Summary: The Atomoni parody Sailor Moon.
On a sunny morning, Catalina raced her way to school at the speed of light to avoid being late. She wore her high school uniform: a white top with long sleeves that has a dark blue sailor collar with two red stripes and dark blue ribbon on the front, a dark blue pleated skirt with a back ribbon, white socks, and black cross-strap Mary Jane shoes.
"Oh, great! I am so late!" Catalina said in panic as she glanced at the clock on her phone.
As Catalina ran by, she glanced up at a bright poster on a nearby store window. She screeched to a halt to check it out. It was an advertisement for the latest pop sensation that read "RIZA LIVE IN CONCERT." Riza's image smiled down from the poster. She was beautiful, with straight, waist-length red hair with short bangs and sparkling green eyes.
A sudden alarm ringtone on her phone made Catalina jump.
"Oh snap! I better move!" Catalina cried.
Catalina continued running at top speed. She jetted as fast as her legs could carry her toward Azabu Juban High.
Catalina panted as she stumbled in the door to her homeroom.
"Wow!" Catalina said with a heave. "I made it just in time and the bell didn't ring yet."
Catalina put her book bag on her desk and sat down in her chair. The class was nearly full of students, though the teacher hadn't yet shown up.
Sabrina was already sitting down in her chair next to Catalina.
"Morning, Sabrina." Catalina greeted.
"Morning, Cat." Sabrina greeted back. "Hey, can I copy your homework before class starts?"
"Lemme guess. Up playing video games again?" Catalina questioned with a smirk.
"Hey, I got reputation to keep. So, sue me." Sabrina said with a smirk.
Deja suddenly sprang out of nowhere.
"Morning, girls!" Deja squeaked with a grin. "You two are never gonna believe this!" She whipped out a large, rolled up poster and unraveled to hold it up in front of Catalina and Sabrina. "Check it out!"
It was a poster of Riza. The same exact one Catalina had seen earlier today.
"Hey, that's the same poster I saw on the way here." Catalina said.
"Her name is Riza Benton." Deja said as she pointed to the poster. "She's got style. The voice, the dancing. She's all over the Internet with ten million views."
Just then, the phones vibrated. Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja took out their phones to see a commercial playing on the screen.
"Hey, everyone!" The voice of Riza Benton exclaimed. "Do you want to make it to the lights and fame of stardom? For all the teenagers out there who dream of making it big, here's your chance! Come to Star Quest outside Minamiza Theater and show me your talent. First place winners get a record deal, and an instant ticket to success!"
Deja's jaw dropped in awe.
"It's official. We're participating. We got style, voice, and dancing just like Riza Benton." Deja suggested. "This is our chance to shine and show the world what we can really do."
"Us? Superstars?" Catalina and Sabrina repeated.
Catalina and Sabrina exchanged pondering looks at each other. The thought of bright lights, an untouchable wardrobe, and fans going nuts slowly settled into their heads.
"What a great idea! We're in!" Catalina and Sabrina exclaimed with smiles.
Meanwhile, a cloaking airship-shaped fortress floated above the city.
Inside was a beautiful and elegant woman observing the city view from the hexagonal window on the loft platform. She has very pale ivory skin, black curly hair falls past her shoulders, and fierce grey eyes. She wore a crimson-red dress with elbow-length sleeves completed with a brown belt-like sash with a gold buckle, and brown high-heeled boots.
Below the first floor were two young women. One has shoulder-length dark brown hair and blue eyes. She wore a long-sleeved bodysuit with the top colored chartreuse and black from the waist down to the knee along with dark green high-heeled boots. The other has long red hair and blue eyes. She wore a long-sleeved bodysuit with the top colored magenta and black from the waist down to the knee along with dark pink high-heeled boots.
"Malachite and Morganite!" Queen Zirconia scolded. "I'm growing impatient on your failures! Why haven't you brought me the Sirius Seeds?"
"Don't blame us! It's Sailor Scouts' fault!" Morganite complained.
"Yeah, we were doing our jobs until they showed up." Malachite agreed.
"That's no excuse!" Queen Zirconia snapped. She took a deep breath and composed herself. "Lucky for you, I've located your next mission."
