Title: Demmed Colorful
Characters: Sir Percy
Prompt: Outsides
Word Count: 126
Rating: PG
Summary: Percy surveys the damage after Chavielin beat him.


Percy continued to curse in his quaint way as he stripped himself of the Jew costume. Every bone in his body hurt. He muscles hurt. Muscles he didn't even know he had hurt.

Even worse, he was every color under the sun outside. The reds, blacks, blues, and yellows that adorned his skin hurt like hellfire and most defiantly did not go with his outfit. Or any outfit for that matter.

"How can I be expected to look my best when my skin clashes with everything?" he cried in frustration.

A member of the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel popped his head in. "Is there anything I can do for you sir?

"Yes," drawled Sir Percy, "you can find me a cravat to match my bruises."