Okay...many of you picked choice A or D...MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Choice D just so happened to be another version of...doo-dee-doo!...CHOICE A! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'm so happy you people actually acknowledged my poll...(tears of joy)...(cough) But. I have decided to make my adventure in the chair another story. Guess what it will be called? XD TAYTAY IN WONDERLAND! WOOOOOOOOO!
Haha. So, for the people really looking forward to Kiba's interview, I wanted to make them happy. This way, the people who want the Chair Adventure will get it, just not in this story, and the Kiba fangirls will get what they've been waiting for...
...I just rambled off and I lost my train of thought...ummmmmmmmm. Argh. Darn you memory loss...REVIEW REPLIES! YOU GUYS' FAVORITE PART, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
..wait...I need to sort the reviews...
(insert that doo-dee-doo-doo doo-dee-doo Jeopardy music here)
DONE!
Elvan Princess: YOSH! That's what I'm aiming for! Haha. And yes, I suffer from ADD. It really stinks...got it from Mum. And Hinata is coming in this chapter along with Kiba and Shino.
MiyonUchiha: FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY! YAY! I'm sorry I probably didn't update at the time you wanted...TT3TT Forgive me.
twitchy-chan: HOLY SHIZ THAT REVIEW WAS LONG! Haha. You're a fangirl...(shifty eyes)...(ties up Allen Walker and runs away)...go ahead and kill the squirrel. It has BORED ME. Just like Itachi...(shoots darts at Itachi)...BORING. Yayz. You are so random. XD You could be my...CO-CO-CREATOR! (trumpets sound)
EvilFuzzy9: (pats back) Don't be sorry. :) You're getting your chapter now, and that chapter will be in another story. (hugs)
PurpleNek0: YAY YOU'RE NOT MAD! (dances) Poll answer received...I'm a robot. (shoots laser beams out of eyes)...Hahahaahahha!
A Dallop A Daisy: ORANGE JUICE, YAAAAAAAY! (kicks out window)
mokomel: You never know...(smirk)..I can make him iarewngaeirngvfdamsexual for all I care. (laughs) I don't even know what that is. KIBA WILL COME! (points in random direction)
Lady Inari: A happy Akatsuki member is a...happy thing. :D They'd better be good. YOU HEAR THAT PRETTY-BOY AND SHARKMAN! (holds up spatula) Itachi and Kisame: (scream like little girls)
Invader-Nehima: PIE-BAZOOKA! (squeals) PIE ME! (stands up straight) ...You shall JOIN ME ON MY QUEST! In: TayTay in Wonderland! (sparkles)
Superior Steel: AYE, CAP'N CRUNCH! (throws food at Superior Steel) EAT TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT, FOOL! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! (evil laughter)
VixenOfDeath809: Aww, I'm not mad. :) I'm glad you're back on! XD Hmmmm...when should Orochimaru come? ...SATOSHI-KUN! (stabs Sasuke with pineapple and runs away with Allen & Satoshi) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! (glomps)
Mrs. Kyou Sohma: SQUIRRELS! I got that idea from watching a squirrel dig up acorns in my backyard. It looked like he was digging up a body...then I threw a rock at it, but I missed. Yayz. Sorry I can't promise the filler chap though. ;-; But it'll be another story, ne?
the most OOC writer around: SQUIRRELS WILL RULE US AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (sings opera) YAYAYAYAYAYAAY! You'll get...KAKASHI'S MASK WHEN HE COMES! XD I SHALL MAKE YOU WAIT! (dances)
Blizzaris: You shall be in THIS chapter...if that's alright. YOSH.And isn't that an awesome song! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Nightwish. They're a really good group.
happychica: D! MOMBODOGFACEINTHEBANANAPATCHTANGOHEADFLOORCURVYSQUARE:D Okayz! (hugs)
Reject From The Back Of The Bus: (nuzzles) Thankies. And you are...BRILLIANT! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA DRAW THOSE SASUNARU BABIES! (punches air) ...harem, eh? X3 (stuffs Allen and Satoshi in box and hides in hole)
Lady Awesome: XD I never knew I could make someone laugh so hard! (falls over) UNDIES! (throws Neji's extra undies at Lady Awesome) ...Kiba fangirl...(grins and runs away dragging box of bishies)
Hikari Aki: (catapults boxed Deidara) One Deidara, ready for glomping! Deidara: No I'm NOT! Tay: (tranquilizes) And here's a lock of Itachi-kun's hair. (hands lock) ...PARTY FOR SAKI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Sakiko: What was that? Tay: Uh...umm...er...(tranqulizes)
crazybritoutforevange: Neji has MANY fangirls, ne? XD As for me I really don't like Neji...weird...FANGIRL! HHAHAHAHHAHAH! Nah, I'm just being mean. :) It's good that you're unselfish! (pats head) I'm not selfish either! WE'RE TWINS! (dances more and kicks Neji to Neverland)
yuki akira: Would you like that for here or to go? And would you like some pickles...or cheese-its with that order?
