Summary: The Atomoni parody Totally Spies.


Burbank, California – 11:15am.

Ralph was chasing after the Warners around the studio while carrying a net in his hand. Yakko unknowingly stepped into a small mysterious puddle of black ink-like liquid on the ground before he and his siblings headed straight to Nora's office building.

As Ralph came close to the puddle, he quickly stopped to watch the ink puddle forming into an identical humanoid shape of Yakko Warner.

The Yakko copy twisted his head to Ralph and released a deadly smile at him, making Ralph scream at the top of his lungs before running for his life.


Atomoni Cottage – 11:25am.

Deja read a goth magazine on the couch and Catalina sat next to her while playing her game console as Sabrina walked into the living room with a half-eaten pop-tart in her hand.

"Any plans today?" Sabrina asked.

"Just the music video." Catalina replied.

"I hope it's one about us dressing up as genies." Deja responded. "I've been begging those directors for a music video two weeks straight." She crossed her arms over her chest with a pout. "Nothing's exciting ever happened around here."

"We've met the Warners and we became singing idols since Season 1." Sabrina said. "How much entertainment you can get?"

Suddenly, the Atomoni heard the doorbell rang twice.

"I'll get it!" Deja, Catalina, and Sabrina called out.

Deja, Catalina, and Sabrina fought over their way to the front door. Catalina shoved them aside and then opened the door to see a smiling Yakko outside. Yakko handed over a package at Catalina, who looked at him with confusion.

"Uh, thanks, Yakko." Catalina said. "Since when you do deliveries?"

"And where's your brother and sister?" Deja asked as she looked around for Wakko and Dot.

"Uh, Yakko? This package is supposed to be delivered to Nora, not us." Sabrina said as she looked at the package.

Then suddenly, Yakko growled in anger. His right arm extended into inky black razor-sharp claws. He then stabbed through the package up to the wall, making the girls freak out in alarm.

"Okay, let's not panic!" Catalina exclaimed.

"Too late! Already panicking!" Deja shouted back.

Deja, Catalina, and Sabrina dashed into the kitchen as Yakko walked inside the cottage.

Yakko searched around the area, unaware that the girls are hiding quietly behind the counter table.

"Okay, Yakko's a lot of things, but he's never this aggressive." Catalina whispered.

"Yeah, what's going on with him?" Deja muttered.

"I don't know, but at least we're safe here." Sabrina said quietly. She then saw the scared looks on Catalina and Deja. "What?" Her eyes narrowed in realization. "He's right behind us, isn't he?"

"Yep." Deja and Catalina answered.

Sabrina turned around to see Yakko behind them. He turned his other arm into a metallic black inky blade and proceeded to cut the girls, who moved out of the way.

Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja immediately ran away in different directions. Deja ran into her bedroom, Sabrina ran into her lab room, and Catalina ran into the bathroom.

Soon, Yakko then headed into the bathroom and looked around for the girls. Up above, Catalina was hanging on the ceiling. She then quietly dropped on her feet and grabbed the broom nearby.

As Yakko spun around, Catalina whacked him to the bathtub and rushed out of the bathroom before closing the door behind her.

"This isn't gonna hold him long." Catalina said.

"I don't know what's going on, but let's take him down." Sabrina said.

Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja entered the bathroom with game-on faces, but they gasped when they saw Yakko is nowhere to be found.

"Wait, where did he go?" Deja asked.

"He was right there." Catalina said.

Sabrina then looked into the hot tub and found something.

"Hey, check this out." Sabrina said.

Catalina and Deja walked up to detect a weird black ink substance. Sabrina took out a beaker from her pocket and scraped up a sample of the substance.

"Eww." Deja said in disgust.

"What is that?" Catalina asked.

"I can analyze this later." Sabrina said. "But right now, we have a music video to shoot."


Music Video Studio Set – 12:10pm.

The Atomoni already finished shooting their music video that was set in a genie lamp, where the trio wore their signature-colored genie attires. Once the shoot was done, the Atomoni walked into their dressing room.

