AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -throws self out window- how long has it been without a chapter for my loverly folk! -crawls under rock- i have protections from your evil, you writers' block. -shakes fist- anywho, i'm better. though lost the will to capitalize. went into emo mode after sugar and both of my rats died. then my hero, steve irwin, was killed by that stingray and i went into denial AND emo mode that took me until now to get out of...though now i have a d. gray-man problem. 8D i'm obsessed! you all need to go watch the first episode on youtube. just go there and search "d. gray-man" and click on D. Gray-Man 01 Part 1/3. if you already haven't. XD luff d. gray-man wif tay, preesh!

-swings golf club- this chap was a request from Lady Inari! LET THE CHEESE BEGIN! er...interview. -throws golf club out window- (i'll type correctly juuuuuuuust for you guys)

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Tay: (eats toast) Yummy yummy Mum's toast is teh best! (drinks tea) Lalalalalalala!

Lady Inari: (bursts through door)

Tay: SHAZZAM! (throws food)

Lady Inari: (hit) Oooh, toast! (eats) TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Tay: (sniffle) Num-num toast go foozimaploo...

Lady Inari: These two are NOT WORKING WITH ME! (holds up Itachi and Kisame)

Itachi: WIFE!

Tay: (growls and throws paper airplane into face)

Kisame: TAY!

Tay: KISAME! (hugs)

Random Kisame Fangirls: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Blizzaris: (snugs on army helmet) GET READY, SQUIRREL ARMY OF STRAWBERRIES!

Squirrel Army of Strawberries: KYU! (ready)

Random Kisame Fangirls: (eat ice cream)

Blizzaris: GOSH DARNIT!

Squirrel Army of Strawberries: (stand down)

Blizzaris: (burns fangirls)

Random Kisame Fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESKAFJSOREUNSDCLVSHDFRUGHWAIFDVHUREHFSDKKKKKK! (die)

Squirrel Army of Strawberries: KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (revive)

Squirrel #43858658: I LIVE! (rips off Itachi's leg)

Itachi: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGLE! (blood spills out of leg)

Tay: (twitch)

Twitchy-chan: HEY! (smacks) I'M TWITCH!

Sakiko: Tay, this is supposed to be a K+ fic! Blood spilling out of peoples' legs ISN'T K!

Tay: Oh, umm...

Itachi: (rainbows pour out of leg)

Tay: MUCH BETTER! (dances under rainbows)

Lucky: THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! (dives up Itachi's pantleg)

Lady Inari: (coughs violently)

Tay: Would you like some PEPTO BISMOL? One time that stuff made me barf AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL over my Sunday School dress. (grins)

Kisame: (barfs)

Tay: JUST LIKE THAT!

Lady Inari: These two need ANOTHER session! All they do is GRIPE GRIPE GRIPE! And I can't take a shower since Kisame's filth is all over my bathroom!

Random Neat-freak Fangirls: OMGTHATISSODISGUSTINGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGSHECAN'TTAKEASHOWERBECAUSETHERE'SKISAMEPOOALLOVERTHEPLACE! SHE'SUNCLEANANDMESSYANDYUCKYAND--

Lady Inari: (throws grenade)

Random Neat-freak Fangirls: (implode)

Tay: NEAT! Okay, Lady Inari! I take these two and they'll be JUST fine afterwards, isn't that right, BOYS? (holds up rusty kitchen knife)

Lady Inari: Thanks! (flies through roof) POWERPUFF GIRL!

Tay: (still holding knife)

Itachi: What are you going to DO with that!

Kisame: NONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (cries like a sissy girl)I'MTOOYOUNGTODIEICAN'TBECHOPPEDUPINTOSQUARESFORANINSANEPSYCHOTHERAPISTTOEATME!

Tay: Okay, there's two things wrong. One! Kisame, you forgot that I am a PYRO. Not just insanely-psycho (hits with knife handle)

Kisame: Whoops. Wait...I'm not a sissy girl!

Sakiko: Shut it.

Kisame: Harumph.

Tay: G' boy. Two! I'm not going to 'chopyouupintolittlesquares' I was going to 'chopupFANGIRLSintolittlesquares'.

Random Fangirls: (run away)

Tay: (throws knife)

Anko: (stabbed)...(rainbows pour out of forehead)

Tay: LET'S START! Itachi, why do you still think I'm YOUR wife?

Itachi: We got married.

Tay: Well, I got remarried again and again and again and again...and again and again and again and again! I now have a HAREM! (stands triumphantly) But my main husband now is my Ralphy-poo!

Raphael: How many times do I have to say I'm NOT YOUR HUSBAND!

Itachi: GASP! (chomps)

Raphael: GET OFF ME! (flails arm)

Kisame: (eats tub of popcorn)

Tay: I want popcorn! (puppy eyes)

Kisame: (throws tub at Tay)

Tay: (hit) OH GY MOSH! (holds head) I think my IQ just lowered!

Itachi: What was it?

Tay: Well, lets just say Tay has IQ high enough to rival Shikamaru. (grins)

Meanwhile, in some random meadow of gay unicorns and rainbows...

Shikamaru: (sneezes) ... I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

Back

Kisame: WOW! What do you think it is now?

Tay: Probably Naruto's level.

Itachi: Ouch.

Naruto: HEY! (angriness...rrrrr...)

Tay: GO AWAY, NARUTO! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!

Naruto: (raspberry)

Tay: YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (tackles)

Kisame: BACK!

Tay: Oh, right. (punches Naruto) Kisame, why you bicker so much with Itachi?

Kisame: HE WON'T TELL ME WHERE SAMEHADA IS!

Itachi: I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW! (flail)

Kisame: I'm not so sure I can believe that, Weasel.

