A/N:

IT'S UPDATES FRIDAY!

Yeah, but this is a oneshot.

THIS WHOLE IDEA CAME FROM A COVERSATION WITH A MALE FRIEND WHO IS STUPID LIKE THIS.

Disclaimer: I aint a guy and I don't own FB.

Warnings: OOC, language and stupidity.

Tohru woke up one morning. She looked very sexy. Because she is. She went downstairs to cook breakfast.

"Yo," She said to her friends Kyo, Yuki and Shigure. They waved to her. But Yuki is an idiot, so he didn't.

"Idiot. Wave at me" Tohru stated to Yuki. He waved, then.

Shigure then laughed, because he is a pervert. Like me.

Maybe we have the same boxer size.

"I AM A GIRL," Yuki yelled while eating breakfast of Macca's, which Tohru buyed from Macca's. Everyone said they already knew. Yuki then ate his fat wad.

"I hate you" Kyo said to Yuki later on.

"I hate you too" Yuki said.

This conversation went on for like, 20 hundred thousand and 12 years. Maybe even infinity.

Eleventy-seven hundred seconds later, Shigure read the newspaper. He read about an eating contest. He decided to go in it, because, like most guys, he was competitive and hormone controlled.

Which is why Yuki and Kyo went in it too.

They had to eat hot dogs. Haru was there too, and he won. He said,

"It was easy. I am bisexual. I have to suck-" And then the rest was cut out because this us a purdyful story rated K plus. He is also a fag, because I am a guy and I said so.

"Whaddup my Homie's?" Asked Kyo the very next minute. He was a gangster, spelled with no a. He liked to play in the hood with Yuki.

Hella ya.

Then Tohru had sex-a-delic things with me because she is hot.

DA END.

A/N:

-coughs-

My stories would be like that if I was a guy.

ARE YOU A GUY?

Don't be offended.