Fan Fiction Name: Requiem for the Rokudaime
Chapter Name: Secrets Revealed: Anko
Info: As all in Konoha gather to pay respects to the Rokudaime Hokage as he takes his place on the Memorial Stone, some people take some time to remember his exploits and his quirks. The Rokudaime is not who you think! Rated T for general cursing.
Disclaimers: Well, I do not own any of Naruto, nor do I own the many characters of these fan fictions, save my own creations. It's sad, but all too true. How I wish I owned them….waaaaaahhhhh!
Requiem for the Rokudaime
Chapter 5
Here we are about to bury you, the great Hatake Kakashi, the infamous Sharingan Warrior and the Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure. You were also as, particularly by the many single women in Konoha, the "Bachelor Hokage," the one Hokage who didn't have a spouse. For the month your lazy ass was in office, you were probably the most sought after man in Konoha. Yet, you always had some horribly stupid excuse for not going to go out with them, or on the odd time you would go see you would show up an hour late and read your damn orange books. And yet, that made you you. That made you Kakashi.
Man, this whole thing is depressing.
So you ended up worm food. Big deal, you silver haired jackass. A lot of people I know are now six feet under, and that didn't make me cry. My mom and dad. My teammates. Just about everyone special to me before my Iruka-kun. Oh….yeah, the little kid in my stomach now, too. He decided to play hacky sac with my pancreas to remind me he was there. I know I'll care for him…once he decides to stop using my various internal organs as training equipment.
But, there is something I have to live up to. Something I had been keeping a secret for over a year now, since you started your training with Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama.
I know your little secret, "Bachelor Hokage". I remember that when you were chosen to be the Rokudaime Hokage, you had women clamoring all over you. Hell, with all the women throwing themselves at you, I could have mistaken you for a rock star. Well, until you tried to sing. But you, being the passive jackass that you are, didn't seem to care. Hell, at first I thought you might have been gay. Or just a jackass. Possibly both. But I remember, just about a year ago, I came across your little secret.
I was reporting a successful mission to Tsunade (and planning on having some good "quality time" with Iruka-kun) when I went passed one of the rooms in the Hokage tower. I heard your voice coming out of it, but I really didn't pay attention to it at first. I had given Tsunade-sama the report and was about to make my way to my favorite mans place when I went by that room again. Suddenly, I could have sworn I heard another voice from the room. And it sounded like a woman.
I slowly, using my great ninja skills, to quietly make my way to the door and peeked in. You were sitting there talking to someone who I couldn't see. I opened the door a little more, but as soon as I did that you got up and walked out of my sight. I heard a stifled giggle and I decided to open it up some more. I saw you with your arms wrapped around a woman. I didn't get a good look at her, but as soon as I saw that I was sure that I was gonna go far and wide to find out who she was. All I knew is that she had black hair.
If only your dumb ass wasn't in the way (Okay, I wanted to go and have my "quality time" with Iruka-kun too, but that's beside the point!) I would have seen her.
Well, a few months go by and I didn't find a thing. And then, about eight and a half months ago, I started getting sick. At Iruka-kuns urging, I went to see a doctor. Funny enough, I had gotten a high raking doctor, the assistant of Tsunade herself. It was…oh, what was her name again…Shimini? Shikaura?
Shizune! Yeah, that's it!
Anyhow, I had gone and seen her about my sickness when you had made an appearance. At first, I didn't think twice about it. I knew you were going through your training with the Hokage, and you certainly didn't act any different way. But Shizune lit up, and I got a little suspicious. But, it was also that day that I found out that I was knocked up. I had gotten so caught up in the idea that I didn't look into it more. In fact, I was wondering what Iruka-kun would think. I was really worried what he would say, what he would think. I should never have to worry about something as stupid as that. In fact, that next day my Iruka-kun went out and proposed to me the very next day.
It wouldn't have been any fun to just say "yes" right then and there. So, I screwed with him for a week. I already knew I was gonna say yes, but I didn't want to just up and say it right then.