Spartan 137: If it's funny...LAUGH LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (tranquilizes)
Spiritual Wolf: ...(cough)...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHLALAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh my death note, that was a lot of reviews. (faints) But...it makes me feel so good. ;-; Makes me feel loved...
ON WITH...KIBAHINATASHINONESS! ...yes, it's the whole team of them, got a problem?
Tay: Come in!
Kiba: (rides in on dog sled) MUSH! (whips random husky)
Shino: ASOEINFASDLKMFALSKMDFALSNDMMMM. (floats in through chair on giant beetle)
Tay: OH MY LORD! (hides behind clipboard)
Shino: (whimpers)
Hinata: (walks in)
Tay: HOLY! YOU JUST WALKED IN!
Hinata: ...?
Tay: That hasn't happened in SOOOOOOOOO long!
Hinata: u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uuasreatesf-gaergarsa-uummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...N-n-n-n-n-Naruto.
Tay: Shut up, Hinata, I've heard enough from you. (slaps) Now then. Team...!...(flips through papers)...Kurenai, right?
Kiba: HALLABALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOF! (rolls over)
Tay: ...Who let you inside, mutt?
Kiba: (whimpers and nuzzles Tay's leg) Can I PLEEEEEEEEASE stay in?
Tay: (sighs) Fine, fishhead.
Kiba: Shouldn't that be that shark dude's nickname?
Tay: (points to broken window)
Kiba: NOOOOOOOO! (hides behind Hinata)
Tay: Good. Shino, how are you?
Shino: Hmph.
Tay: YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING! O09IPLK! (squeals)
Hinata: W-w-w-w-well, I-i-i-i'm j-j-j-j-j--
Tay: SHUT IT, HINATA. (slaps again)
Hinata: EEP!
Tay: Now. (smiles sweetly) What was your latest mission, Shino?
Shino: hmm, hpmpmpmph hpmpmhpmpmhmmrpmmhpm hmphmhp emh e mhprmmh mh.
Tay: ...(squeals)...er...what was that again?
Hinata: H-h-h-he--
Tay: (throws broken computer at Hinata) HUSH! Kiba, can you translate for Shino?
Kiba: We went on a mission for this group of weird people to recover a shard of this gay pink jewel. This one guy kept spazzing out over some "Naraku" and hitting me, though, so we didn't complete the mission until this morning.
Inuyasha: What you losers GOT US was a cheap plastic TOOTHPICK.
Tay: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYY! INUYASHA! (glomps)
Kiba: It was a shard, I swear.
Tay: Don't swear, Kiba. I like to keep it...pure...in this room. (random wind blows through hair)
Tay fanboys: (swoon)
Tay: I have fanboys! (gapes) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! (pokes random fanboy #q3598y)
Random Fanboy #q35998y: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (spazzes out)
Tay: Ha...now this is what I call a harem...COME, MY SLAVE HUSBANDS! (motions fanboys forward)
Tay Fanboys: (come forward)
Tay: Now...FIND ME CAP'N JACK SPARROW! I MUST ADD HIMTO MY HAREM!(points west)
Tay Fanboys: (run off)
Tay: Hahahhaa.
Hinata: (coughs)
Tay: (glares) Hinata...(holds beer bottle)
Hinata: (hides under rock twitching violently)
Shino: HMMJMJMSOASDUHAS!
Tay: What?
Kiba: You drink?
Tay: No! I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY underage.
Kiba: Then how did you get this job if you're under 21? (eyes)
Tay: Ahem. Kiba, what would you do if I...(shoots puppy)
Kiba: ERK! (holds chest)
Tay: (smirk) Ah...heheheeeeeeeeeeeeh...I see. (shoots Akamaru)
Kiba: ...
Tay: ...? Akamaru means nothing to you?
Kiba: Nope.
Tay: Hn.
Sasuke: (slaps) THAT'S MY LINE.
Tay: Oh no it isn't, EMO TOMATO FAIRY. (throws random fanboy #e98aher)
Sasuke: (sniffles)...I...eh..ngh...(runs away crying)
Tay: Stupid friggin emo. Needs to go...(mumbles)...Naruto.