As Queen Zirconia snapped her fingers, a giant globe appeared in front of Malachite and Morganite that revealed a luxurious kabuki theatre.
"Uh, what's this supposed to be?" Malachite asked, crossing her arms with narrowing eyes.
"Looks like a theater." Morganite noted.
"Sorry, Queen Zirconia, but this mission doesn't suit my interest." Malachite scoffed.
"Yeah, me either." Morganite concurred with a shrug.
"What makes you two think I care?" Queen Zirconia scolded. "Hurry up and get to work!"
Queen Zirconia generated a large black energy ball and sent it to strike her minions in an explosion. After the smoke cleared, Morganite and Malachite coughed as they are completely covered in soot.
"Yes, ma'am." Malachite and Morganite said with groans.
After school that day, Catalina walked home with Sabrina and Deja.
"I'm thinking we should form our very own girl group." Deja said.
"A girl group?" Catalina repeated as she cocked an eyebrow.
"As in rehearse a choreographed dance routine and matching outfits?" Sabrina questioned.
"Exactly." Deja said. "We've gonna be determined to make it to the top. If Riza can make it, why can't we?"
"Well, considering she has the look, the talent, can sing and dance..." Sabrina said.
"We have all that." Deja said.
"It's gonna take a lot of hard work, so we'd better get started." Catalina said.
The three toons finally arrived at Catalina's house. After eating the cookies Karen had left on the table, they ran to Catalina's room and dropped their bags on the floor. While Deja and Sabrina are warming up for becoming superstars, Catalina popped a CD into her stereo, pushed the PLAY button, and the "Moonlight Densetsu" song blared out of the speakers.
"Ok, ladies, hit it!" Deja instructed.
Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja launched into a flawless dance routine that followed a perfect syncing pattern. Few minutes later, Catalina then pushed another button and paused the music from the stereo.
"That was way easier than I thought." Catalina said.
"Now we just have to pick a name." Sabrina said.
"Well, we've still got a little time left." Catalina said, checking the time on her alarm clock.
"Oh, I got it! I got it!" Deja cried. "How about...Atomoni?"
"It's perfect!" Catalina smiled.
"Wait, did we get this before?" Sabrina asked.
"Well, we are doing a magical girl parody, after all." Catalina said as she placed her hands on her hips. She lifted up a peace sign in the air. "Anime for life!"
The next day, a huge crowd of high school students gathered inside the Minamiza Theater around noon as they all had come to compete in Riza's Star Quest.
Speaking of Riza, she stood onstage as she smiled and waved at the cheering and squealing crowd. Even the Warners are cheering among the crowd with their phones.
Before Riza could speak through a microphone, Malachite and Morganite appeared further above her on crescent moon cardboards that caught everyone's gasping attention.
"Greetings, Miss Riza!" Malachite spoke.
"We're the opening act!" Morganite grinned.
"I don't remember putting up an opening act before the talent show." Riza said with confusion.
"Let's just say this talent show will be the entertainment of the century." Malachite declared.
"We'll take your hearts out and shock it." Morganite added with a wink.
Malachite and Morganite summoned their magical orbs floating on their palms. Riza started to back away as the crowd gasped in shock. Malachite flicked her fingers and shot her magic orb straight at Riza. But Riza ducked down, causing the orb to bounce against the walls until it hit Riza's back and extracted a light blue-gray heart-shaped transparent crystal out of her.
Before the crowd can react, Morganite aimed her orb forward and created various small balls that struck the screaming crowd one by one.
Meanwhile, Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja strolled through the back doors of the stage. They looked around to see that they're the only ones here.
"Hey, that's weird." Deja said as she checked her watch. "The performance is supposed to be starting now. Where is everyone?"
A feminine scream caught the oni toons' attention.
"What was that?!" Sabrina exclaimed.
Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja peeked out from the curtain. Her eyes widened as they saw everyone lying unconscious from their chairs. Their eyes moved to the source of the attack, where they caught Malachite and Morganite laughed triumphantly.
"Uh no! They must've sucked the Sirius Seeds from the crowd!" Sabrina gasped.