"Man, I'm beat." Catalina said with a heavy sigh.

"You and me both." Sabrina agreed. "At least it's done and over with."

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I had a blast and a half in that music video." Deja grinned. "Sure, it took me two weeks, but it was worth it."

Sabrina and Catalina giggled.

Suddenly, a powerful tremor shook the dressing room. The girls struggled to stand as they grabbed onto anything close to them.

"Hey, the news didn't say anything about having an earthquake!" Sabrina shouted as she watching Catalina losing her balance and falling to the floor.

"Or maybe it's one of the Warners' zany pranks!" Deja yelled.

When the closet swung open, a powerful suction started pulling Sabrina in. Luckily, Sabrina intuitively unattached her tail and stabbed it to the floor to prevent herself from being close to the vortex, making Deja and Catalina yelp in fear.

"Quick, form a chain!" Catalina yelled.

Catalina grabbed onto the nearby doorknob and held out her hand to Deja. Deja took Catalina's hand and then reached forward to grab hold of Sabrina's hand.

"We got you!" Deja shouted.

But unfortunately, the powerful suction grew stronger with great force, making Catalina lose her grip on the doorknob and Sabrina on her pinned tail. The strong vacuum pulled all three screaming toons into the dark depth.

Sabrina, Deja, and Catalina continued screaming as they descended into a series of fastening slides in a water slide fashion. After being tossed around in different tunnel pathways, the Atomoni safely landed hard on a red sofa.

"Ow..." Deja spoke slowly.

Deja, Catalina, and Sabrina sat up on a red sofa. They looked around to find themselves in a large room that is mostly colored in shades of grey. Bright lights lined the ceiling in a shape of red cross and advanced computer panels covered the walls from left to right.

"Wow...what is this place?" Deja asked.

Sabrina walked over to the computerized desk in front of the sofa.

"Okay. It's official." Catalina said. She crossed her arms over her chest. "We're in some reality tv prank show."

"Oh, please. I seriously doubt it." Deja said as she rolled her eyes. "Not even the Warners could pull this off."

"Have you even watched their show from the 90s?" Catalina questioned with a raised eyebrow.

Suddenly, two bright lights shone at the feminine figure standing before the Atomoni. She was a beautiful woman with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, violet eyeshadow, and red lipstick as she wore a short-sleeved white form-fitted leotard that has a red cross on the chest area, a small white nurse's cap with the same red cross, brown gloves, and white high-heeled boots.

"Hello, ladies." The blonde-haired woman greeted.

The Atomoni screamed and hugged each other, turning their heads to the woman.

"Don't be alarmed." The blonde-haired woman said with a chuckle. "I'm an agent. Secret agent. I'm Heloise Nerz."

The Atomoni stared at her blankly for a moment.

"A secret agent?" Catalina asked in confusion. Her eyes lit up in realization. "Wait, are you...Hello Nurse from the original Animaniacs?"

"Indeed, I am." Hello Nurse said with a smile. "But now, I worked for the Doctors Without Borders after I left the studio."

"But that's still doesn't explain why you brought us here." Deja said.

"In the studio, I used to work as a studio medic years ago. But the studio doesn't know about my side job as a secret agent for H.U.B.B.A. Headquarters for Undercover Buoyantly Beautiful Agents." Hello Nurse explained as she walked up to her desk. "The organization is aimed to stop global crime around the world. The whole reason I brought you three here because you've been chosen to join our elite group of international spies."

"First, Sailor Moon. And now Totally Spies?" Catalina whispered to Sabrina and Deja with a smile. "Thank you, G-Girl5."

"After monitoring you three for weeks, we've determined you have quite the aptitude for espionage." Hello Nurse added.

The screen behind Hello Nurse showed a footage of Catalina as she fiddled with a Rubik's cube and finished it in seconds with a triumphant smile. The next footage showed Deja hooking onto the cookie jar and quickly snatching it away without Amelia noticing with a fishing rod and hook. The final footage played Sabrina performing multiple spins on a balance beam and launching herself high in the air, soaring over the awestruck Flintstones and Jetsons before landing gracefully on her feet.