Shino: (barfs)
Kiba: (holds head) MY BRAIN IS MELTING!
Hinata: (eats fork)
Tay: Hinata-chan, those aren't good to eat at all. Forks taste funny.
Hinata: O-o-o-o-o-o-oh. (barfs up fork)
Tay: (pats head) I'll be nice to you like this if you don't speak out of turn, okay?
Hinata: (nods)
Kiba: (picks nose)
Hinata: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COOTIES! (screams)
Tay: (throws pen in Hinata's eye)
Hinata: (screeches)
Tay: (throws typewriter) I told you not to speak out of turn, Hinata. (glares)
Hinata: EE--(covers mouth)
Tay: Good girl.
Kiba: (wipes hand on Hinata)
Hinata: (muffles scream)
Tay: Now, Shino, what would YOU do if I...(squishes bug)
Shino: (clutches...ahem...lower regions...)
Tay: OH...THAT'S SICK!
Shino: (fixes glasses)
Kiba: HE TOUCHED HIS GLASSES WITH IT!
Shino: (wipes hand on Hinata)
Hinata's head: (explodes)
Blizzaris: REVIVE, MY SQUIRREL ARMY OF STRAWBERRIES! (points to Hinata's disembodied head)
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAWEORINGAOFSDUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (revive)
Hinata: (comes back to life) YAY!
Tay: (punches) Hinata, who do you like?
Hinata: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--
Tay: NEJI! THAT HEARTLESS TWIT! INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST...That's WRONG...except when it comes to Hikaru and Kaoru from Ouran HS Host Club...but that's twincest...but it's SOOOOOOOOOOO friggin HOT. (fans self)
Hikaru: Oh, Kaoru...(sparkles and embraces Kaoru)
Kaoru: (blushes)Oh, Hikaru...
Tay: SWEET BISHIE TWINCEST! (gasps and snaps photos)
Hikaru: (runs off with Kaoru)
Tay: ...or Kira and Maya! (looks eagerly toward door)
Door: ...(silence)
Tay: (snaps fingers) Shoot a barrel of monkeys. Okay...Kiba, who's your best friend?
Kiba: SHINO!
Shino: (dances)
Tay: And you, Shino?
Shino: MPMPHPMPEHRM!
Tay: Kiba, translate?
Kiba: (hugs Shino) ME!
Tay: OHMYDEATHNOTEKIBASHINONESS! (kicks Hinata under rock) DON'T COME OUT FOR 16 MINUTES, HINATA.
Hinata: YES! (hides under rock)
16 minutes later...
Hinata: I'm bac--
Kiba: (blush)
Kiba Fangirls: (explode)
Earl of the Millenium: MORE AKUMA! (turn into akuma)
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: WTF! (chomp Earl)
Blizzaris: YES, MY MINIONS! CHOMP HIM UNTIL THERE'S NO MORE!
Earl of the Millenium: HOLY! (flies away on umbrella)
Akuma: NEEEEEEEEGHEGHGHELELGLEHEGHHH!
Blizzaris: RETREAT!
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (run away)
Shino: (continues dancing)
Tay: NOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE MUST NOT KNOW! (stomps Hinata back under rock) There.
Shino: (dances more)
Kiba: Thank God.
Tay: She would've been all in our hair if she saw you two belly dancing. Phew.
Kiba: ...(dances with Shino)
Tay: HOLD IT! (smears Kiba with sour cream)
Shino: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (stuffs head in ground)
Tay: SHINO'S AN OSTRICH! (takes picture)
Kiba: (stuffs head in toilet)
Tay: Back to your canine instincts, eh, Kiba? (takes pictures)
Hinata: (skips out of rock) Lalalalaa...
Tay: (death glare)
Hinata: EEEEEEEEEEP! (hides under Kiba)
Tay: Hinata.
Hinata: YESSIR! (salute)
Tay: (punches) I'M A MA'AM! NOT SIR, YOU DOLT! (kicks)
Hinata: NEEEGH! (holds head)
Tay: WHAT'D YOU SAY, DOG!
Akamaru: BARK!
Tay: OLD YELLER, GET OUT! (shoots)
Akamaru: (flies into oblivion)
Akamaru fandogs: (howl)
Tay: (cocks gun) YOU WANT SOME A' THIS, YOU RATS?
