Iruka's Underage New Roomate

Disclaimer: i do NOT own Naruto, but Loki is all mine! I gave birth to her! She is my badger baby creation!

Author's Note(s): just thought id tell u guys the time setting is after the sand ninja became friends with the locals, and hayate isnt dead cuz he's cool, and the old hokage dude is dead, and evil sasuke is skipping in a meadow somewhere and the big-boobed lady is in charge. im writing this 5 minutes after i posted chapter 1, so im on a ROLL! i hate to say that chapterr 1 wasnt very funny, but what can u expect of 1st chapters? u have to introduce the characters, and blah de blah de blah... i just had a vault and my fingers r bleeding and my eyes hurt, so please forgive me. plus soon im gonna try and scan some pics so you can see what Loki looks like and im gonna try and put one for every chapter, so dont get 2 excited.

2 days after chapter 1 took place:

Neji was walking along, thinking about how that bird that just pooped on him was totally NOT fated to poop on him, when he witnessed a girl dressed all in black (her sword isnt with her) step out of Iruka Sensei's house with a huge wolf-dog at her side.

She appeared to be his age, and was a total BABE so he began to use his all-seeing-evil-eye to see through the bootylicious babe's tight pants. And OH MY GOD was he thankful for this gift when Neji got to see her totally sexy bod.

The girl looked over at him with her head cocked like a puppie's to the side, and the giant dog did the same. Neji almost wet himself in sheer embarassment, and hauled ass out of their at a speed to put his freaky-browed team mate to shame.

'Wait a friggin second,' he thought, ' Why the hell would a 13 year-old be leaving Iruka's house at daybreak? What if she's a teenage prostitue like in that Taxidriver movie with Robert DeNiro, man that movie freaked me out. Wonder if that mole is real? Oh, oh, I know, she is Iruka's bastard child and he's molesting that hottie, or maybe the hottie is a drug dealer and she's making a sale, or maybe IRUKA is the whore, and the hottie is a she-pimp and he got that scar because she pimp-slapped him...' Neji's twisted little mind thought as he raced to go meet the others for training and tell them about the hot momma at Iruka's.
Maito Gai and Rock Lee were hugging and crying while Ten Ten proceeded to poke their background (which happened to be a weird hologram) when Neji ran straight into the hologram, totally messing it up and then collapsing in a cursed heap.

Ten Ten, out of the kindness of her little heart, began to tap Neji in the back of the head with her foot. Gai and Lee glared down at him for ruining their youthful moment. Neji leapt to his feet and began to tell Team Gai of the pervert teacher and the hottie with the over-grown doggie. He said this all in one breath and then fell down again (he's not very neji-like today, is he?)

Gai then made his signature "Nice Guy" pose. Lee followed suite, not sure why. He recieved a punch in the face from his sensei for doing the pose without knowing why. For some odd reason, Gai did not hug Lee and start to cry, he was so excited over Neji's news. This hurt poor little Lee's feelings so bad that he started to cut himself and put on his headphones with a Hawthorne Heights cd in it.

"So that little fox Loki is back in town eh? (obviously Gai is Canadian) We're going on a mission, team, to go see her! Lee, go find Kakashi and inform him of this most youthful news and you and my Eternal Rival meet me at Nana's Cakes to purchase a youthful Welcome Home present! Ten Ten, go look for the girl that matches Neji's description and bring her to the ramen bar and keep her there til I arrive and you absolutely MUST not let her know of our plans! And you, Neji, have the most important job of all! You must go and buy her puppie a giant squeakie toy so he dosen't left out because he can't eat any of the cake because it will be CHOCOLATE AND HE WILL DIE!" Gai said all of this in one breathe too, but didn't pass out because he's good at yapping with out shutting up.

Ten Ten raced of to carry out her task, while Lee had to quit applying his black eyeliner and drag himself away, sadly. Gai jetted off to Nana's to wait for Kakashi (but why bother, he's always late anyways) Neji jolted up and set off, because he knew how mad Gai got when his assignments were'nt carried out to a t.

Final Notes: yeah, who knew neji was such a pervy perv? emo lee, didnt see that coming. just kinda threw that one in there. hee hee, im giving u clues to loki's big secret. im so bad. chelsea's gonna beat me up 4 that emo thing... R&R PLEEZ!