The Atomoni gasped as they realized Hello Nurse was being serious about their espionage capabilities.

"You three displayed a tremendous amount of potential." Hello Nurse continued. "And before you can say anything, I'm giving you a choice. If you don't want to..."

"Yes!" Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja shouted suddenly. "We're in! We're totally in!"

"Oh. Oh ok." Hello Nurse said with a chuckle. "Then, in that case, welcome to H.U.B.B.A."

"As in hubba hubba?" Catalina asked. She crossed her arms and shook her head. "That is so 20th century."

"And since you're a secret agent and all, but get this. We were enjoying our morning right before we can shoot a genie-themed music video." Sabrina explained.

"And then what?" Hello Nurse asked.

"Then, Yakko delivered us a wrong package and started attacking us all crazy." Catalina added. "But the weirdest thing is his arms extended into crazy sharp claws."

"And then, he disappeared without a trace." Deja finished.

Then, Sabrina realized something.

"Wait a minute. He did leave a trace and I collected the sample." Sabrina said.

Sabrina took out a beaker out of her pocket and handed it over to Hello Nurse.

Hello Nurse placed the beaker on the scanner and watched as the screen pulled up an image of an ink-based substance.

"According to the scanner, it appears to be an unknown ink-based substance." Hello Nurse said. She typed on the keyboard and pulled up a video of the CEO building in the Warner Bros Studio. "It's gonna take a while for me to trace to its original source, but there's another scan of this substance coming from this exact location."

"Warner Bros Studio?" Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja exclaimed as they exchanged surprised faces.

"Surprisingly, I'm afraid so. On this mission, you will need some gadgets." Hello Nurse said.

"Gadgets?" Catalina and Deja repeated as they exchanged confuse expressions.

"As in gadgets that are better than mine?" Sabrina questioned with narrow eyes as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Hello Nurse pressed a button and the door to the left wall slid open. When the lights powered on, the entire hidden door was full of cool gadgets, equipment, and even a few amazing weapons.

The Atomoni stood there with their mouths hanging open and wide eyes popping out in a mix of amazement and surprise.

"Oh, I take that back." Sabrina smiled with starry-eyed face.

Sabrina dashed into the room and observed the place in excitement.

"I so gotta try all of them!" Sabrina squealed.

"Well, you three will start with the gadgets that are assigned to this mission." Hello Nurse said. "The Tornado Hair Dryer 3000."

Hello Nurse handed a pink hairdryer to Sabrina, who looked at the gadget with a squealing smile.

"Lipstick Laser." Hello Nurse said.

Hello Nurse tossed a golden tube of lipstick to Deja, who inspected at the gadget with a curious smile.

"And our newest device: the Slick Can." Hello Nurse added.

Hello Nurse handed a pale grey aluminum hair mousse bottle to Catalina, who examined at the gadget with interest.

"And above all, your spy suits." Hello Nurse said.

Hello Nurse held three pink heart-shaped wristwatches in one hand before tossing them to the oni toons one by one.

"Pressed the heart to activate your spy suit." Hello Nurse instructed.

When the Atomoni obeyed and pressed the heart on their wristwatches, a projection of their spy suits summoned in front of them before materializing onto them. Catalina wore a navy-blue halter top with broad light blue straps, cerulean shorts with a silver-grey belt with a gold heart buckle, light blue gloves that go slightly above her elbow, and over-the-knee navy blue high-heeled boots. Sabrina wore a green sleeveless cropped jacket with dark green pockets, green knee-length pants with a silver-grey belt with a gold heart buckle, dark green fingerless gloves, and knee-length dark green boots with blue toes. And Deja wore a long-sleeved pink shirt underneath a magenta sleeveless jumpsuit that has a black strap around her chest area and a silver-grey belt with a gold heart buckle with attached high-heeled boots that has silver-grey soles.

"Wow." Sabrina grinned.

"So cool." Deja smiled.

"I love this chapter!" Catalina cheered.

"Good luck on your mission, girls." Hello Nurse said as she walked back to her desk. "Ta-Ta."