Akamaru fandogs: (run away)
Shino: (takes head out of ground) Hm. (fixes glasses)
Tay: OHMIGOSH! (swoon of swoonies)
Shino fangirls: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLEEEEEEEEEE! (swoon)
Kiba: I want my jacket. (whines)
Tay: (gasps) OOSHYBOODLEFOO! (gaspgaspswoonfaintgaspgasp)
Lady Awesome: MUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! (jumps into chair)
Tay: Kuso. I need a vacation. (rubs head)
Hinata: (whispers under rock) I-I-I-I-I-I t-t-think I c-c-c-c-can g-get h-h-h-her.
Tay: (sits down and rubs temples)
Hinata: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now's m-m-m-my c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-chance!
Tay: (looks up)
Hinata: H-H-H-H-H-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH! (jumps into air)
Tay: (glare)
Hinata: (falls on face) MEEP! (hides in tuna can)
Kiba: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKET! (throws fit) JACKETJACKETPUPPYJACKET!
Tay: (stabs puppy)
Kiba: ERK! (holds chest)
Shino: (dances) Hmm...hmhmhmhmmmhhmhmhmhmhmmmm.
Tay: Shino, what is your opinion on Naruto?
Shino: Hmmmhhmhmhmhphhphhmhmhmhmhphmhmhm.
Tay: Kiba, translate, please?
Kiba: He's alright.
Tay: Good...Kiba, who would you pour weasel blood on out of the following: Naruto, Akamaru, Shino, Neji, Hinata, or random Kiba fangirl #348572394?
Kiba: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHHHHHH...
Random fangirl #348572394: (waves hand in air) OOOH, OOHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHH! (jumps up and down)
Tay: (throws dart in eye)
Random fangirl #348572394: (screams)
Kiba: Door number 8, Tom! (grins)
Tay: (beats over head with Akamaru) MY (pound) NAME ISN'T (poundpound) TOM!
Kiba: (falls over)
Sakiko: (falls asleep)
Shino: (falls off couch)
Tay: WATERFALLS! (grins)
Hinata: (mumbles)
Tay: THAT'S IT, HINATA! SAKI-CHAN, SEND IN (you can't read this, haha)!
Sakiko: Roger. (flips switch)
Tay: Quick! Kiba, Shino, TO THE POD.
Kiba and Shino: (run into THE POD)
Tay: (closes hatch) HAHAHAHAAHHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPERS! (puts gum in Shino's hair)
Shino: (squeak)
THE POD: (flies away)
--
The door opened revealing...
A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER.
--
Hinata: (screams)
Peanut butter: ...
Hinata: IT'S GOING TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (runs in circles)
PB: (silence)
Hinata: (screams more)
PB: (silence)
Hinata: (throws Sakura into wall)
Sakura: Oww...(faints)
Hinata: (screeches)
PB: (silence)
Hinata: (stops screaming) ...eh?
PB: (silence)
Hinata: (pokes)
PB: (silence)
Hinata: Whew.
Random Akuma: RAWR! (eats)
Hinata: (dies)
--
THE POD: (crashes into wall)
Tay: Can you guys BELIEVE Itachi actually did that!
Kiba: Man, that's WEIRD!
Shino: (nods head)
Tay: But it felt so GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Kiba: (laughs) Probably would)
Shino: (laughs)
Tay: OHMIGOSHSHINOYOU'RESOHOT! (glomps)
Random Akuma: (burps)
Tay: Thank you, Chomesuke.
Chomesuke: No problem, cho. (flies away)
Shino: Hmhmhphhphmhmhmhmh?
Kiba: He says, No more Hinata?
Tay: Nope. Thank the lord above for that!
Shino: (sighs in relief)
Allen: (runs in panting) H...have you seen...hah...the Earl of the Mil--
Tay: You just missed 'im.
Allen: D--- IT! (runs out)
END!
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry it took so long. TT-TT I'm so bad. Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad Tay. Haven't been in mood to write.
And TayTay in Wonderland will not be coming up for a LOOOOOOONG time since I'm in no mood to write. I'm sorry...
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It took me 3 days to write just this interview, even. ;-; I'm so sorry. But thank you all for your support, it's really helping me.
I, Tay A. Smith, hereby give every single one of you permission to throw rocks at me. I deserve it. (cries) Pick up your rocks here at the end, get as many as you'd like. (points to pile of stones in corner)
PS: Naruto Therapy Sessions has OFFICIALLY been viewed 3000 times! (claps and dances) It might not be as much as other stories, but who am I to care?
PSPSPSPSPPS: WHO DO I DO NEXT? I FORGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! TT3TT