"Hey, even the Warners made into this skit as cameos." Deja said as she noticed the unconscious Warners within the audience.
"Times for some fireworks, girls." Catalina said.
"Right." Sabrina and Deja nodded.
Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja ran out of the backstage. They sped through the doors to the lobby, dashing into the women's bedroom and slamming the door shut behind them. They took out a light blue stick with a small gold knob at the end in their hands. It has a hot pink frame heart with light blue inside, golden sides, and a small gold circle on top of the heart in the middle. The frame heart carried the flowery figures on top of it. Catalina's figure was a navy-blue snapdragon flower. Sabrina's figure is a hunter green daisy-like composite flower. And Deja's figure is a magenta rose. On top of each figure is a 6-pointed gold star with the symbol of their respective flowers.
"ANGELONIA POWER, MAKE UP!" Catalina shouted.
Catalina held up her transformation rod in the air. She rotated as long tongues of light blue energy emitted from the rod and formed light blue rings that passed down over her body. The rings tightened to form her sailor uniform: a white leotard that has a dark blue collar and a light blue spade-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her light blue chest bow, dark blue skirt with a light blue bow at the back, white gloves with dark blue linings, and a pair of dark blue knee-length heeled boots. She also wore golden spade-shaped earrings, a dark blue choker with a golden spade on it, and a golden tiara on her forehead with a dark blue gem in the center. After that, Sailor Angelonia finished her stunning transformation with a winking pose.
"GAZANIA POWER, MAKE UP!" Sabrina yelled.
Sabrina held up her transformation rod in the air. She began to spin around as green streams of electricity emitted from the rod and formed into a series of rings around her. The rings spun around her and her entire sailor uniform appeared in a flash of light: a white leotard that has a dark green collar and a sea green clover-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her sea green chest bow, dark green skirt with a sea green bow at the back, white gloves with dark green linings, and a pair of dark green ankle-length heeled boots. She also wore golden clover-shaped earrings, a dark green choker with a golden clover on it, and a golden tiara on her forehead with a dark green gem in the center. After that, Sailor Gazania finished her stunning transformation with a rock-on gesturing pose.
"ROSE POWER, MAKE UP!" Deja cried.
Deja held up her transformation rod in the air. She swept the rod over her head and around her body while a stream of pink energy emitted from it and formed her sailor uniform: a white leotard that has a dark pink collar and a light pink heart-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her light pink chest bow, dark pink skirt with a light pink bow at the back, white gloves with dark pink linings, and a pair of dark pink heels with ankle straps. She also wore golden heart-shaped earrings, a dark pink choker with a golden heart on it, and a golden tiara on her forehead with a dark pink gem in the center. After that, Sailor Rose finished her stunning transformation with a fist-pumping pose.
When the transformation ended, three Sailor Scouts ran out to the stage.
Back at the auditorium, Malachite and Morganite stared at the Sirius Seeds floating above the unconscious crowd with victorious smiles.
"O.M.G." Morganite noted. "We hit the jackpot."
"Mother will be in tears of joy when she hears about our success." Malachite said.
"Hold it right there!"
Malachite and Morganite gasped in astonishment. They turned around to see a spotlight shining under the three sailor scouts standing few feet away behind them.
"We won't allow any bad creeps happening onstage!" Sailor Angelonia announced.
"We are the sailor scouts!" Sailor Gazania added
"And we stand for love and justice!" Sailor Rose said.
"I'm Sailor Angelonia!" Sailor Angelonia introduced.
"I'm Sailor Gazania!" Sailor Gazania added.
"I'm Sailor Rose!" Sailor Rose interjected.
"In the name of the Warners Bros, we'll punish you!" The Sailor Scouts chorused with poses.
"Uh no! It's the Sailor Scouts!" Morganite noted.
"And you don't have a thought to devise a trap on them!" Malachite snapped.
"I know you're not blaming me for your plan!" Morganite retorted.
Malachite and Morganite started arguing at each other, leaving Sailor Scouts utterly confused.
"Hello?" Sailor Rose spoke.
"We were standing right here!" Sailor Angelonia shouted.