Tay: Weasel?

Itachi: He's been calling me that ever since we got the new Akatsuki TV. It's from the show--

Tay: I AM WEASEL!

Itachi: Yeah...

Tay: Awesome. Well, Kisame, have you ever thought about POLITELY askin' Lady Inari?

Kisame: NU! (gasps) Could she REALLY know?

Tay: Yesh, she could.

Kisame: (jumps out window)

Lady Inari: (walks in) Did someone just call me?

Tay: Kisame's lookin' for ya. (points out window)

Lady Inari: KISAME, HERE I AM! (jumps out window)

Itachi: FREEDOM! (makes move for window)

Tay: (catches Itachi's collar) NUUUUUUUUUU! YOU'RE STILL MY HUSBAND, NONETHELESS!

Neji: (bursts through door) GET HIM OFF MY UNDERPANTS! (holds up Kisame)

Kisame: But this is Samehada! (cuddles undies)

Neji: NUUUU THEY'RE WRINKLING! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! (shakes Kisame)

Tay: (steals undies)

Neji: GAH!

Kisame: GOH!

Itachi: GUU!

Tay: (smacks) Itachi, you sound like a baby when you do that. Shut up.

Itachi: (mopes)

Tay: Kisame. This is not Samehada. (holds up undies)

Kisame: WHAT!

Tay: Who said they were?

Kisame: Lady Inari.

Tay: (sigh) ...well this is of Neji's THONG from Victoria Secret.

Neji: D--- straight.

Tay: Shut it, undie man. (tosses thong out window)

Neji: MY SWEET! (jumps after it)

Kisame: But where in the world is Samehada?

Meanwhile in France...

Samehada: ...(wobbles)

Carmen Sandiego: (bites apple) So what's your story?

Back

Tay: OMG I used to play that game ALL THE TIME!

Itachi: What game?

Tay: You don't kn...oh, nevermind. (shakes head)

Tay fanboy #3: OMGWTFSHEJUSTSAIDNVMOMGGGGGGGGGGGG! (glomps Tay)

Tay: GETOFFAME! (shoves off)

Tay fanboy #3: OMGSHEJUSTTOUCHEDMEHWIFHERHANDANDSHEPRO'LYTOUCHEDHERBOOBWIFITOMGGGGG! (explode)

...(silence)

Tay: Where are the squirrels?

Blizzaris: They're takin' a vacation.

Tay: Oh...well I guess right now that's one less husband.

Allen: (shoots self)

Kanda: Two.

Tay: KANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (glomps and kisses)

Kanda: GET THE F--- OFF ME YOU B----! (shakes off and shoots self)

Tay: Three if you count Kanda as a FUTURE husband. (shakes fist) Kanda, I'll turn you into an akuma then you'll be my AKUMA FUTURE HUSBAND! (evil laughter)

Blizzaris: We'll get to them later. (flies to Neverland)

Kisame: Aw...Samehada's gone...

Tay: Oh, I forgot we were talking about that. AnyWHOOOOOO. Kisame, you know when you lose something, it's always in your other pair of pants.

Kisame: Really? (sparkles)

Itachi: But he doesn't WEAR PANTS!

Tay: Kisame, do you wear UNDERPANTS?

Kisame: What?

Itachi: Oh gosh. (hides face) I been workin' wif an underpantsless freak for years! (sulks in corner)

Tay: Kisame, I think you need'a talk to Neji 'bout underpants.

Daisy: (runs in) UNDERPANTS! (runs out)

Neji: (runs in) WHERE IS SHE!

Tay: (throws Kisame) CATCH!

Neji: (splat)

Kisame: OOWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Tay: Well then. (walks to Itachi in corner) Itachi, all ya' hav'ta do is say SORRY to Kisame for being so stupid.

Itachi: I'M NOT STUPID! (emo tears)

Tay: Cry me a river!

Tay fanboys: (cry)

Tay: (bazookafies fanboys)

Tay fanboy #tay: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK SHE BAZOOKAFIERDDMEHOMFGLOLLLLZZZZ! (burns happily)

Tay: Oh the irony!

Kisame: (drops out of Itachi's pantleg) I'M BACK!

Itachi: How long have you been up there!

Kisame: Long enough, you girl.

Itachi: (freaks out) MY SECRET!

Tay: TOO MUCH INFORMATION THANK YOU! (hides ears)

Kisame: Gosh I can't believe you have a--

Itachi fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Itachi fangirl #4: Well, I can always be a lesbian! (happy face like this :D)

Other Itachi fangirls: ...WITCH! (burn)

Lady Inari: (bursts through door) TIME'S UP! (drags Itachi and Kisame out)

Tay: Ah--! ...Oh, nevermind.

Tay fanboys: OM--

Tay: (bazookafies)

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yaaaaaaay another chapter up, another mystery solved! -nod nod- to the mystery machine, gang!

-scrambles-

thank you EEEVVVVVEEEEEEERYOOOONEEEE for stickin' with me through this! ;o; i know y'all were tired of waiting, so i tried to smoosh something up for you to enjoy. and i'm aware that this one may be a tad shorter than the others, but that's 'cos i'm out of ideas for now and i need'a take some medicine to keep my head straight. 8D i'm all gooshy right now from my stomach being like:

BRRLLOPHIMAKLOMMP!

lalala!

and i really wanna take time to thank those who went to lookit my art. :) you all make me so very happy. so very very happy beyond belief for your happy comments 'bout it. I LUFF YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

now all everyone needs to do is go to youtube like i explained at the beginning of the chapter. -nod nod- pretty please; i need someone to talk to about d. gray-man stuffs! ;.;