-swings golf club- this chap was a request from Lady Inari! LET THE CHEESE BEGIN! er...interview. -throws golf club out window- (i'll type correctly juuuuuuuust for you guys)
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Tay: (eats toast) Yummy yummy Mum's toast is teh best! (drinks tea) Lalalalalalala!
Lady Inari: (bursts through door)
Tay: SHAZZAM! (throws food)
Lady Inari: (hit) Oooh, toast! (eats) TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Tay: (sniffle) Num-num toast go foozimaploo...
Lady Inari: These two are NOT WORKING WITH ME! (holds up Itachi and Kisame)
Itachi: WIFE!
Tay: (growls and throws paper airplane into face)
Kisame: TAY!
Tay: KISAME! (hugs)
Random Kisame Fangirls: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Blizzaris: (snugs on army helmet) GET READY, SQUIRREL ARMY OF STRAWBERRIES!
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: KYU! (ready)
Random Kisame Fangirls: (eat ice cream)
Blizzaris: GOSH DARNIT!
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: (stand down)
Blizzaris: (burns fangirls)
Random Kisame Fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESKAFJSOREUNSDCLVSHDFRUGHWAIFDVHUREHFSDKKKKKK! (die)
Squirrel Army of Strawberries: KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (revive)
Squirrel #43858658: I LIVE! (rips off Itachi's leg)
Itachi: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGLE! (blood spills out of leg)
Tay: (twitch)
Twitchy-chan: HEY! (smacks) I'M TWITCH!
Sakiko: Tay, this is supposed to be a K+ fic! Blood spilling out of peoples' legs ISN'T K!
Tay: Oh, umm...
Itachi: (rainbows pour out of leg)
Tay: MUCH BETTER! (dances under rainbows)
Lucky: THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! (dives up Itachi's pantleg)
Lady Inari: (coughs violently)
Tay: Would you like some PEPTO BISMOL? One time that stuff made me barf AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL over my Sunday School dress. (grins)
Kisame: (barfs)
Tay: JUST LIKE THAT!
Lady Inari: These two need ANOTHER session! All they do is GRIPE GRIPE GRIPE! And I can't take a shower since Kisame's filth is all over my bathroom!
Random Neat-freak Fangirls: OMGTHATISSODISGUSTINGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGSHECAN'TTAKEASHOWERBECAUSETHERE'SKISAMEPOOALLOVERTHEPLACE! SHE'SUNCLEANANDMESSYANDYUCKYAND--
Lady Inari: (throws grenade)
Random Neat-freak Fangirls: (implode)
Tay: NEAT! Okay, Lady Inari! I take these two and they'll be JUST fine afterwards, isn't that right, BOYS? (holds up rusty kitchen knife)
Lady Inari: Thanks! (flies through roof) POWERPUFF GIRL!
Tay: (still holding knife)
Itachi: What are you going to DO with that!
Kisame: NONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (cries like a sissy girl)I'MTOOYOUNGTODIEICAN'TBECHOPPEDUPINTOSQUARESFORANINSANEPSYCHOTHERAPISTTOEATME!
Tay: Okay, there's two things wrong. One! Kisame, you forgot that I am a PYRO. Not just insanely-psycho (hits with knife handle)
Kisame: Whoops. Wait...I'm not a sissy girl!
Sakiko: Shut it.
Kisame: Harumph.
Tay: G' boy. Two! I'm not going to 'chopyouupintolittlesquares' I was going to 'chopupFANGIRLSintolittlesquares'.
Random Fangirls: (run away)
Tay: (throws knife)
Anko: (stabbed)...(rainbows pour out of forehead)
Tay: LET'S START! Itachi, why do you still think I'm YOUR wife?
Itachi: We got married.
Tay: Well, I got remarried again and again and again and again...and again and again and again and again! I now have a HAREM! (stands triumphantly) But my main husband now is my Ralphy-poo!
Raphael: How many times do I have to say I'm NOT YOUR HUSBAND!
Itachi: GASP! (chomps)
Raphael: GET OFF ME! (flails arm)
Kisame: (eats tub of popcorn)
Tay: I want popcorn! (puppy eyes)
Kisame: (throws tub at Tay)
Tay: (hit) OH GY MOSH! (holds head) I think my IQ just lowered!
Itachi: What was it?
Tay: Well, lets just say Tay has IQ high enough to rival Shikamaru. (grins)
Meanwhile, in some random meadow of gay unicorns and rainbows...
Shikamaru: (sneezes) ... I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
Back
Kisame: WOW! What do you think it is now?
Tay: Probably Naruto's level.
Itachi: Ouch.
Naruto: HEY! (angriness...rrrrr...)
Tay: GO AWAY, NARUTO! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!
Naruto: (raspberry)
Tay: YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (tackles)
Kisame: BACK!
Tay: Oh, right. (punches Naruto) Kisame, why you bicker so much with Itachi?
Kisame: HE WON'T TELL ME WHERE SAMEHADA IS!
Itachi: I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW! (flail)
Kisame: I'm not so sure I can believe that, Weasel.
Tay: Weasel?
Itachi: He's been calling me that ever since we got the new Akatsuki TV. It's from the show--
Tay: I AM WEASEL!
Itachi: Yeah...
Tay: Awesome. Well, Kisame, have you ever thought about POLITELY askin' Lady Inari?