"I don't know what's going in, but this is our perfect chance to strike them where it hurts." Sailor Gazania stated.
"Let's do it!" Sailor Rose said with a nod.
Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose started charging at Malachite and Morganite, who paid no attention to them as they continued arguing.
Sailor Gazania raised her hand above her head, gathering streaks of green energy in her hand from the air. She then closed her hand and formed a green club-shaped sphere.
"Kurōbā Shaking!" Sailor Gazania shouted.
Sailor Gazania hurled her club-shaped energy sphere toward the ground in Malachite and Morganite's direction, separating them from each other.
Sailor Angelonia lifted her arms above her head and formed a large ball of blue energy in shape of a spade.
"Supēdo Submerge!" Sailor Angelonia shouted.
Sailor Angelonia brought her spade-shaped energy sphere in front of her them and sent it to attack Malachite upon contact.
Sailor Rose raised her hand into the air as a small whirlwind encircled her and coalesced into her palm, creating a glowing large heart-shaped ball of pink energy.
"Shinzō Scream!" Sailor Rose shouted.
Sailor Rose spun once and then fired her heart-shaped energy sphere at Morganite.
The Sailor Scouts gathered together with their arms crossed over their chests.
"Give up, creeps!" Sailor Angelonia said with a proud smile. "You're done!"
"Don't push your luck!" Malachite countered.
Malachite conjured up a black playing card in between her index and middle fingers. The card has a pale green star at the center.
"Come on out, Persepestia!" Malachite spoke.
Malachite tossed her card to the ground. The pale green star glowed brightly, encasing the card in a glowing green orb. The orb grew and projected into a humanoid feminine shape, awakening the creature inside the card. The creature has a slender body with blue-gray skin, long glowing blue hair tied into a high ponytail, and yellow eyes. She wore a black Greek dress with golden straps and a long skirt with the hem ending just above a smoky base. Her dress also has a tight dark grey sash tied around her wide hips. On her stomach was a wide, sharp fanged-like mouth in the style of a jack-o-lantern
"Persepestia, at your service." The feminine creature spoke with a bow.
"Persepestia, devour those Sirius Seeds now." Morganite ordered.
"We won't let you!" The Sailor Scouts exclaimed as they quickly got into their fighting stances.
"Forget it." Persepestia refused.
Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, Sailor Rose, Malachite, and Morganite looked surprised at Persepestia's words.
"There's too many of them. I don't want to eat all of them." Persepestia stated.
"Huuuuhhhh?" The Sailor Scouts blinked in utter confusion.
Malachite and Morganite growled angrily at Persepestia for disobeying a direct order.
"Quit being picky and do your job." Malachite fumed.
"It's not about being picky." Persepestia said with a shrug. "I just don't want to end up with a stomachache."
Malachite stormed her way off the stage. She snatched the Sirius Seeds from the unconscious Warner siblings and made her way back to Persepestia.
"Wait, what are you doing?" Persepestia asked.
Malachite then forced the Sirius Seeds into Persepestia's fanged-like mouth, trying to make her to eat it. Persepestia tried to push Malachite away from her, but Morganite ran up and tossed her magic orb that trapped Persepestia in a pink sticky substance.
"You're gonna eat those Sirius Seeds whether you like it or not!" Morganite retorted.
As the sisters tried to force the Sirius Seeds down into down Persepestia's mouth, the Sailor Scouts stared with complete confusion.
"This is getting sadder by the second for those two." Sailor Gazania said.
"You said it." Sailor Rose agreed.
"Oh well." Sailor Angelonia said with a shrug. "Let's do it and get it over with."
Malachite successfully forced the Sirius Seeds down Persepestia's mouth as the Sailor Scouts aimed their hands forward in front of them.
"Flora Freezing Kiss!" Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose cried.
Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose released a stream of blue, green, and pink energy at Malachite, Morganite, and Persepestia. Malachite and Morganite caught the bright light of energy stream attack, making them disappear from sight. The energy stream ended up encasing Persepestia in solid ice.
"Flora Gorgeous Meditation!" Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose shouted.
Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose unleashed a concentrated burst of scattering flower-shaped energy that went racing towards Persepestia.
