AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PLEASE DON'T HATE ME FOR NOT UPDATING WITHIN A DAY! -cowers in corner crying- I'VE BEEN REALLY SICK LATELY! TTTT I'm so sorry soooooo sorry my wonderful readers...-cries more-

I feel horrible about not updating. :( Whenever I was going to take the chance to update, Mum came in and said if we didn't get off then we'd be grounded from the computer, and that would've delayed the post even MORE. So I obeyed, but I'M BACK! ...yet still sick...;;; But I'm trying to use all my willpower to write this. I'm depressed...maybe I should choose another time. Umm...I wanna make you people happy but I want to read Loveless and watch more Ouran High School Host Club! --...wah. Curses, foiled again.

Umm...OH! 1900+ hits:D But only 65 reviews which breaks my fragile little heart. Wahhhhhhh...SPEAKING OF REVIEWS:

the most OOC writer around: YEAH SOAP OPERA! I dunno why I made it like that 'cos I really do hate soap operas, but I had to put in a mushy-googely-spoo moment in there. :D I'm so glad you still like it!

Hikari Aki: SATOSHIIIIIIIIIII! (huggles doll) DON'T KILL LADY INARI PLEASE! Umm...ummumumumum...YOU GET SASORI! .;; He's just as good! (pushes Sasori on roller skates to Hikari Aki) ...maybe I will sneak you into one of my sessions...(evil smirk)...LICENSE! (throws license into Mordor) GO GET IT, FRODO!

Superior Steel: Huh...there might be something in the chips and food. O.O But who knows. Maybe they all just let out their true selves since it's just a simple therapy session.

PurpleNek0: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Neji does have some pretty weird issues, let me give you that sneak peak. He and TenTen use the same shampoo? Wow. Know wonder they're lusting after eachother. XD haha.

A Dallop A Daisy: Tay is glad Daisy like orange juice! But Tay will get Neji to like orange juice even if it kills Tay. (twinkle in eyes)

Invader-Nehima: PARROTS AND POTATO ZOMBIES! (screams and runs in circles) I'll try to get Neji's makeup to you before end of session...It might be tough, but...I got Gaara to put on a panda suit and I got Naruto to let out his emo side, so this should really be a cakewalk, I guess.

twitchy-chan: DON'T KILL SQUIRREL #43858658! I'll give you this pictures if you promise not to kill Squirrel #43858658...okay? (copies pictures and hands to Twitch)

Jinn Twins: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

foxes-n-blood-n-tears-never...: I'm gonna do them later. Right now I'm doing like...I guess you could say, "my favorite characters". Kakashi and Iruka are surprisingly not far up there. XD Did it creep you out? O.O

Lady Awesome: ...Would you like their shirts next? Just the guys though, I think the girls can keep their shirts..O.o But I'd love to see all the Naruto hotties running around trying to find something to cover themselves with. XD But then again, I'm just a lazy pervert. (throws Neji's shirt) HERE YOU GO! ...don't worry, Neji'll know that he's missing it...(shifty eyes and laughs)

Reject From The Back Of The Bus: YEAH! Cute wittle foxy-woxy bubbly fuzz cutie pies! (swoons) WITH FOX EARS AND SMALL LITTLE FOXY TAILS! OOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I guess Gaara is a mix between a raccoon and a panda...but that kind of scares me. O.o

Lady Inari: Ha. I know. I just felt like picking on someone. XD Poor Kisame-kun. (hits Kisame over head with spoon) SUCK IT UP, SHARK BOY!

mokomel: Yes he is. :) But he actually kind of...ran over a few old ladies on the way back to his big sandcastle so...O.O I'll be sure to mail him your cookies!

Haru'sbitch: Should I make the randomness off the charts:D That'd be awesome. I think I'll try adding more stuff in here.

Warning: Mild nut-kickage, bazooka violence, possibly-bipolar psycho therapist, fangirl exposions, insane guest appearances, underwear abuse, and much more..

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!


Tay: ...Neji?