As Hello Nurse pushed a button on her desk, the floor dropped beneath the oni toons that sent them falling back into the sliding tunnels.


Warners Brother Studio – 12:20pm.

The Atomoni arrived at the main building on Catalina's motorcycle. They launched their belt buckles from their belts, sending it to the window and reeling the spies up. Deja took out the Lipstick Laser and rotated the bottom base of the lipstick, turning on a bluish-white laser and cutting a hole in a glass window. They went through the hole and landed inside Nora's office.

"Why would that weird substance be in Nora's office of all places?" Deja asked as she and her friends searched any clues around the room.

Then, Nora opened into the office that quickly startled the toons.

"Oh, hey, Nora." Sabrina said anxiously.

"We're, uh, looking for, uh, Deja's compact mirror." Catalina said.

"That's right. But it's not here." Deja said with a casual grin. "Now, why don't you take a seat to your desk over here and we'll be out of your way?"

Instead of responding with a stern attitude, Nora smiled widely that revealed stainless black teeth, making the oni toons freak out.

"Wow, now that's what I call disturbing." Catalina asked.

Nora lifted her right arm and altered it into a solid inky claw. She aimed her arm and fired out a large number of black spikes towards the Atomoni multiple times in rapid succession. Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja dodged them at swift speed.

"On snap! She's a fake copy just like that fake Yakko earlier!" Sabrina exclaimed.

Nora altered her other arm into a black inky whip as she swung it around to strike the girls, making them scatter away from different direction.

"Hard to believe she's even scarier than the real Nora!" Deja screamed with a fearful look on her face.

As the girls evaded the whipping strike from the fake Nora, Sabrina and Catalina looked at the gadgets.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Sabrina asked.

"Already on it." Catalina said with a nod. She turned back to the fake Nora. "Hey, ugly!"

The fake Nora turned their attention to Catalina and ran towards her with a wicked grin. Catalina took out the Slick Can and released a large oil slick on responding the floor, making the fake Nora slip on it and crash hard to the wall.

The fake Nora stood up and turned around with an angry growl, but her eyes widened in surprise when Sabrina aimed the Tornado Hair Dryer 3000 at her in her hands. Sabrina then blew out powerful infrared heat rays that hit the fake Nora, exploding her into an inky puddle.

"Nice work, Sabrina." Deja said with a thumb-up.

"Thanks." Sabrina said. She walked up to stare at the inky puddle and took out a beaker to scoop the entire substance. "Let's head to my lab and see what this stuff is really about."


Atomoni Cottage – 12:30pm.

Sabrina looked at the ink-like liquid through a microscope as Catalina and Deja gathered behind her inside the lab room.

"Wow, whoever created this stuff is an incredible genius." Sabrina said. "It looks like it can absorb any DNA and create an exact copy of anyone it touches. But once the copy is formed, it comes with a dark, ruthless personality."

"That would've explained the Yakko and Nora copies we fought." Catalina said as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Bunilla touched the sample as Vixen and Hallow watched from either side. Sabrina, Catalina, and Deja took notice when the sample transformed into Bunilla. The real Bunilla, Hallow, and Vixen backed away in fear.

The fake Bunilla growled and altered her arms into inky claws. Before she can slash at the real Bunilla, Deja grabbed the real Bunilla quickly.

"Hey, back off, fake!" Deja yelled.

The fake Bunilla growled and tried to slash Deja, but Deja evaded as Catalina, Sabrina, Vixen, and Hallow moved out of the way.

Deja narrowed her eyes and swatted her tail that hit the fake Bunilla to the wall into a splat. But some of the inky liquid got onto Deja's tail that caught Catalina's attention.

"Uh oh." Catalina said.

"What is it?" Deja asked.

"Some of the sample is on your tail!" Sabrina exclaimed.

As Deja swiped the inky sample off of her tail, it began to form into Deja in seconds. The fake Deja transformed her hands into sharp claws and started slashing the girls, but Deja took out the Lipstick Laser and rotated the bottom base to fire a bluish-white laser at the fake Deja.