"But I haven't even done anything yet! Stage Out!" Persepestia screamed.
The flowery energy burst reached and washed over Persepestia, knowing that it is far too later for her to evade. That attack blasted the creature apart and vaporized into pieces, freeing the Warners' Sirius Seeds. The destroyed Persepestia reverted back to her card form, which dropped onto the ground and then vanished into nothingness.
Sailor Angelonia, Sailor Gazania, and Sailor Rose then turned their attention to the glaring Malachite and Morganite.
"We may have failed, but we'll be back." Malachite and Morganite declared.
As Malachite and Morganite snapped her fingers, they retreated in their magical orbs and out of the auditorium.
"Good work, ladies. Let's return the Sirius Seeds before the show starts." Sailor Angelonia said.
"Yeah." Sailor Gazania and Sailor Rose nodded.
Meanwhile, the talent show returned back to normal. Riza and the crowd recovered once the Sailor Scouts restored their Heart Seeds back into their bodies. Despite waking up dazed and confused, the talent show was set to begin. After two hours of singing, dancing, lip-syncing, acting, martial arts, playing an instrument, poetry, and comedy acts from the participants, Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja were peering through the curtain as they are ready for their musical performance.
"We're up next." Deja said. "But you know what they say. Save the beat ones for last."
"Now, let's show them how talented we are." Catalina smiled.
"Let's rock, girls." Sabrina grinned.
Riza stood onstage in front of the crowd.
"Now, it's time for this talent show's final performance! Put your hands up for our last participants Atomoni!" Riza announced.
The crowd clapped as Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja walked onto the open stage before Riza took her exit. Catalina wore a sleeveless white sailor top with shoulder protector, a dark blue collar, and a light blue spade-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her light blue chest bow. She also wore a dark blue skirt with pale blue trim at the bottom, a white choker with a golden spade on it, white fingerless gloves with dark blue linings, a deep blue butterfly-shaped mask on her face, and dark blue knee-length heeled boots. Sabrina wore a sleeveless white sailor top with shoulder protector, a dark green collar, and a light green clover-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her light green chest bow. She also wore dark green shorts with pale green trim at the bottom, a white choker with a golden clover on it, white fingerless gloves with dark green linings, a deep green butterfly-shaped mask on her face, and dark green ankle-length heeled boots. Deja wore a sleeveless white sailor top with shoulder protector, a dark pink collar, and a light pink heart-shaped gem that is worn in the middle of her light pink chest bow. She also wore a dark pink skirt with pale pink trim at the bottom, a white choker with a golden heart on it, white fingerless gloves with dark pink linings, a deep pink butterfly-shaped mask on her face, and dark pink heels with ankle straps.
"Heeellllloooo, audience!" Catalina shouted into the microphone in her hand. "We're the Atomoni and we're ready to take on the spotlight!"
Once the clapped deceased, the "Moonlight Densetsu" song started to play out of the boombox speakers. Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja exchanged determined nods before launching into a flawless dance routine with a perfect syncing pattern.
Sabrina: Fighting evil by moonlight
Deja: Winning love by daylight
Catalina: Never running from a real fight
Atomoni: We are the one named Atomoni
We will never turn our back on a friend
We are always there to defend
We are the one on whom we can depend
We are the one named Atomoni...
Deja: I'm Deja
Sabrina: I'm Sabrina
Catalina: And I'm Catalina
Atomoni: Secret powers
All so new to us
We are the one named Atomoni
During the instrumental melody, the crowd became captivated by Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja's in-sync dancing. While Dot and Wakko recorded the performance with their phones, Yakko only stared at Catalina with a blushing face.
Atomoni: Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
With us together to help fight
We are the one named Atomoni
We are the one named Atomoni
We are the one...Atomoni!
Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja posed together once the song ended.
The huge crowd cheered and clapped for the performance.
Yakko rose out of his seat with a rose in his hand and tossed it at Catalina, who caught it in her hand. In return, Catalina kissed the palm of her hand and formed a glowing blue heart, blowing it to hit Yakko's lips directly.
Yakko smiled widely with heart eyes before fainting into Wakko's arms.