(no answer)

Tay: Neji, are you out there? Umm...it's your turn now, I mean Gaara's gone, an--

Neji: (busts through wall) OLLY-OLLY-OXENFREEEEEEEEEEEEE! (shoots bazooka)

Tay: OH MY LORD! (ducks behind chips)

Tay's Computer: (explodes)

Tay: THAT COST ME A YEAR'S PAY! NEJI, WHAT THE HECK!

Neji: I thought you were Godzilla.

Tay: ...I'm a girl, I'm 5'5", and I speak English. Godzilla is a whosinwilfer, he's like...a bazillion feet tall, and he speaks Godzillian. HOW COULD YOU THINK I WAS GODZILLA, YOU IDIOT?

Neji: IT IS FATE THAT WE MEET, GODZILLA! (shines in almighty Neji glory)

Random Fangirls: (sigh)

Tay: I'm now Godzilla.

Neji: ...godzilla...(glares)

Tay: (steals makeup)

Neji: OMG!

Tay: CATCH, INVADER-NEHIMA! (tosses)

Invader-Nehima: (catches) YES! (hops away)

Neji: (cries)

Tay: ...lalalala...

Neji: Hey...where's my shirt?

Lady Awesome: (runs in covered in many jackets) MUAHAHAAHHAHHAA! I RULE THE NARUTO CLOTHING! (jumps out window)

Neji: (watery eyes)

Tay: AWWW NEJI! (gives towel)

Neji: (wraps towel around self)

Random Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOO! MORE SHIRTLESS NEJI!

Random Fangirl #64: I'm gonna do it!

Random Trio of Fangirls: No, it's too dangerous!

Random Fangirl #64: (steals towel)

Neji: GIVE ME BACK MY TOWEL!

Tay: (takes notes)

(insert fangirl gentle-fisting fest here)

Tay: (pours melted plastic in Neji's hair)

Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, LONG PRETTY BEAUTIFUL HOT SMOKIN' BEAUTIFUL ELEGANT SWOONY SPIFFY AWESOME SWEET DELICIOUS BEAUTIFUL EXPENSIVE GLORIOUS WONDERFUL MANLY BEAUTIFUL GAY HANDSOME LOVELY B--

Tay: I get the point. The problem's obviously your hair.

Daisy: (runs in room holding Neji's underwear) UNDIES!

Tay: ...and your undies.

Neji: Mr. Migglyboo!

Tay: Does EVERYONE name some inanimate object in this fanfic? Wait...this is a fanfic? Am...am I...(teary eyes)...REAL?

--

Man in Black #1: She knows too much.

Man in Black #2: Do it.

(bright flash)

--

Tay: I like pineapples...(hugs Neji's hair)

Neji: Give. Me. Back. My. UNDIES YOU B----!

Tay: HaHA! I got my ears curse word proofed during my last visit to the doctor! (strikes a pose)

Daisy: (soaks underwear in orange juice) I RULE THE ORANGE JUICE!

Neji: NOOOOOOO! IT'LL STAIN! (makes move for undies)

Daisy: MUAHHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA! (pours chocolate syrup in Neji's hair)

Tay: Ewwww...it looks like poo.

Daisy: Well, lets make it real poo! (grabs poo from wall ((with gloves)) and smears on Neji's head)

Neji: GAARA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! (screams bloody murder)

Tay: Haha.

Daisy: HahaHA!

Tay: HahahahahahaHAAA!

Daisy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Tay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile...

Neji: (cries) Hair...

Neji Fangirls: Aww, Neji-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Random Fangirl #Z: (hugs Neji) Neji, don't cry!

Neji: (gentle-fists fangirl)

Random Fangirl #Z: (flies off into oblivion)

Back to the Laugh-off between reviewer and authoress...

Daisy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tay: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA...HA HA HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. (faints)

Daisy: (falls over from over laughing)

Sakiko: (walks in) Pitiful. (throws Daisy out of broken window) Tay...

Tay: (snore)

Sakiko: (slaps Tay)

Tay: (drool)

Sakiko: Eww. (pries open Tay's eye) Wake up, Tay...

Tay: Mmmnhn...2 more minutes, Mum...(rolls over)

Sakiko: (takes out megaphone) WAKE UP, TAY!

