One Piece Dub: 4kids Style

By: NefertariNami

There once was a man named Al Kahn, who was King of4Kids studio. He had cut, diced, and sliced every anime ever seen. Before he got hold of One Piece, These were the final words he said, "My dubbings are yours for the taking, but you'll have to buy them first. The next anime I dub is One Piece." Ever since, 4Kids has been working on destroying One Piece, the once greatest show ever made.

Yo, Yah-Yo, Yah-Yo!

Blood Scenes?

Just take it out 4Kids!

Swearing?

Just take it out 4Kids!

Little Garden?

Just take it out 4Kids!

Devil Fruit?

Just take it, take it out, take it out, take it out, take it, Yeah!

Here's how the anime (Supposed to) go we find out,

'bout a boy named Monkey D. Luffy,

There's no doubt,

They changed it from Gomu to Gum Gum,

All their jokes are really Dumb Dumb!

Yah-Yo, Yah-Yo, Yah-Yo!

His name is Zoro!

No wait,

Roronoa Zolo!

Takeing a sword from Kuina,

-Who broke her arm!

-How'd that happen?

Yo-Ho-Ho She is already dead!

Yah-Yo, Yah-Yo1

Her name is Nami,

She's just like a,

Master Thief,

And the L-I-A-R!

Ussop's so sly!

The pirate crew comin' through doin' their thing!

With no blood, death, or even swearing!

Yah-Yo, Yah-yo!

Set sail for Dub Piece!

A/N: I put 'Pirate crew comin' through doin' their thing' Even though I have already seen/read past Drum Island and Alabasta. It just sounds more... Natural... That way...