"Stay away from my friends, you tin can!" Deja shouted.

But the laser had no effect on the fake Deja, who was grinning with satisfaction. The fake Deja then grabbed Deja and slammed her into the wall.

Catalina ran up to deliver roundhouse kicks at the fake Deja, who avoided each kick coming at her.

"Hey, Sabrina, we could use a plan right about now!" Catalina shouted as she evaded the fake Deja's slashing claws. "Anything that can stop her or melt her!"

Sabrina then got an idea.

"I got it! My acetone bomb!" Sabrina exclaimed.

"I don't know how that's gonna help, but do it!" Deja yelled.

Sabrina's tail reached over to her desk and grabbed a metallic green bomb. She tossed it at the fake Deja, exploding acetone on contact and evaporating the fake copy into thin air.

"And that's the end of that." Deja remarked as she stood up on her feet.

"Woah, nice thinking, Sabrina." Catalina commented.

"Yeah, how did you know that worked?" Deja asked.

"Easy. Acetone is a powerful solvent that can be used to easily and quickly remove ink from anything, even paper." Sabrina explained with a proud smile.

"Let's call Hello Nurse and report what happened." Catalina said.

Catalina held up her arm and opened up her wristwatch that revealed Hello Nurse sitting in her office chair.

"Oh, hello, girls. How's the mission?" Heloise greeted.

"You're not gonna believe this, Hello Nurse. When we were searching for clues on the strange substance, it took Nora's DNA and attacked us." Catalina explained.

"Oh my. This must be serious." Hello Nurse said. "Return to HQ immediately."

Unknown to the Atomoni, a drop of the inky sample splashed onto Catalina's hair.

As the Atomoni pressed the heart symbol on their wristwatches, they instantly disappeared to H.U.B.B.A. Headquarters.


H.U.B.B.A. Headquarters – 12:35pm.

The Atomoni reappeared inside Heloise's office.

Then suddenly, the door opened to reveal a familiar person that only made Hello Nurse's eyes widening wide in utter shock.

The woman has long redhead hair, big grey eyes, violet eyeshadow, and red lipstick as she wore a skintight black bodysuit under a sleeveless white dress that has a black belt and large slit on both the sides, a small black nurse's cap with a red cross, golden yellow gloves, and red knee-high heeled boots.

"Sorry, Hello Nurse. Mind if I crash this little reunion?" The woman spoke with a wicked smile.

"Nurse Doom." Hello Nurse said with a glare.

"Nurse Doom?" Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja repeated in shock.

"My evil twin sister." Hello Nurse said.

"Twin sister?!" Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja cried in utter puzzlement.

"The one and only. And fortunately for me, I came all this way with a special guest." Nurse Doom said.

"And that is?" Sabrina asked.

A piece of inky substance hopped off of Catalina's hair and bounced next to Nurse Doom, transforming itself into a fake copy of Catalina.

Heloise, Sabrina, and Deja gasped in shock.

"What the?!" Catalina said shockingly.

"I know what you're thinking and I already have an answer to that. You see, after I went through hiding after twenty-two years, I came up with a brilliant plan to develop an army of ink clones to exist to only one objective: to destroy H.U.B.B.A."

"So, you're the only one who sent the Yakko clone that attacked us at our cottage." Deja said.

"Very good." Nurse Doom said sarcastically. "How observant of you."

The Atomoni and Hello Nurse gathered themselves into fighting stances.

"Not so fast, agents." Nurse Doom said.

Nurse Doom pulled out a portion of inky liquid from the fake Catalina and dropped it to the floor one by one, transforming them into fake Nurse Doom copies.

"Get them!" Nurse Doom commanded, pointing her finger at the Atomoni and Hello Nurse. "Hello Nurse is mine!"

The inky copies obeyed with nods and charged forward. The Atomoni and Hello Nurse delivered swift punches and kicks at one of the inky clones.

Sabrina performed a roundhouse kick at the fake Nurse Doom, but the inky substance dropped to the floor and transformed into a fake Sabrina clone.

