Iruka is a CHILD ABUSER!

Dislaimer: mine is loki. naruto dont own i. im so mean.

Author's Note(s): ok, well ive gotten some pretty rough reviews. just to let u no, loki is not a whore. her character is meant to have a rather extreme pedigree. her secret is not her sexuality. so please, bear with me. ill get to loki's past in chapter 6 or 7.

Naruto had been back in the alley for over fifteen minutes now, and Iruka had fallen asleep standing up like a horse. The blond must have had a lot of apple juice this morning.

From the alley sprung a grass ninja, kunai in hand. Iruka snapped awake as the foreign ninja lunged at the sensei's throat. Iruka focused his chakra into his right hand and clipped his opponent in the chin.

Sitting on the ground with a hand tenderly touching their chhek was Loki, her blood trailing from the corner of her mouth.

"I-I-Iruka, why, why'd you h-hi-hit me?" Her voice trembled as a tear fell from her tear-filled eyes. He immediatly discovered his mistake. Iruka was so tired that he had mistaken the young girl for a grass ninja because he had been heard of some of them in the area.

"Oh my GAWD, I am SO sorry! I thought you were a grass ninja," Iruka said. All of this came out as a stutter. He helped Loki to her feet, but she wobbled unsteadily. He scooped her up and Loki wrapped her arms around Iruka's neck.

To make matters worse, Naruto stepped from the alley and at the top of his lungs he declared that Iruka was a child abuser and that he had seen the whole thing.

Out of the blue, Loki and Naruto began to laugh hysterically. Iruka looked down at the girl with the broken jaw and saw a blond dressed completely in orange wheezing with laughter. He then looked to the other person and saw a girl with blue and brown hair doubled over laughing.

Iruka stood paralyzed in anger. Transformation jutsu. Should have known. He was due for Naruto's weekly trick. He had missed his appointment last month. Iruka dropped Naruto on to his blond little head and stormed over to Loki. She dove behind Balthazar, and the dog began to try and cower behind her, a very Scooby Doo move.

Expecting to be striked, she put her arms over her head in a defensive posture, but the hit never made contact. Loki looked up in fear, wondering why there wasn't a lump on the side of her face. She saw Iruka's scarred face with a soft smile on it. He stuck his hand out to help her to her feet. She took it.

"Almost makes me regret saving your ass that day," he whispered, his grin still spread wide. Loki frowned lightly, as the memories of that day filled her mind and hurt her tender heart. Iruka picked up on her discomfort and gently touched her back, his own smile had disappeared.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything. Come on. Let's go get some ramen." With his arm wrapped around her like a loving father. At the mention of ramen, Naruto quit writhing in pain and followed the man, the girl, the dog, and Star Wars girl.

Final Note(s): I'll be getting to the secret that i keep suggesting at in maybe the next three chapters. This one was kind of a waste, but i wanted to type it. i promise to make it more interesting by #8. thank u! R&R! no flames pleez.