Disclaimer: blah, blah, blah. you know the routine.
Author's Note(s):it seems like i keep leaving things out. well, kakashi is still naruto and sakura's teacher, even though sasuke is gone. he's too menstrual for me to handle. jiraiya(sp? pleez forgive me...) is just hanging out. he's fun. and frogs r pretty cool. oh, yea, this chapter suggests a man and a minor sleeping together. so if ur not ok with that, i suggest u quit reading right now. please R&R so i no that u care. otherwise ill b sad. have a very brady day.
A young man in his mid-twenties was walking down the street beside a young blond who was yapping about ramen. Guess who. IRUKA AND NARUTO!
Iruka had developeda very important skill after having to put up with the Uzumaki child for the past few years: how to listen to someone, but not HEAR them. So while the boy ran his mouth over noodles, the man with the scar over the bridge of his nose and his hair pulled back thought of his new young roomate.
He was so exhausted. Some of his clothes weren't buttoned correctly, his shoes didn't match, and his normally well-kept pony-tail looked messy, as if he had combed it with his fingers instead of a brush. Iruka decided since it was Saturday, he would take it easy. Loki had kept him up last night. Not that he minded though. He had enjoyed the previous night VERY much.
Naruto wasn't as stupid as everyone thought. He noticed that the academy instructor was no longer paying attention to anything he said. Uzumaki Naruto knew when he was being ignored, and he absolutly HATED it. So he decided to do something that would really snap Iruka out of his sexy La-La-Land.
A teenaged girl with brown and blue hair and a dog that had Ten-Ten lying across its back, apparently knocked out. She looked to be heading in the same direction as they were. The dog turned into an alley, probably to pee. Naruto devised the perfect plan on how to get Iruka's attention. He looked over at Iruka to make sure he hadn't seen the girl. Iruka hadn't. The puppie loving hottie would be the one to help him carry out his vengeful prank.
"Hey, Iruka, I have to take a leak," Naruto said. iruka sweat-dropped and asked why the blond could'nt just wait til they got to a public restroom. Naruto did the "Potty Dance" and Iruka gave in. No way in hell was he going to be seen anywhere with a guy that smelled like piss. Naruto dashed off to an alley a few yards away. Iruka leaned against the wall and tried to catch up on his z's.
Naruto saw the girl sitting on a box criss-cross applesauce. The bear-dog was STILL peeing. Seeing the girl up close, he got to check her out. She had a nice body, and her face wasn't half bad either. Being the ballsy kind of guy he is, Naruto got directly to the point.
"Hey, you, do you know Iruka? He's not paying any attention to me, so I'm going to get him to pay attention to me. You in? By the way, I'm Uzumaki Naruto," the blond said, and thrust his hand into the girl's face. She stared at it for a moment, wondering why the hell this kid was trying to put her eye out. Understanding finally flooded into her face. The green of her eyes glittered deep inside her black eyeliner and shadow.
"As a matter of fact, I do. I'll help you in your most devious prank. My name is Tobias Loki. What do you want me to do?" Loki said, and instead of shaking his hand, she hugged him. Naruto was silent. A smile consumed his whole face. One of the things Jiraiya had taught him was how to enjoy a girl's hug. And he was REALLY enjoing this one.
Final Note(s): now we bring in naruto, for without him we would have no manga to inspire our fanfictions. that skill of Iruka's is one of my own, and i have mastered it even better than druken fist kung-fu (i totally kick ass at that!) aww, loki is so friendly! jiraiya probably has taught naruto some of his pervy sage secrets. muahahaha! badgermomma has left the building! R&R my pretties!