Tay: HAWHAT! Oh. Neji...NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-JIIIIIII-JIIIIIIII!

Neji: Huh?

Tay: What is your opinion on being a lower class than Hinata?

Neji: MAIN BRANCH SUCKS. LET'S GO EGG THEM.

Tay: Awesome...

(insert Neji and Tay taking break to egg Main Branch House)

Tay: OH MY FRIGGIN LORD, THAT WAS FUN! (squeals)

Neji: (squeals)

Tay: (gasp) You sound like Gaara when you do that! DO IT AGAIN, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Neji: Then that would be $57.

Tay: (gapes)

Random Fangirls: WE HAVE MONEY! (wave money in air)

Neji: I only do one squeal per day, so NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH. (sticks tongue out)

Random Fangirls: (break down in tears)

Neji: There's a price to be sexy. (flips plastic chocolate Gaara poop filled hair)

Tay: Neji...stick your tongue out again.

Neji: ...?

Tay: It'll be FUN!

Neji: (sticks tongue out)

Tay: (touches) HA, STUPID FANGIRLS, I TOUCHED HIS TONGUE!

Random Fangirls: NOOOOO! (explode)

Squirrel Army: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (revive)

Neji: Tay...open sesame!

Tay: (opens mouth)

Neji: (pours boiling water on tongue)

Tay: (screams) WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS!

Neji: (shrugs) That's why I'm seeing you.

Tay: Oh...that's right. Your problem is undies and hair. I forgot. (taps pencil against head) Neji-ji-ji, do you like Gaara?

Neji: MIDGET!

Tay: ...?

Neji: What? ...Godzillaaaaaa? (evil grin)

Tay: NO I'M NOT GODZILLA! (defensive position)

Neji: Good.

Tay: Who is your BESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Daisy: (jumps back in) ME!

Neji: No. (snatches undies)

Daisy: (kicks in nuts) IDIOT!

Neji: OH S---! (falls over)

Tay: Hahahahahahhaah! I HAVE NO WEAKNESS NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will take OVER THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF A WORLD! (insert evil pose and laughter of your choice here)

Neji: (writes down s--- on paper and shows to Tay)

Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (blown away)

Neji: My best friend is...

Tay: (leans forward)

Neji: (takes breath)

Random Fangirls: (lean in)

Neji: (takes bigger breath)

Tay: (scoots toward Neji)

Random Fangirls: (gasp and lean in)

Neji: (takes REEEEEEALLY big breath)

Tay: (touches nose to nose with Neji)

Random Fangirls: (cry) Why is she so close to Neji-kuuuuuuun!

Neji: (flicks Tay in nose)

Tay: ACK! (holds nose)

Random Fangirls: (relief sigh)

Neji: HA! I WIN, GODZILLA! (triumphant pose)

Random Fangirls: (explode again)

Squirrel Army: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUUUU! (revive again)

Tay: HOW DO I PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M NOT GODZILLA!

Neji: ...(smirk)

Random Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOO NEJI, NOOOOO! (groups cry)

Tay: I canNOT get involved with anymore clients! I'm already happily married! ...even though I kinda sorta catapulted him off to a fangirl...

Lady Inari: HEY!

Tay: I-I MEAN A WONDERFUL REVIEWER! (hugs Lady Inari)

Lady Inari: Itachi is VERY happy with me and Kisame, thank you very much!

Neji: Ew, don't even THINK that! I mean, even if I was straight--

Random Fangirls: (explode)

Squirrel Army: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (revive)

Random Fanboys: OMG YAY!

Tay: Er...

Neji: --what's with them? Well, back to what I was saying; Even if I WAS straight, I could pick up WAAAAAAAAAAAY better chicks than you.

Tay: (whimpers)...(sniffle)...

Sakiko: (sighs and turns on music)

(insert tragic violin solo music here)

Tay: (hiccups)

Sakiko: (walks over and hugs Tay)

Tay: (hugs Sakiko and cries) SAKI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! NEJI SAID I'M AN AWFUL PERSON! I'M NOT SMART OR PRETTY OR HAPPY OR GIRLY OR ANYTHING! WHY CAN'T I JUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!