But anyway, going back to the story in question: After the big parties and everything at my wedding, I had regular visits to the hospital, more often then not seeing (actually, requesting) Shizune. The more I stayed around and say you and Shizune, the more I thought the two of you were an item. The way she lit up when you were around. The more you seemed to relax when she was around. The way should Shizune would get snippy when some other woman would be flirting with you. The way you seemed to stiffen when another man was too close to her.
The final clue was five months into my pregnancy. I had arrived a little early to my appointment and I was more than a little irritable that day (In fact, earlier that day I put Iruka through our apartments wall.). So, being more than a bit impatient that day, I went to "knock" nicely on Shizunes office door (Translation: Bust that damn thing down) when I was stopped by something very familiar. Giggling. In fact, it was the same giggling I heard from that day months prior with your mystery woman. As I glanced through the clearest area of glass I could see, I saw you and Shizune sitting with each other. And let me tell you, the two of you were ahem getting friendly, to say the very least. I looked away when I saw your hand creeping up her legs and looked to be on their way to her…well, a place that many women enjoy being touched.
When Shizune came (a few minutes late) she had the biggest smile on her face, and her mind was definitely elsewhere.
I know that feeling. I have had that feeling plenty of times with my Iruka-kun. That feeling of being loved, being cared for. Being felt up by strong hands…
Okay, I need to stop that kind of thinking. I'm going to be a mother soon, and it'll take me a while to have any sort of fun like that for a while. But I felt happy for the girl and for you too. You know, for the longest time I thought you were never going to find a girl that interested you. Hell, for a little while there I could have sworn you were gay. But in seeing you with her at your most frisky was refreshing. Shizune also seemed happy, too, which made me all the more grateful. I know that with Tsunade-samas problems, that woman gets enough stress. The fact that you are giving her some love (and definitely some "good time", if you know what I mean) was something I KNEW Shizune would appreciate.
I don't how the relationship went recently, but the fact that the two of you didn't seem to have any problems made me hopeful for the future between the two of you. Well, until the Battle at the Gates. Even with the pink haired girl who was Tsunade-samas student and that freak with the glasses to heal you, it wasn't enough to repair the damage in time to save your sorry ass.
Maybe that's why she isn't here. Maybe Tsunade-sama knows where Shizune is. Most likely, Shizune was crying her eyes out.
But speaking of appreciating love, the damn blonde idiot that my Iruka-kun sees as his son has finally got someone to love him. To think the kid took as long as he did to figure out that the pale Hyuuga girl cared for him so much. Well, unless the kid somehow decides that Hinata wasn't worth it.
Lets just hope the kid isn't THAT stupid.
Another possibility: the pink-haired Haruno girl and the Uchiha. I know that the pink haired girl had at one time been one of his fan girls. It's like that every year, some quiet, hideously pale kid that's smart will have all the girls go after them.
Well, maybe not all of them…
But, ever since the little bastard came back, he's been on this little "soul searching" horse crap. The Haruno girl had been there, supporting him silently. Not with the stupid displays of love and happiness like many other fan girls, but of a woman who had waited for an idiot to see just how much of an idiot he was in the first place. Good thing I wasn't like that.
Huh? Why is Iruka-kun rubbing my stomach that way? I know he has done that sometimes when thinking about something for the baby. Why is he doing that now? What is he…
No.
He is NOT thinking what I think he's thinking! Why would he want to name our baby after you, mister I'm-gonna-be-freakishly-late-all-the-time? Why would he wanna name our baby after you, mister I'M-A-STUPID-PERVERTED-JACKASS? Well, seeing as you were the Hokage, I guess I'll have to let all of that petty stuff slide. But if he ends up at ALL like your dumb ass, I'm so gonna throw Iruka through more walls!
END
A/N: One down, three more to go! In case anyone can't tell, I have decided to make this a semi-sequel to "Tales of a Would-be Jounin", except for the fact it is set about four years passed the current timeline.
Next on the list is little Miss Hyuuga herself, then the ever strong (and uber-busty) Tsunade, and then our mystery chapter!