"Oh, crud!" Sabrina yelped.

The fake Sabrina then grabbed Sabrina's arms and spun around in rapid speed before throwing her into a wall across the room.

"Sabrina!" Deja yelled. "That's it! You're asking for it!"

Hello Nurse, Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja kept fighting off every inky clone, but each clone ended up creating more and more clone, no matter how many kicks and punches they throw at them.

Hello Nurse, Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja huddled together side by side in fighting stances.

"There's no end to this!" Sabrina shouted.

"There's gotta be a way to destroy these copies!" Catalina said.

"There must be a weakness." Hello Nurse said.

Suddenly, Deja got an idea.

"Wait a minute. That's it!" Deja said. She turned her head to Sabrina. "Sabrina, remember your acetone bomb?"

"Of course!" Sabrina exclaimed in realization. "It's a good thing I made another bomb for this chapter."

"You go ahead! We'll cover you!" Hello Nurse said.

As Sabrina took off to the desk, the fake copies started assembling together to take her down. Catalina and Deja attacked the copies with their kicks and punches.

"Thanks, girls!" Sabrina said.

Sabrina then hopped over to the desk as she then remembered the switches on Tornado Hair Dryer 3000.

A fake Deja, a fake Hello Nurse, and a fake Catalina ran up to Sabrina with sharp claws, but Catalina and Deja fought them with everything they got.

"Better make it snappy, Sabrina!" Deja said. "Hello Nurse has to keep Nurse Doom distracted from your plan!"

The Atomoni then caught Hello Nurse swiftly fighting off Nurse Doom. Their eyes widened wide in amazement to see the twins battling each other with rapid kicks and punches at lightning speed.

Sabrina shook her head and went back to her plan while Catalina and Deja moved their attention back to taking out inky copies.

Sabrina's tail took the Lipstick Laser out of Deja's belt and sprang high up in the air above everyone. She dropped her acetone bomb and rotated the bottom base of the lipstick to fire a laser at it, exploding organic solvent in the process. She then took out her Tornado Hair Dryer 3000 and unleashed a powerful gust of wind that expanded the acetone all over the room.

Hello Nurse and Nurse Doom stopped fighting as they looked up at the acetone rain.

"What's the meaning of this?" Nurse Doom demanded with narrow eyes.

Hello Nurse and Nurse Doom turned their heads as they watched the fake copies evaporating into thin air one by one that left Nurse Doom stare in horror.

"Good work, girls!" Hello Nurse smiled.

Deja launched her belt buckle from her belt, sending it to wrap Nurse Doom around tightly.

"And as for you, sis." Hello Nurse said as she placed her arms on her hips.

"Unhand me now!" Nurse Doom shouted. "I don't need my inky duplicates to beat you...!"

Nurse Doom suddenly frightened when she saw Hello Nurse walking up to her desk and pressing a button on the panel. Two claws imprisoned Nurse Doom in a rectangular cage and pulled her up to the ceiling.

Then, Hello Nurse walked up towards the Atomoni.

"Now that you have learned the H.U.B.B.A, and you know about the existence of this organization." Hello Nurse said. Her face became serious. "In case if we ever need you again, you three must never tell anyone about your secret agent status."

"We will." Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja promised with salutes.

Catalina's, Sabrina's, and Deja's phones suddenly rang. They pressed the green button and placed their phones against their ears.

"Hello." Catalina greeted.

"Yo." Sabrina greeted.

"Hiya." Deja greeted.

"Oh, totally. I'll be there. Thanks. Bye-bye." Catalina, Sabrina, and Deja said.

"Is there any more missions, Hello Nurse? Because I have a mani and pedi appointment in about an hour." Deja said.

"And I have tons of comic book and manga shopping to do." Catalina added.

"And I have a lunch date with Erika in five minutes." Sabrina said.

"Not really. But, if that's case, have fun." Hello Nurse said as she pushed a button on her desk. "Ta-Ta."

The floor dropped beneath the screaming Atomoni that sent them falling into the sliding tunnels.

"One of the joys of the job." Hello Nurse smiled.