Neji: (sweatdrop) I just said I could pick up way better chicks, Godzilla.

Tay: NEEEEEEEEEJIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAATES MEEEEEEEEE! (sobs)

Sakiko: Neji, if you don't apologize she'll be like this the rest of the appointment.

Neji: Hmm...I guess I could deal with it. She's just crying.

Sakiko: (Sakiko's trademark Glare of DOOM)

Tay: (screeches)

Neji: (cringes) ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY, GODZILLA!

Tay: (sniffle)

Random Fangirls: NEJI! (cry)

Neji: You people don't get the treatment.

(insert fangirl limbs flying everywhere due to super-mega-explosion here)

Sakiko: ALL OVER MY FAVORITE OUTFIT, GOD! (storms out)

Squirrel Army: (gasp for breath) ...CHUU...UUU...UUUUUUUUUUUU...(revive)

Tay: N-Neji...(hiccup)...how w-was your relationship w-with your parents?

Neji: They BORED ME.

Tay: (regains composure) Okay, Neji, what was your childhood like?

Neji: THE BIRDS!

Tay: (screams)

Neji: (screams)

Orochimaru: (screams)

Tay: GET OUT OF HERE! (kicks out broken window) Man...I really need to get that thing fixed or at least get Gaara to use the door.

Gaara: (bursts in through chair)

Tay: WHAT THE HECK?

Gaara: I RULE BROKEN OBJECTS AND TEDDIES!

Tay: (stomps back into chair) YOU GUYS (stomp) ARE (stomp) SO (stomp) RUDE! (super stomp)

Gaara: Wooooooooooo! (squiggles into fluffy oblivion of chair)

Neji: (looks into chair) ...I wanna go too! (makes move to jump in)

Tay: (grabs arm ((he has no shirt, remember?)) and pulls back) You'll regret that later.

Neji: Aw, d---.

Tay: HA. You stupid curser.

Neji: (grabs paper and pencil)

Tay: NEJI NO!

Neji: (pauses)

Tay: Umm...one last question before you go.

Neji: (crumples up paper and smiles happily)

Tay: ...wait...(taps pen to head)...Oh, who would you make love to in Naruto: Gaara, TenTen, Lee, or Naruto?

Random Fangirls: (wide-eyed stares)

Random Fanboys: (cross fingers)

Squirrel Army: (get ready to revive exploded fans)

Neji: ...WHO TOOK MY SHIRT AND WHO TOOK MY EAR! (cocks bazooka)

Lady Awesome: 'TWAS ME ALL ALONG! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA! (runs in circles and out of room)

Squirrel #43858658: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs away with Lady Awesome)

Neji: GET BACK HERE, YOU SHIRT AND EAR STEALERS! (chases)

Random Fangirls, Fanboys, and Squirrel Army: (sigh)

Tay: ...I guess session's over then:D Yay! (leaps in joy)

Neji: DIE GODZILLA! (shoots)

Tay: MEEP! (jumps into hole in the chair)


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad child...I can't believe it took me this long to update. TT.TT No killing Tay. Tay doesn't like to be revived by squirrels.

I think next chapter MAAAAAAAAAAAAY just be a filler chapter, in which would be my adventure in the hole in the chair. I dunno, I'd need you guys to vote on whether to do it or not. (shrugs)

SOOOOOOO. WE HAVE A POLL!

Should I make a filler chapter about my adventure in the chair?

Choice A: YESYESYESYESYES!

Choice B: That's a stupid idea. Tay: (cries)

Choice C: I dunno.

Choice D: MOMBODOGFACEINTHEBANANAPATCHTANGOHEADFLOORCURVYSQUARE.

There's the poll. Choose wisely...it will change the fate of me (Tay)...FOREVER...(fog rolls in)

(coughs and swishes fog out of face) Saki-chan! Too much fog!

Sakiko: (groan)

Thank you, Saki-chan! Okay...in order to be inspired, guess what you, my wonderful amazing readers must do?

Neji: GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs towards Tay)

OH SNAP! REVIEW! (runs away)