Kisame: NU! (gasps) Could she REALLY know?
Tay: Yesh, she could.
Kisame: (jumps out window)
Lady Inari: (walks in) Did someone just call me?
Tay: Kisame's lookin' for ya. (points out window)
Lady Inari: KISAME, HERE I AM! (jumps out window)
Itachi: FREEDOM! (makes move for window)
Tay: (catches Itachi's collar) NUUUUUUUUUU! YOU'RE STILL MY HUSBAND, NONETHELESS!
Neji: (bursts through door) GET HIM OFF MY UNDERPANTS! (holds up Kisame)
Kisame: But this is Samehada! (cuddles undies)
Neji: NUUUU THEY'RE WRINKLING! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! (shakes Kisame)
Tay: (steals undies)
Neji: GAH!
Kisame: GOH!
Itachi: GUU!
Tay: (smacks) Itachi, you sound like a baby when you do that. Shut up.
Itachi: (mopes)
Tay: Kisame. This is not Samehada. (holds up undies)
Kisame: WHAT!
Tay: Who said they were?
Kisame: Lady Inari.
Tay: (sigh) ...well this is of Neji's THONG from Victoria Secret.
Neji: D--- straight.
Tay: Shut it, undie man. (tosses thong out window)
Neji: MY SWEET! (jumps after it)
Kisame: But where in the world is Samehada?
Meanwhile in France...
Samehada: ...(wobbles)
Carmen Sandiego: (bites apple) So what's your story?
Back
Tay: OMG I used to play that game ALL THE TIME!
Itachi: What game?
Tay: You don't kn...oh, nevermind. (shakes head)
Tay fanboy #3: OMGWTFSHEJUSTSAIDNVMOMGGGGGGGGGGGG! (glomps Tay)
Tay: GETOFFAME! (shoves off)
Tay fanboy #3: OMGSHEJUSTTOUCHEDMEHWIFHERHANDANDSHEPRO'LYTOUCHEDHERBOOBWIFITOMGGGGG! (explode)
...(silence)
Tay: Where are the squirrels?
Blizzaris: They're takin' a vacation.
Tay: Oh...well I guess right now that's one less husband.
Allen: (shoots self)
Kanda: Two.
Tay: KANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (glomps and kisses)
Kanda: GET THE F--- OFF ME YOU B----! (shakes off and shoots self)
Tay: Three if you count Kanda as a FUTURE husband. (shakes fist) Kanda, I'll turn you into an akuma then you'll be my AKUMA FUTURE HUSBAND! (evil laughter)
Blizzaris: We'll get to them later. (flies to Neverland)
Kisame: Aw...Samehada's gone...
Tay: Oh, I forgot we were talking about that. AnyWHOOOOOO. Kisame, you know when you lose something, it's always in your other pair of pants.
Kisame: Really? (sparkles)
Itachi: But he doesn't WEAR PANTS!
Tay: Kisame, do you wear UNDERPANTS?
Kisame: What?
Itachi: Oh gosh. (hides face) I been workin' wif an underpantsless freak for years! (sulks in corner)
Tay: Kisame, I think you need'a talk to Neji 'bout underpants.
Daisy: (runs in) UNDERPANTS! (runs out)
Neji: (runs in) WHERE IS SHE!
Tay: (throws Kisame) CATCH!
Neji: (splat)
Kisame: OOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Tay: Well then. (walks to Itachi in corner) Itachi, all ya' hav'ta do is say SORRY to Kisame for being so stupid.
Itachi: I'M NOT STUPID! (emo tears)
Tay: Cry me a river!
Tay fanboys: (cry)
Tay: (bazookafies fanboys)
Tay fanboy #tay: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK SHE BAZOOKAFIERDDMEHOMFGLOLLLLZZZZ! (burns happily)
Tay: Oh the irony!
Kisame: (drops out of Itachi's pantleg) I'M BACK!
Itachi: How long have you been up there!
Kisame: Long enough, you girl.
Itachi: (freaks out) MY SECRET!
Tay: TOO MUCH INFORMATION THANK YOU! (hides ears)
Kisame: Gosh I can't believe you have a--
Itachi fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Itachi fangirl #4: Well, I can always be a lesbian! (happy face like this :D)
Other Itachi fangirls: ...WITCH! (burn)
Lady Inari: (bursts through door) TIME'S UP! (drags Itachi and Kisame out)
Tay: Ah--! ...Oh, nevermind.
Tay fanboys: OM--
Tay: (bazookafies)
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yaaaaaaay another chapter up, another mystery solved! -nod nod- to the mystery machine, gang!
-scrambles-
thank you EEEVVVVVEEEEEEERYOOOONEEEE for stickin' with me through this! ;o; i know y'all were tired of waiting, so i tried to smoosh something up for you to enjoy. and i'm aware that this one may be a tad shorter than the others, but that's 'cos i'm out of ideas for now and i need'a take some medicine to keep my head straight. 8D i'm all gooshy right now from my stomach being like:
BRRLLOPHIMAKLOMMP!
lalala!
and i really wanna take time to thank those who went to lookit my art. :) you all make me so very happy. so very very happy beyond belief for your happy comments 'bout it. I LUFF YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
now all everyone needs to do is go to youtube like i explained at the beginning of the chapter. -nod nod- pretty please; i need someone to talk to about d. gray-man stuffs! ;.;
