastles! (grins)
Tay: Aw, wonderful! (smiles)
Gaara: Mr. Teddy says...you're a slut.
Tay: (covers ears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!exclamation mark!1111111one1 NOT AGAIN!
Gaara: And General Floppkins says you need to seek help from Kiba...'cos...KIBA!
Kiba: What am I s'possed to do?
Tay: (hits with newspaper) BAD KIBA! OUTSIDE! BAAAAAAAAAAD! KIBA, NONONONO! (smacks and kicks out window)
Kiba: BARK! (splats on pavement)
Tay: (O.O...) I'll see you in your chappie, Kiba-kun!
Gaara: Gaara's lonely. (snuggles bears) All better!
Tay: Can I touch you NOOOOOOOW, Gaara-kun?
Gaara: (flings poop at Tay)
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH! IT'S ALL DRY AND CRUSTY AND SMELLY! (flails arms)
Gaara: BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!
Tay: Okay, that's IT! TIME OUT, GAARA!
Gaara: (cries)
Tay: Ah...a...ahh...(shifty eyes)
Gaara Fangirls: WHAT DID YOU DO! (random cracks of knuckles, growls, toe-picking, and mumbles heard throughout group)
Tay: (holds clipboard in front of face) NO! NONONO! IT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK!
Gaara Fangirl Leader: Hmph. It better not be, bitch.
Tay: MYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (rolls on...poopy floor)
Tay's Ears: (light on fire)
Tay: (screams)
Gaara: (spits on Tay's ears)
Tay: Thanks much! (collects spit in jar off of ears)
Gaara: ...ewwwwww...Gaara no likey that!
Tay: Umm...AH MY MIND! (holds head)
Gaara: (whimpers) What's wrong?
Tay: I just...saw this episode of the Outer Limits where this insane man revived his dead son and turned him into a robot and then he turned himself into a robot too! I DON'T LIKE ROBOTS! UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN! (bursts into tears)
Gaara: Umm...um..uh...a...JUST A SHOW! NOT REAL! Mr. Teddy and General Floppkins say so!
Tay: Okay, um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um. SATOSHI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (glomps Satoshi doll)
Gaara: Who's Satoshi?
Tay: Sorry about that, going through a obsessive streak. This month, it is SATOSHI FROM DN ANGEL! (grins)
Gaara: ...um...what's DN Angel?
Tay: Gaara, do you like Naruto?
Gaara: HE'S MY OTHER BEST FRIEND! (squeals)
Tay: OMG YOU JUST SQUEALED! DO IT AGAIN!
Gaara: ...?
Tay: Aw...(pouts)
Gaara: (squeals)
Tay: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE TO HEAR GAARA-KUN SQUEAL! (hugs)
Gaara: Think fast! (throws Mr. Teddy)
Mr. Teddy: (lands on Tay's face)
Tay: OOMPH!
Gaara: GO, FLOPPKINS! (throws General Floppkins)
Tay: (catches) Gaara-kun, I believe I have found the root to your problem!
Gaara: (tips head to side) Problem?
Tay: Teddy-bears. I believe when you were shunned away by everyone, you made...Mr. Teddy and General Floppkins your best friends. Now it's a little bit...obsessive.
Gaara: (punches Tay)
Tay: (sniff) GAARA-KUN, THAT H-H-HURT REALLY B-BAD! (cries)
Gaara: Gaara NOT obsessive!
Tay: BAD GAARA! (cries more) YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE! YOUR APPOINTMENT IS OVER, NOW GET OUT!
Gaara: ...(walks towards door)
Tay: (sniffle)
Gaara: (hugs Tay)
Tay: ...
Gaara: (hugs tighter)
Tay: ...(hugs)
Gaara: (waves and waddles out in panda suit)
Tay: (waves sadly)
Sakiko: EVERYBODY NOW! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (squeals)
LIKE OMG THAT WAS A TOTAL SOAP OPERA! (shoots computer)
Ah...it's 3:16 in the friggin morning...TT I'm tired, so gimmee a break PLEASE!
Reviewers get...PIRATE HATS! AND ROSES AND COOKIES! NO COMPETITION (sorry, Lady Inari)!
Next Chapter: NEJI! (See, Twitch:D I'm gonna do Neji-jiji! XD)
