Disclaimer: naruto aint my creation, loki and balthazar r, and i have some typing 2 do.
Author's Note(s): so i made it all the way 2 chapter 3! WOOT! thank u 2 all who reviewed b/c if i thought no 1 was reading more stories i would quit writing forever and then all of my feelings would b held inside, and then i would explode on some crazy mom in a mini van 4 stealing my parking space the health food store and i would violently beat her to death with william (aka polar bear's) emo pants chains. after that i would b sent to prison and then become a big dyke's prison bitch and she would steal all of manga then i'd shive her in the kidney and cut my wrists. just hoped u would help me avoid this. have a nice day! R&R!
Sitting on the curb of the street was the young shinobi star of our story, Loki, drinking Vault and petting the wolf-thing drinking from a dish with water in it. It was warm today, and the black outfit wasn't helping. Loki really wished she had worn a tank top today, but, of course, she was far too sleepy to use her brain this morning...
Balthazar, the shaggy silver beast taking up half the road leapt to his huge feet. Loki's green eyes shot to the person who had seat her dog off. A girl with buns on her head was running at her full force. Well, that was until the Balt gave her a death glare.
Ten Ten stopped dead in her tracks as soon as she noticed the bear-looking thing. She wasn't so sure she wanted this mission anymore. Ten Ten did what was natural to her when she was in fear: she drew a weapon.
"Wow, there killer, all he did was look at 'ya! No reason to put him down!" was the startled girl's reply. Her hands were raised as if she was caught red-handed. A large toothy smile split her face, making her eyes glow mischeviously. Ten Ten was comforted by the other's humor and smile, but Loki's canine teeth were oddly long.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare him. By any chance are you Tobias Loki," a nod from Loki. "Well, umm... I don't know how to ask you this but will you come with me to go get some ramen? My treat. Your little dog, too." With that, the hound relaxed and began to pant with excitment.
'You girls here sure know how to get to the point," Loki said with her twisted grin. Ten Ten's jaw dropped to the floor, skinning her chin on the ground.
"Just yanking yer leg, Princess Leia. Let's go!" the new Konoha-ninja said, looping her arm arm in Ten Ten's and proceeding to skip with a bewildred Ten Ten as her arm candy. Balt walked behind them, with a canine grin on his furry face. He sniffed "Leia's" butt and decided she was ok in his book.
After a moment to recover herself, Ten Ten had the courage to ask Loki the question that had been bugging the shit out of her: Are you gay?
Loki just turned her green eyes to her and they seemed to turn a foggy gray. Ten Ten immediatly regretted it. The smile slid off the Vault-loving girl's face, and was replaced by a snarl. Ten Ten felt her bladder begin to loosen.
Before she understand what was happening, Loki licked the her face. She drew back, as if examining her work, and smiled at Ten Ten. The gray eyes were gone, now replaced by the glowing green ones.
"Nope. I'm bisexual. I roll either way depending on what meat is available. But don't fear the reaper, as Bill and Ted have so poetically put it, I like older women. And the buns are a major turn-off, no offense." the Tobias teen said.
Ten Ten fainted. Loki slung her over Balthazar's back like a sack of flour. No way in hell was she going to miss out on a free bowl of ramen. Balt has a thing for pork, and Iruka said the ramen place here was the best.
A grown-man with a bowl-cut and scary eyebrows was leaning against a wall, waiting for his eternal rival to appear and help him choose a cake for the little fox Loki.
Maito Gai couldn't help but feel a surge of jealousy because Loki had gone to Iruka instead of him. Why Iruka? He wasn't very strong compared to himself, the youthful, handsome, and lady-killer that was Might Gai (this was what Gai thought, not the writer. the writer isn't THAT crazy) He could protect her far better than Iruka. He was only chunin. While, he, Gai, was jounin. Poor Iruka could hardly afford to feed himself. How could he manage to take care of a teenage girl? Especilly one that was as... unigue as Loki.
All these thoughts were cut short when Kakashi arrived with Lee dressed all in black with it hanging over his eyes. Gai could hardly belive that the Scarecrow had really arrived at a reasonable time. Wow.
For the first time in Gai's life, he was totally speechless. Luckily, the copy-ninja was smart enough to tell why the mushroom-head was silent. He sighed.
"Oh my GAWD, the ONE time I decide to be on time, you freak out! It's just because I haven't seen Fluffy in a while, and I want to see her. It's been a while," Kakashi explained. Gai nodded, and he went into Nana's while Kakashi followed. Lee huffed and blew his hair out of his face, then tried the little "Awesome Hair Flippy Thing" that all teenagers do. Rock Lee went in, too, because the world was so cold.
Final Notes: i wrote this in an hour, and im really tired and im gonna go 2 bed. dont ya just love vault? yea, they have vault where ever they are, how else can Naruto keep up all that energy? I really know nothing of Iruka's income, and I guess he's doing ok if he can take Naruto out all the time. Fluffy? oh, im SO dangling the carrot!
